Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
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I hate jacking a guy off.. it's so dull. He can do that much better than I ever could.
However, this is hilarious!!!
Oral > Handjob. Always. Doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl receiving. We all know how to jack ourselves off better than anyone else after so many years of practice so it's just kind of disappointing and frustrating when other people do it. Don't finger me just go down on me and I'll do the same for you.
some guys ask me to stroke them for a bit, especially while giving head, so thats why if my jaw gets tired i'll take over with my hand. my favorite hand job was accidental, the guy asked me to stroke him to get him hard and he busted all over my hand. amazing
I fucking love this. Cannot stop laughing.
It makes me laugh how people try to sound all naughty/dirty/whatever on this website just because it's anonymous. 1;26 for example. You're probably an old virgin who has never made a guy cum in your entire life. And I can say that, because it's anonymous. And cuz I'm a bitch.
11:02, Thank you, I try, lol
11:15, I didn't realize that liking sex made someone slutty, so I'm a girl and I liked to please my man and be pleased, if that makes me a slut, then I'm a slut! And giving head is only fun because the guy likes it so much.
2:00, yes your right, I wrote that at 1:18am (Colorado time) (I wasn't getting off or anything though unfortunately) and I was bored before going to sleep, I don't have to get laid every night, although it would be nice!
12:15 force jack someone off or yell you don't like handjobs??
Handjobs are pointless, why should I bother half-assing what he can do for himself later in front of a screen.
PLUS I GET NOTHING OUT OF A HANDJOB! I have to be selfish here, either put it in my mouth or in my vagina or else get the fuck out. And if you're a chick that doesn't like giving head that's your own problem.
If you're over 15 you're too old to give/receive a handjob.
How to you forcibly give someone a hand job? He couldv'e easily moved her [assuming he was getting a hand job from a girl] hands away from his penis.
i don't believe that guys don't like receiving hand jobs. every guy i've ever given one to has finished. you can't finish if you're not enjoying it.
hahahahahahaha this is fantastic.
I'm a girl, and I agree, rather give a blow job, they get off way faster that way, and your arm won't get tired, less of a mess if you swallow, ect... then you fuck for round 2!
hahahah. this is great
Stroke it, don't poke it.
i love when guys text me trying to get booty and say oh my dick is so hard for you baby. its hilarious
oh of course. can't stop till they cum. unless you go from head to sex.
Hand jobs are lame. Open your mouth.
No such thing. Fat chicks can't get enough dick to be slutty.
And I'd like to drive a viper that costs about as much as a kia. And just because she has tons of sex doesn't mean she has diseases.
guys can jack themselves off better. but when we give you head or have sex, it feels better than jacking yourself off. but for girls, even with oral and sex, it always feels better when we do it ourselves.
i like giving head, but sometimes your jaw gets tired so its better to stroke it for a few while just putting your mouth on the tip
i think h was hinting he would rather be getting head.
lol omg i love this!
hahahah 12:19am good advice good advice
what the hell was she doing that he would yell he didnt like handjobs
1:46, you're not a slut
guys have sex with plenty of women and are considered pimps, yet when women do the same with guys, they are sluts. it baffles me.
YOU'RE A PIMP KEEEEP IT UP
Mr. 11:15 - If you didn't realize it, this site is formatted for East Coast time. Those that replied between midnight and 4am very well could be on the west coast replying from 9-1am.
So lay off... they're probably reading this right before they get off anyway.
this discussion is sooo funny a couple things 1-not all sluts have stds just because you fuck alot doesnt mean you arent safe about it 2- it is verrry easy for a fat girl to be a slut its suprising how many guys are into fat girls not only because guys hide their attraction to fats to their friends but fat girls put out more 3- some guys do actually like handjobs and 4- i totally agree that for girls giving head is not pleasurable but its enjoyable to know that you are pleasing a guy. ps. youre all idiots
3:28, you're retarded. And try to use some punctuation and/or paragraphs next time, and then you won't seem like such an idiot.
1:39 - hi, i love you. ahaha
I dunno about you, but I don't know of many sluts who haven't had at least one disease. Just sayin.
just laughed so hard
even if my jaw gets tired, i refuse to give a hand job, even for a minute. i don't like it when guys try to manually (digitally?) take over my controls, so i don't try for them.
Fuck handjobs. I can stroke myself off better than some broad. Get your mouth down there, that I can't do.
Women who bitch need to remember: it's called a blow JOB not a blow VACATION. Now get to work.
I love for a girl to take her panties off and put them on my head while she sucks my dick.
I love giving handjobs :). And I always swallow
hahahaha that's great
I'm a girl and I hate giving handjobs. I would much rather give head than jerk him off - even I can see that a handjob doesn't seem like it would be super pleasurable for him.
Hahahahah, 1:39, you are awesome.
12:59 - I've had the same boyfriend for almost 2 years. I'm not easy, I'm just not stupid.
Wow seems like there are more girls that love giving head... I so cant wait till summer vacation to end and courses to begin again, hellooooo slutty girls!
You sound like a crazy ass bitch. So you're probably great in bed. I would like to see how many times I can make you cum with my tongue action talents. And even if we had user names we would still be anonymous for the most part.
deff. just fell off the stool @work laughing at this. people are staring.
I don't care what u retards have to say...i laughed my ass off to this...i can picture it in my head...sooo funny
Hate giving head.
damn woman, let his people go.
something wierd about this post:
my area code.
something i said that day.
maybe im weird but i love a hand job..especially with lotion or spit...sometimes more than a blow job...just seeing a girl work like that turns me on, plus the best thing about a hand job is they can talk all kinds of dirty shit to you....and they cant when they have a mouth full of my cock...that gets me off...ive gotten head, hand, and fucked 1000 times so its not like it in itself is a amazing as it use to be..so..HANDJOBS RULE!!
I would really like to get 1:26/1:46am and 1:39am to join me in some jello wrestling followed be a dirty night of sinning. You both sound hot.
Yes, yes she does. Let me guess you'd rather have 72 virgins?
2:07, this fat slut thinks you're a virgil...all but your ass, i mean. But hell, you've probably taken more dick up the ol' poop shoot than you can count...
3:18 - i want you, you're perfect
so none of you guys here like handjobs?
OR you have never had one given to you OR you have a sucky sexpartner(s)/gf
All the girls on here saying they do all these sexual things and love to blow, and are such huge sluts, are sooo funny. If you get laid so much, why are you on tfln between midnight and four in the morning? Should you be out somewhere fucking someone?
9:06 - we actually enjoy a good handjob, it's vaginas we don't like.
Seems like everyone has a very strong opinion on blowjobs... and who's a whore/virgin.
As for the text, it was hilarious. I could not stop laughing.
I cant believe he yelled that. how funny.
omg everyone is ridiculous and i love it.
hand jobs are for prudes. it's nothing the guy can't do himself
That's fine, as long as you get back to business after you break.
7:29 thats unfortunate that you can't find any girls that like it. some girls can be just a little too prude in my opinion. i, on the other hand, like it and actually prefer doing it. but i guess i'm just one of the rare ones.
Holy shit, you just confessed to molesting a guy. Wonder if he'll be man enough to admit it...
i/he would enjoy/or hate to lick/suck my fat/obese lips because he wants to/loves fuck so hard and/or not so hard
Bahahahaha, this shit is hilarious. 3:16 just made me literally lol with all the insults. Conceited little bitch...bahahaha
3:28 h3r3, 1z d15 4 L1tTl3 b3tT3r?
p.s. ur so cool for pointing out grammatical errors online. keep it up
why do i always have bitches that dont like to blow??????? and then i have to teach them how to love it...
12:26, i couldn't agree more. let's hook up.
good point about the Hand Job, I agree that lotion or preferably spit are a must. I had a gf (short lived) that wanted to wait (at 23 mind you) before having sex. So she would offer to give hand jobs. She was jerking it for over an hour and tired out both arms, before I told her my dick was sore. I finished it off in 30 seconds by my self and gave her a hudini "tada".
this convo is hillarious!
Slut just fucking blow him already..
My take away from the men on here is to just leave u alone to masturbate in peace! That's probably the highlight of your week! Men don't give a f**k what women want so why the fuck do I care that men don't like hand jobs and would prefer head!
I'm with you there. Hilarious.
This site is the most incredible time waster while your at work,,,,lol....I've been reading for an hour and it feels like ten minutes went by......thank you all....and please.....keep sucking and fucking.
actually 1:39 i'm 1:26 and i've had a lot of experience with guys. i've had sex with 28 men and given head to at least 36. i've made a lot of men cum a lot of times. its fun to talk about being a slut anonymously so that is why i'm saying it. be a bitch all you want, in the end no one is going to really care about what anyone says on here. i'm a slut and i don't give a shit
wow 1:46 your really sad.
Ladies, please take note: this is how you sexually assault a guy. It does happen. Like seriously, don't do that. It's very very illegal.
Ahaha how sad. The guy must be traumatized.
Maybe he wants the experience of a dirty slut, but the non-diseased vagina of a virgin.
a dirty slut sounds hot? haha
To 9:56pm I admit I love giving my boyfriend blowjobs... Total turn on... But then again almost everything turns me on
There is no way a chick can do that better than the guy himself
what if she is a fat slut?
lol better take that shit!!!
yeah you're totally right 2:26. if i'm giving head its not for my pleasure, otherwise i'd be getting eaten out
girls who bitch about how blow jobs are just for the guys are just covering up so they don't seem slutty. if sex is round two, they're obviously getting turned on by something now aren't they?
blow jobs turn girls on. the end.
11:15 it's hard to get much action during the week. sluts don't get paid and thus do have to hold real jobs, so they can't be whoring it up every night of the week.
but in actuality, the "girls" that are replying on here with all the sexual gestures and talking about how they like giving head, are really guys who write what they wish girls would post on here as a reply. or for all we know, all these could be done by the same person. but we'll never know, that's the point of anonymous.
sounds like something id do
Handjobs are lame. Beef, now that is whats for dinner.
I agree 2:26. When I'm doing whatever I'm doing to him, I am thinking about his pleasure, not my own. Then when it's his time to do whatever he's gonna do to me, I'm sure he's thinking about my pleasure, not his own.
why do ppl think this text is ok?? if a girl was forcibly fingered, the guy could be prosecuted by law. what makes this ok?? smh. america is fucked up
might sound lame but i want to fuck at least 3 girls on this thread...
LMFAO this convo is fuckin hillarious.
6:44 i def agree with you.
Woah, speaking of crazy ass bitches....
Since when is giving head (or a handjob, for the guys/girls that like to receive/give them) about the GIRL? When I'm giving head, it's because I want him to enjoy it, not because I'm thinking, "Hmm, what can I get out of this?" or "Was it good for me?"
I'm not saying I don't enjoy pleasing him, because I absolutely do, but I have him in mind more than myself.
LMAO!!! seriously though I almost farted from laughing so hard