The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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... and his butt pumped.
tell him you prefer Kate to lick your balls
Just tell him you have Spotted Dick, and he'll back off.
Why do you guys assume the OP is straight?
Because he specified "g@y bar tender". My guess is OP is a straight guy who went to a g@y bar with his g@y friend.
And then I got pink socked..
How am I suppost to liiiiivvvveee without you?
Soo youre balding with bad teeth?
dayum. . .
I really wish this wasn't my hometown... -_-'