The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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... and his butt pumped.
tell him you prefer Kate to lick your balls
Why do you guys assume the OP is straight?
Because he specified "g@y bar tender". My guess is OP is a straight guy who went to a g@y bar with his g@y friend.
Soo youre balding with bad teeth?
Just tell him you have Spotted Dick, and he'll back off.
How am I suppost to liiiiivvvveee without you?
dayum. . .
And then I got pink socked..
I really wish this wasn't my hometown... -_-'