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  • 139 40
    Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Jan 21, 12 at 5:23pm
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    And you know what else you should never do? Huff Carbon-Monoxide, bathe in Hydrofluoric acid, try to pick a fight with a bear, try to play chicken with a train, visit West Virginia, scream bomb on a plane, or masturbate on a playground. But you know what, no one says not to do this, because it's incredibly OBVIOUS YOU MORONIC FUCK. Never reproduce.PLEASE.

    • 35 28
      Submitted by BE4TmyM34T on Jan 21, 12 at 11:23pm
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      You literally make me so happy

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      Submitted by 2jzstang on Jan 22, 12 at 10:04am
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      Hahahaha!!! Visit wv... Best part!

  • 55 41
    Submitted by SlytherinChick on Jan 21, 12 at 4:51pm
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    I bet this is what dumb girls who say they burned their ear with a curler really did.

  • 53 44
    Submitted by Pancakefield on Jan 21, 12 at 6:00pm
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    But that way you look cool and smart!

  • 43 32
    Submitted by jackdan on Jan 22, 12 at 12:17am
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    Alcohol makes people do dumb things.

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    Submitted by slaesar on Jan 21, 12 at 11:06pm
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    How about never putting a cigarette in any state behind your ear...it's 2012

    • 33 47
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 22, 12 at 6:45am
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      How does the year have anything to do with tobacco consumption? As long as there is a supply, people are going to smoke. Yuppies need to grow up. Focus on within and stfu.

      • 36 34
        Submitted by Tyler9978 on Jan 22, 12 at 7:06am
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        I think he meant that the act of putting a cigarette behind your ear is out dated.

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        Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Jan 22, 12 at 10:41am
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        Yeah he/she pretty obviously meant that no one puts cigarettes behind their ears anymore, because it looks idiotic. And actually significantly less people (per capita) in the U.S. are smoking every year, especially compared to 30 or 40 years ago. So the year would still be relevant if that's what he/she meant.

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          Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 22, 12 at 2:32pm
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          ...I live in ky and am from ga, I've seen four people today, today, with ciggarettes behind their ears. The part of the south that I know hasn't gotten that memo.

  • 48 42
    Submitted by porksword on Jan 21, 12 at 6:08pm
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    Smokey the b ear?

  • 44 40
    Submitted by Quake6 on Jan 21, 12 at 4:05pm
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    Way to state the obvious

  • 43 39
    Submitted by amberkempef on Jan 22, 12 at 2:51am
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    Duh!

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    Submitted by posterdude on Jan 21, 12 at 4:40pm
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    Duhh...

  • 35 38
    Submitted by dicsmalls03 on Jan 21, 12 at 11:41pm
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    this is why you can't vote for Gingrich

  • 36 41
    Submitted by loterfed420 on Jan 22, 12 at 12:49am
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    I've done this when hammered, haha yea it fucking sucks

  • 35 47
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 21, 12 at 11:52pm
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    The Dumb Bitch of the Year award goes too ...

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    Submitted by Kellner420 on Jan 26, 12 at 12:05am
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    I live in texas and everyone puts cigarettes behind their ears. It's just very convenient when you think your out. Also I have put a square I thought was out behind my ear... It sucks asshole.

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    Submitted by peanut87 on Jan 22, 12 at 1:51am
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    I have done that many times...successfully...

  • 24 46
    Submitted by Tyler9978 on Jan 22, 12 at 7:08am
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    Outdated*