I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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Now, wait another 9 month and you can meet your kid.....
At least get a fucking footjob from the first sister
Smashed that?! I agree, he's a tool. Smashed that FTL!!!
Good job broseph
why can't some guys understand that some girls want to wait??? so disrespectful.
Lauren, I totally agree. We have so much in common! Let's meet up for coffee.
sexual predator alert.
nine months? in or out don't kepp anyone hanging on that long.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high and unzipped his fly and said do you wanna Jill said yes and dropped her dress and they had lots of fun silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
I knew two sisters who live on a hill;
One won't do it but the other one will!
Represent the 508
that's awesome. but who says they "smashed" it? what a tool.
Karma is real
Five "first's". Epitomy of fail. As for the text, I believe that is a win for you on the latter half :)
Yes, sometimes when you grow up sisters move to different states, for college, jobs, and well life outside of your parents house. I know it's hard to imagine if you're 12.
I know a girl, she lives on a hill
She won't do it but her sister will...
Nice, took your dumb ass 9 months to figure out u had the wrong sister? You stupid fuck!!
Only met'er once, but I fucked'er twice, ELBOW MACARONI BITCH!!!!
Shit was her name Jackie?
Hahah I love that you think it's fake because he didn't meet the sister, I think it's more unlikely to stay in a relationship for 9 mos where you're not getting any.
Why would u wait around 9 months if u didn't even get a hand job?
I like how he refers to the one with self-respect as a "bitch", but not the skank he banged twice... Ugh.
Wait? 9 months for an hj???!!!! That's a friendship and it's not going anywhere. (assuming you're older than 14)
1:02, give me a fucking break. If that bitch didn't put out anything after nine months, what do you expect? That shits fucked up, a guy needs that
See... Good things can happen when you switch from your left to your right!
First and good for you.
Fake as fuck what did her sister live in a different state
9 months without even a hand job. Maybe they are both Stephenie Meyer freaks. I'd be getting anal on a weekly basis by month 4 or that shit would be over.
How did you date for 9 months and not meet her sister? Fake
I've dated girls at school and never met any members of their family.. It's not that unlikely.
I like how he refers to the not-easy one, with self respect as the "bitch", but not the skank he banged twice.
Ha ha....hell naw 2 funny
Cori is a slut.
First bitches !!!
Haaaa typical Brockton probably.
Haha, so typical for 508 <3 (First!)
I'm simply writing FIRST just to piss people off. So fuck u soviet union and anyone else that gets pissed
Very funny shit! Should have taken pics to show her sister.