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  • 70 25
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 16, 11 at 11:47am
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    ... and his butt pumped.

  • 57 28
    Submitted by mccheesy on May 16, 11 at 1:59pm
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    tell him you prefer Kate to lick your balls

  • 47 23
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 16, 11 at 11:38am
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    Who doesn't?

  • 43 25
    Submitted by TubeSounding on May 16, 11 at 12:14pm
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    Just tell him you have Spotted Dick, and he'll back off.

  • 35 26
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 17, 11 at 8:46am
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    Why do you guys assume the OP is straight?

    • 15 15
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 11:39am
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      Because he specified "g@y bar tender". My guess is OP is a straight guy who went to a g@y bar with his g@y friend.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 18, 11 at 1:11am
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    Soo youre balding with bad teeth?

  • 30 31
    Submitted by michaelbolton on May 16, 11 at 11:43am
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    How am I suppost to liiiiivvvveee without you?

  • 28 28
    Submitted by sparky42 on May 16, 11 at 11:36pm
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    I really wish this wasn't my hometown... -_-'

  • 27 29
    Submitted by JasonForReal on May 17, 11 at 4:21am
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    dayum. . .

  • 30 35
    Submitted by bra on May 17, 11 at 12:57am
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    And then I got pink socked..

  • 29 44
    Submitted by firstfirst on May 16, 11 at 11:34am
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    First