I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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Listen for the clap.
holy fuck you win..that shit was art
Good lawd this wont be topped
+1000 internets to you good sir
Well played sir.
If I see lightning is it just a matter of seconds before thunder cums?
Porksword has made one of the most epic comments in history. I think the person who sent this text borrowed the line from the movie The Rundown (although it was in reference to a fist and a foot).
I suddenly have an urge to cut my hair in a mullet and drive a '78 Camaro.
THOR'S TESTICLES ARE MIGHTY AND FULL OF MOLESTATION
how can balls be full of molestation
How doesn't matter it just is....DO NOT ANGER THE MOLESTER BALLS!!!
I guess the tears afterward are the rain that almost always accompanies thunder and lightning?
@porksword -- kudos.
Does that mean one hits before the other?
this is very very frightening
Name your dick...not your balls.
A lot of guys name all three
Porksword won the Internet.
In fact it was a real gem... Quite the family jewel
Your a God among men!
@porksword, that's was priceless.