how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
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409 really? I can't think of a better look for myself in the morning than waking up with a face like a glazed donut. Think I'll go get my face sat on right now,actually.
Red meat and asparagus
Oh Honey THE WORLD DOES NOT HEAR THE WORD DONT OR DO NOT. ...NEITHER DO MEN...................LOL............... PEACE IN YOUR CREASE........................SLS OF SUT
-12:11 actually if you fuck, you don't have to duck.. haha
this is definatly dallas... care to meet? haha
That's why I love being from Dallas.
You're messing around with assholes dear, find a real man.
If you dont want it in your eyes. Swallow!
because sometimes that sounds like a challenge
I think swallowing is hot. Also facials aren't hot but the stomach and chest is ;]
LOVE BUTTER! nice, thanks for that.
if u dont swallow it has to go somewhere....
and for the girls that spit its already in ur mouth neways and taste prob lingers more then just swallowing it done.
this probably makes me sound slutty but I love to swallow. I've only ever been with my bf but he tastes good. don't understand the eye fetish gentlemen, the girl is nice enough to put your dick in her mouth. no need to punish her just because shes not enthusiastic about getting your baby juice down her throat
Ew. Who the duck wants an eye infection you dirty assholes. Let the girl have some dignity, and sweetheart, close your damn eyes if you're going to let him cum on your face...duh...
u must be hot cause 5 1/2 months to get a blow job,id be pissed,
which means only one thing...he got head from others girls during that 5 1/2 months haha
LOL @243 LOVE BUTTER
My god, people are whores. I'm a 16-year-old VIRGIN with her first boyfriend. I'm not ugly, not a prude, and not a hermit. I just happen to have respect for myself. I have given matt head, but that definitely wasn't right away. Prolly not until 5 1/2 months in. It's six months tomorrow. Girls, really, have some self-respect.
and what should he totally avoid?
Why can't some of these ladies hook me up?
it is a priveledge for my cum to make sex with retinas. blink that shit suga
Shit, no wonder, he eats garlic like it's candy. I'd rather get it in my eyes
These nutritional suggestions are important for girls too. Diet affects taste for everyone.
cause they're all just a bunch of pervs
Fuck, not duck. Gotta love my iPhone autocorrect...
because its fun. that is all
aim it in his eye next time call it bitter-salt revenge
and he doesn't repect your wishes
What is this thread? The fucking pig convention? Men need to learn to have some respect
totale....aahh, mexican for total.
Foods high in citric acid help.
Pinapple juice is supposed to be the best.
hahaha!!! I agree with you on that
what kind of food makes it taste good?
Well, colour me naive. I thought she was talking about smoke!
Wow, bj at 13? No wonder every other country thinks ours is sick and depraved.
yeah swallow stupid bitches. i swallowed the first time i gave head when i was 13. its not a big deal...just stick the dick down your throat you dont taste a thing
I let my bf jizz on me from time to time. It's all in fun. Sometimes after he cums on me, I chase after him and try to rub all his dead babies on his body. Hahaha, sweet revenge. No one says the girls can't have the last laugh
I resent that. It is not a punishment, it's a fuckin' treat for my love butter to get in your eyes missy.
Because your boyfriend doesn't care about you
If they ever designed a pill to make it taste like chocolate no woman would get it in her eyes again.
i love ducks and tube socks.
i dont mind a guy cumming all over my face, and if they get it in my eye if its an accident its fine. its just the times wehere i get a lot in my eyes and have to explain the redness to my parents. damn
Unless you swallow, we aim for the eyes. I thought all you ladies knew this.
cuz its fun to shoot ropers on ur face
I'd much rather put it on the boobage.
1:07 The appeal is multifactorial. 1) Guys are way into visuals, and it looks raw and sexual. 2) We feel accepted. Saying "Eww" and making a face is not sexy. Again, that's why I like it on the tummy or boobs. 3) We feel like Conquistadors planting our flag in a new undiscovered country.
You fucking liar. Nice try.
I'm pretty sure you'd be a little more accurate with the first blowjob date.
6months - 5.5 Months = 0.5 month ~14 days
You can't recollect accurately after 14 days?
Especially on a matter that your oh-so-troll post claimed was a benchmark for you two.
Die in a fire.
And ladies, most times we're not exactly aiming for the eyes; we can't control the squirt as accurately as we please. You do look hot though...
I'm a girl, I swallow all the time.
Sometimes I just get with a guy who would rather shoot his load in my face. And if I'm drunk enough, I'll let him.
And yeah, sometimes it gets in the eye
Sooo... all of you assholes saying, "swallow " just know that it is possible to do both.
12:17 well played sir.......
1:04 its not like she didn't warn you.
Sometimes gag reflexes make swallowing not so easy.
Yeah just swallow or your gonna get a big facial. I had a girl tell me to give her one this weekend she wanted it all over her face and in her mouth.
Alright I never really understood why guys find it appealing to cum on different part of the body like the face or the stomach or whatever. Can someone explain?
And also why girls don't swallow. I always swallow. Girls, it's not that bad. Just think of the protein you're getting.
She's the asshole for not swallowing
I think its the texture they dont like, and depending on the diet I have read it can taste pretty nasty.
as far as the location thing, its a guy thing, you can thank porn for that little fetish we have.
You know the more I read this site the more I realize that a lot of women out there get facials. So now everytime I see an attractive woman out and about I just have to wonder..." Has she had spooge on her face recently?"
oh and btw, if you take control of the hose, you decide where it goes!
Bc youre a cum dumpster
Girls should just start rubbing their juices all over guys faces, see how they like it! From experience they don't. :)
to 3:26.. I know what you mean... Not only are they whores, but damn proud of it too!
i love how every one is a proud whore on here makes me feel like saint lmao
and he is a tube sock.
Seems like a lot of disrespect for women going on in here....it aint cool to maim your cosksucker....
Anyone have advice on technique?
Or instead of swallowing, just blow it all back on his face
lol u must have beautifuls....or ur a totale slut and iys funny
Oi vey I vote refraining from bjs till the boys show some respect and deserve them! I swallow cause I want to, but my bf respected my choice not to have him cum in my mouth or on me and used a paper towel first till I was okay with it.
12: 48. by he's a tube sock. do you mean he's full of cum?
agreed...feels like somone punched me in the face if it gets in my eye...and for those of you saying "well then you should swallow" it doean't apply cause even if your totally cool with swallowing he still has that strange urge to do the facial sometimes so it cannot be avoided =P
Yeah, that's definitely what she said.
Hello, my name is....
Awesome. Swallow it next time, Tara Reid.
Hi, my name is *omitted*. We should hang out.
WOW bjs at 13... i bet you really succeeded in life. i agree with the above, i never know how slutty people were until these sites lol. i def. feel better about what I've done lol
Or instead of swallowing, just blow it all back on his face
June 9, 2009 4:16PM
This reminds me of a funny thing here. I was getting head from a girl who HATED the taste of love butter and she told me to tell her when I was gonna pop or she would spit it on me. I didn't tell her.......and was forced to throw away my shirt after that. Totally worth it!
And spitting it in my face is grounds for a cunt punt or some form of suplex.
1:14, i just reread it and it definitely sounds like it could be smoke!! if it was cum, there'd probably be some reference to a guy & penis and there isn't... dirty minds!
Ahhhh that's the worst!