I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Now, wait another 9 month and you can meet your kid.....
At least get a fucking footjob from the first sister
Smashed that?! I agree, he's a tool. Smashed that FTL!!!
why can't some guys understand that some girls want to wait??? so disrespectful.
Lauren, I totally agree. We have so much in common! Let's meet up for coffee.
sexual predator alert.
nine months? in or out don't kepp anyone hanging on that long.
I knew two sisters who live on a hill;
One won't do it but the other one will!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and unzipped his fly and said do you wanna Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had lots of fun silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
Represent the 508
Good job broseph
that's awesome. but who says they "smashed" it? what a tool.
Five "first's". Epitomy of fail. As for the text, I believe that is a win for you on the latter half :)
Yes, sometimes when you grow up sisters move to different states, for college, jobs, and well life outside of your parents house. I know it's hard to imagine if you're 12.
Shit was her name Jackie?
Karma is real
Only met'er once, but I fucked'er twice, ELBOW MACARONI BITCH!!!!
I know a girl, she lives on a hill
She won't do it but her sister will...
Nice, took your dumb ass 9 months to figure out u had the wrong sister? You stupid fuck!!
Why would u wait around 9 months if u didn't even get a hand job?
I like how he refers to the one with self-respect as a "bitch", but not the skank he banged twice... Ugh.
Hahah I love that you think it's fake because he didn't meet the sister, I think it's more unlikely to stay in a relationship for 9 mos where you're not getting any.
Wait? 9 months for an hj???!!!! That's a friendship and it's not going anywhere. (assuming you're older than 14)
1:02, give me a fucking break. If that bitch didn't put out anything after nine months, what do you expect? That shits fucked up, a guy needs that
Fake as fuck what did her sister live in a different state
See... Good things can happen when you switch from your left to your right!
I like how he refers to the not-easy one, with self respect as the "bitch", but not the skank he banged twice.
9 months without even a hand job. Maybe they are both Stephenie Meyer freaks. I'd be getting anal on a weekly basis by month 4 or that shit would be over.
First and good for you.
Ha ha....hell naw 2 funny
How did you date for 9 months and not meet her sister? Fake
I've dated girls at school and never met any members of their family.. It's not that unlikely.
Cori is a slut.
I'm simply writing FIRST just to piss people off. So fuck u soviet union and anyone else that gets pissed
Haha, so typical for 508 <3 (First!)
Haaaa typical Brockton probably.
First bitches !!!
Very funny shit! Should have taken pics to show her sister.