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  • you live vicariously through yourself........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:20am
  • @ 9:15 classic i love you and you have to remember each state has diff laws...when i was 16 i was banging a 20 year old and it was legal bc of my state laws guys word to the wise... look up your state laws on age of consent and MEMORIZE them lol p.s. like others have said it's a dos equis reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:07am
  • "I keep getting older, but they stay the same age."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:15am
  • hmmmm.. Word.. Very Wrong.. Ooops did the condom just break.. Now u have a 16 year old Preggers oh Shoot *sigh* better luck next time right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:20pm
  • ^I think you're immature, evidenced by "olllllds"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:04pm
  • dos equis reference...nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:55pm
  • I'm a 16 year old girl and I thought this was hilarious People need to stop freakin' out over stupid shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 12:01am
  • what if you meet a girl, sleep with her, then find out she's underage? some girls are tricky like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 12:49am
  • toronto really has the worst texts on here.... as is appropriate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:45am
  • *Chris Hanson voice* Why don't you take a seat over there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:10am
  • how do you know its a guy? maybe its a girl preying on the younger boys ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:20pm
  • 416...yup sounds legit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:34am
  • Get as many 16 year olds as you can before 25. After that you attract the wrong kind of attention. It isn't like 1977 when you could be 21 and date a 15 year old and not worry. Now you go to jail for years and must report to the local police station where you live, and are searchable on a database.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 7:33pm
  • and how old are you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 10:43pm
  • To everyone crying "predator" and such: this text is from Toronto and the legal age for Canada is 16 (and until 1 year ago was 14!). Disagree with it if you like, but it ain't illegal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:01pm
  • stay thirsty my friend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:38pm
  • this reminds me of my ex boyfriend l0l

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:18am
  • This is disgusting. I hate horrible men like this - as I'm sure the person who typed this message is well over 18.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:11am
  • Dos Equis. BRILLIANT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:05pm
  • That guy must be dazed and confused

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 9:57am
  • Same. The younger the better. And yes. I am a predator.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:50pm
  • Yes some girls will lie to get w/ an older guy.I had it happen to me.She was a good piece of ass and lets just say I wasn't the first car parked in that garage.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 9:43am
  • ya, i kinda hate when i see replies that are disgusted with this post i rarely see G-rated texts from last night my first suggestion to the mothers and kindergarten teachers visiting this sight would be to stop reading anything on here fuckin shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:18am
  • Stay horny my friends.

    Submitted by headdonkey on Jul 6, 10 at 1:38pm
  • Stay thirsty my friends

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 11, 09 at 12:39am
  • on rollerblading... No

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 4:43pm
  • its a dos equis reference, get off the dudes nuts. its funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:26am
  • uhm ppl who just wanna say its innapropriate find another site mkay? its not a fun appropriate site. last night i fucked a 17 year old while we were both burning a bong. im 14 :) lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:47am
  • CHRIIIIIIS HANSEEEEEEEEN.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:13am
  • whatever, we don't have such strict rules in canada. the age of consent used to be 14 for goodness sakes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:15pm
  • haha Toronto.. i love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Down in Alabama you can bang all day long...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 5:33pm
  • Young poon is the best poon. Even if it's Canadian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:37pm
  • you're sick. That's almost predator status...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:05pm
  • dos equis... well played

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:56am
  • hey 3:55am, how you doin ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:23pm
  • stay thirsty my friends...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:26pm
  • Face it, grandma. . .there are some 16-year-old chicks who need (and want) to be banged like a big girl. Where it's legal, of course.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:58am
  • People need to calm down.... it's a Dos XX "the most interesting man in the world" joke... Hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 5:16pm
  • JONNY OC......look out world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 1:02pm
  • his beard has experienced more than a normal man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 3:36pm
  • haha im 16 and hookup with 22 year olllllds i think its funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:55am
  • This guys reputation is expanding faster than the universe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:37am
  • hahah this could be any of my friends. we're 18 year old girls. sounds like something a girl would say after getting with a guy kinda young for her hahah. but if hes hott, good job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:08am
  • miley cyrus fan bus anyone? lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:07pm
  • haha I'm a girl and I thought this was funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:43am
  • he once had an awkward moment just to see how it felt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:54pm
  • dazed and confused? we all love 16 year old pussy every now and again. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 10:24am
  • might this have taken place at the afterparty?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:14am
  • Haha this guy lives vicariously through himself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 11:15am
  • Ah, Dos Equis. Give the guy a break - 16 is legal in Canada. We're just liberal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:06pm
  • Stay horny my friends...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 8:48pm
  • 8:34, the one getting pissed about 16 year olds having fun, the lady bleeped the word god. wow lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 1:55pm
  • 10:43 my question exactly. although if your still in highschool then your also my hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 11:36pm