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  • uhm, how does that happen?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:48pm
  • Shut up with all your "it's axe" "oh no, it's rake". You haven't seen this girl's face, you don't know what she looks like she's been attacked with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:24pm
  • I thought the phrase was it looked like his/her face was on fire and somebody put it out with a wet brick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:27pm
  • lol @ 524!!! hahahahaha this is so fucked up but i cant stop laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:21am
  • I know who you are talking about...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:47pm
  • You guys need to quit picking on 415. By the way, 415, you accidentally put an 'S' at the beginning of your sentence. I can see that personal pronouns are a problem for you, but don't worry- we understand. Your sentence really should read, "HE looked like HIS face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver. "

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:10am
  • ....I like "an ice pick" over a screw driver but the point is the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:42pm
  • hahahahha. And who cares what follows "tried to ___ it out with____" The more variations the better, keeps it fresh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Huh, it's a South Park thing now? Back in the day it was "... with a pitchfork." That was... 10 years ago. Fuck, I got old.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 1:20am
  • jesus fucking christ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:02pm
  • I don't care if it's a repeat, it made me laugh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:00pm
  • hahaha "tools". sorry, I couldn't help myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:41pm
  • all variations are funny, theres no right way of saying it. gotta say the wet brick is funny as hell tho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:40pm
  • So in other words, she is Rumple Fugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:03pm
  • sooo funny... sooo funny screw driver is great!! super great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 7:18pm
  • damn. must be one nasty bitch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:37pm
  • horrible mental image! ... but awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:25pm
  • i like "screwdriver"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:30pm
  • lmao, screwdriver is perfect

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:51pm
  • hahaha made me laugh out loud

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 11:20pm
  • tried to put it out with a flaming sack of poo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:47pm
  • yeah, definitely poor girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 1:07am
  • nah it was terrance and phillip from SP and i think it was "your face is so ugly it looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 10:35am
  • what is this "it's actually?" screwdriver is funnier than axe or rake anyway

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:15pm
  • SOUTH PARK QUOTE!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 9:40pm
  • the correct phrase is "it looks like her face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a rake"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:34pm
  • Haha I laughed out loud in the middle of lecture... Worth it!

    Submitted by xjsman89 on Mar 25, 10 at 4:02am
  • i prefer stomped it out while wearing golf spikes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 1:28pm
  • love this analogy...hope you didnt fuck her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 2:31am
  • south park not without my anus terrance and philip explain ugly bob as that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 4:39am
  • best. analogy. ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 4:55pm
  • why would you put face fire out with a screw driver?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:16pm
  • screwdriver is deff the best, but i've heard and makes the most sense that a fire be put out with a shovel, hence shovel face.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:21pm
  • it's actually "it looked like her face caught fire and someone put it out with an axe".

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:08pm
  • it should officially be changed to "tried to put it out with a bottle of acid"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:44pm
  • South park already did it - still funny though (:

    Submitted by jamiejames7 on Mar 20, 10 at 4:09am
  • Sheesh! It's supposed to be "looks like her face caught fire and someone beat it out with a rake" or track shoe is my other option! Bahahaha

    Submitted by bitterandalone on Jun 10, 11 at 1:59pm
  • Ugly bob is so ugly it looks like someone tried putting out a forest fire with a screwdriver

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:11am
  • I think it's a someone put it out with a/an _________. jesus there is no right way, you tools.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:39pm
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