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  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:20am

    you live vicariously through yourself........

  • 60 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:07am

    @ 9:15 classic i love you and you have to remember each state has diff laws...when i was 16 i was banging a 20 year old and it was legal bc of my state laws guys word to the wise... look up your state laws on age of consent and MEMORIZE them lol p.s. like others have said it's a dos equis reference

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:01am

    I'm a 16 year old girl and I thought this was hilarious People need to stop freakin' out over stupid shit.

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:15am

    "I keep getting older, but they stay the same age."

  • 62 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:18am

    this reminds me of my ex boyfriend l0l

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:10am

    *Chris Hanson voice* Why don't you take a seat over there.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:45am

    toronto really has the worst texts on here.... as is appropriate

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:49am

    what if you meet a girl, sleep with her, then find out she's underage? some girls are tricky like that

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:04pm

    ^I think you're immature, evidenced by "olllllds"

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:50pm

    Same. The younger the better. And yes. I am a predator.

  • 52 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:55pm

    dos equis reference...nice

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:20pm

    how do you know its a guy? maybe its a girl preying on the younger boys ;)

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:20pm

    hmmmm.. Word.. Very Wrong.. Ooops did the condom just break.. Now u have a 16 year old Preggers oh Shoot *sigh* better luck next time right?

  • 47 59
    Submitted by headdonkey on Jul 6, 10 at 1:38pm

    Stay horny my friends.

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:47am

    uhm ppl who just wanna say its innapropriate find another site mkay? its not a fun appropriate site. last night i fucked a 17 year old while we were both burning a bong. im 14 :) lolz

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:39am

    Stay thirsty my friends

  • 38 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:37pm

    Young poon is the best poon. Even if it's Canadian.

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:43pm

    and how old are you?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:35pm

    haha Toronto.. i love you.

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:11am

    This is disgusting. I hate horrible men like this - as I'm sure the person who typed this message is well over 18.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:26pm

    stay thirsty my friends...

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:26am

    its a dos equis reference, get off the dudes nuts. its funny

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:38pm

    stay thirsty my friend

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:07pm

    miley cyrus fan bus anyone? lol

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:58am

    Face it, grandma. . .there are some 16-year-old chicks who need (and want) to be banged like a big girl. Where it's legal, of course.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:18am

    ya, i kinda hate when i see replies that are disgusted with this post i rarely see G-rated texts from last night my first suggestion to the mothers and kindergarten teachers visiting this sight would be to stop reading anything on here fuckin shut up

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:05pm

    Dos Equis. BRILLIANT!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:57am

    That guy must be dazed and confused

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:33pm

    Get as many 16 year olds as you can before 25. After that you attract the wrong kind of attention. It isn't like 1977 when you could be 21 and date a 15 year old and not worry. Now you go to jail for years and must report to the local police station where you live, and are searchable on a database.

  • 44 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:01pm

    To everyone crying "predator" and such: this text is from Toronto and the legal age for Canada is 16 (and until 1 year ago was 14!). Disagree with it if you like, but it ain't illegal.

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:02pm

    JONNY OC......look out world

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:43am

    Yes some girls will lie to get w/ an older guy.I had it happen to me.She was a good piece of ass and lets just say I wasn't the first car parked in that garage.

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:55am

    haha im 16 and hookup with 22 year olllllds i think its funny

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:15pm

    whatever, we don't have such strict rules in canada. the age of consent used to be 14 for goodness sakes

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:13am

    CHRIIIIIIS HANSEEEEEEEEN.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:56am

    dos equis... well played

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:05pm

    you're sick. That's almost predator status...

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:15am

    Haha this guy lives vicariously through himself

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:23pm

    hey 3:55am, how you doin ;)

  • 38 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:36pm

    his beard has experienced more than a normal man.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:55pm

    8:34, the one getting pissed about 16 year olds having fun, the lady bleeped the word god. wow lol

  • 36 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:33pm

    Down in Alabama you can bang all day long...

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:24am

    dazed and confused? we all love 16 year old pussy every now and again. :)

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:14am

    might this have taken place at the afterparty?

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:43am

    haha I'm a girl and I thought this was funny.

  • 32 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:34am

    416...yup sounds legit

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:54pm

    he once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt.

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:06pm

    Ah, Dos Equis. Give the guy a break - 16 is legal in Canada. We're just liberal?

  • 34 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:43pm

    on rollerblading... No

  • 36 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:16pm

    People need to calm down.... it's a Dos XX "the most interesting man in the world" joke... Hilarious.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:08am

    hahah this could be any of my friends. we're 18 year old girls. sounds like something a girl would say after getting with a guy kinda young for her hahah. but if hes hott, good job

  • 32 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:37am

    This guys reputation is expanding faster than the universe

  • 38 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:36pm

    10:43 my question exactly. although if your still in highschool then your also my hero

  • 36 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:48pm

    Stay horny my friends...