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  • 91 62
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 16, 11 at 11:47am

    ... and his butt pumped.

  • 77 54
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 16, 11 at 11:38am

    Who doesn't?

  • 74 69
    Submitted by mccheesy on May 16, 11 at 1:59pm

    tell him you prefer Kate to lick your balls

  • 66 53
    Submitted by TubeSounding on May 16, 11 at 12:14pm

    Just tell him you have Spotted Dick, and he'll back off.

  • 63 62
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 17, 11 at 8:46am

    Why do you guys assume the OP is straight?

    • 34 53
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 11:39am

      Because he specified "g@y bar tender". My guess is OP is a straight guy who went to a g@y bar with his g@y friend.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by bra on May 17, 11 at 12:57am

    And then I got pink socked..

  • 56 67
    Submitted by michaelbolton on May 16, 11 at 11:43am

    How am I suppost to liiiiivvvveee without you?

  • 55 66
    Submitted by firstfirst on May 16, 11 at 11:34am

    First

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 18, 11 at 1:11am

    Soo youre balding with bad teeth?

  • 46 63
    Submitted by JasonForReal on May 17, 11 at 4:21am

    dayum. . .

  • 45 66
    Submitted by sparky42 on May 16, 11 at 11:36pm

    I really wish this wasn't my hometown... -_-'