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  • 84 48
    Submitted by haliganbar on May 16, 11 at 11:47am

    ... and his butt pumped.

  • 68 44
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 16, 11 at 11:38am

    Who doesn't?

  • 67 53
    Submitted by mccheesy on May 16, 11 at 1:59pm

    tell him you prefer Kate to lick your balls

  • 59 40
    Submitted by TubeSounding on May 16, 11 at 12:14pm

    Just tell him you have Spotted Dick, and he'll back off.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by arthurlux on May 17, 11 at 8:46am

    Why do you guys assume the OP is straight?

    • 27 39
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 20, 12 at 11:39am

      Because he specified "g@y bar tender". My guess is OP is a straight guy who went to a g@y bar with his g@y friend.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by michaelbolton on May 16, 11 at 11:43am

    How am I suppost to liiiiivvvveee without you?

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 18, 11 at 1:11am

    Soo youre balding with bad teeth?

  • 47 56
    Submitted by bra on May 17, 11 at 12:57am

    And then I got pink socked..

  • 43 58
    Submitted by firstfirst on May 16, 11 at 11:34am

    First

  • 39 51
    Submitted by sparky42 on May 16, 11 at 11:36pm

    I really wish this wasn't my hometown... -_-'

  • 37 53
    Submitted by JasonForReal on May 17, 11 at 4:21am

    dayum. . .