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  • 95 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:30am

    I hate jacking a guy off.. it's so dull. He can do that much better than I ever could. However, this is hilarious!!!

  • 73 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:32pm

    11:02, Thank you, I try, lol 11:15, I didn't realize that liking sex made someone slutty, so I'm a girl and I liked to please my man and be pleased, if that makes me a slut, then I'm a slut! And giving head is only fun because the guy likes it so much. 2:00, yes your right, I wrote that at 1:18am (Colorado time) (I wasn't getting off or anything though unfortunately) and I was bored before going to sleep, I don't have to get laid every night, although it would be nice! -3:18

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:07am

    2:00am#1 No such thing. Fat chicks can't get enough dick to be slutty. 2:00am#2 And I'd like to drive a viper that costs about as much as a kia. And just because she has tons of sex doesn't mean she has diseases.

  • 66 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:35am

    hahahahahahaha this is fantastic.

  • 59 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:54am

    Oral > Handjob. Always. Doesn't matter if it's a guy or a girl receiving. We all know how to jack ourselves off better than anyone else after so many years of practice so it's just kind of disappointing and frustrating when other people do it. Don't finger me just go down on me and I'll do the same for you.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:21am

    Handjobs are pointless, why should I bother half-assing what he can do for himself later in front of a screen. PLUS I GET NOTHING OUT OF A HANDJOB! I have to be selfish here, either put it in my mouth or in my vagina or else get the fuck out. And if you're a chick that doesn't like giving head that's your own problem.

  • 59 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:35am

    If you're over 15 you're too old to give/receive a handjob.

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:26am

    oh of course. can't stop till they cum. unless you go from head to sex.

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:39am

    It makes me laugh how people try to sound all naughty/dirty/whatever on this website just because it's anonymous. 1;26 for example. You're probably an old virgin who has never made a guy cum in your entire life. And I can say that, because it's anonymous. And cuz I'm a bitch.

  • 57 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:32am

    Hand jobs are lame. Open your mouth.

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 6:27pm

    Haahhahhahahaha

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:51am

    Women who bitch need to remember: it's called a blow JOB not a blow VACATION. Now get to work.

  • 49 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:41am

    some guys ask me to stroke them for a bit, especially while giving head, so thats why if my jaw gets tired i'll take over with my hand. my favorite hand job was accidental, the guy asked me to stroke him to get him hard and he busted all over my hand. amazing

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:19am

    Stroke it, don't poke it.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:41am

    3:28, you're retarded. And try to use some punctuation and/or paragraphs next time, and then you won't seem like such an idiot.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:17am

    How to you forcibly give someone a hand job? He couldv'e easily moved her [assuming he was getting a hand job from a girl] hands away from his penis.

  • 49 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:23am

    Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:00pm

    Mr. 11:15 - If you didn't realize it, this site is formatted for East Coast time. Those that replied between midnight and 4am very well could be on the west coast replying from 9-1am. So lay off... they're probably reading this right before they get off anyway.

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:17am

    i like giving head, but sometimes your jaw gets tired so its better to stroke it for a few while just putting your mouth on the tip

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:24am

    I fucking love this. Cannot stop laughing.

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:16am

    12:15 force jack someone off or yell you don't like handjobs??

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:44am

    1:46, you're not a slut guys have sex with plenty of women and are considered pimps, yet when women do the same with guys, they are sluts. it baffles me. YOU'RE A PIMP KEEEEP IT UP

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:49am

    I'm a girl and I hate giving handjobs. I would much rather give head than jerk him off - even I can see that a handjob doesn't seem like it would be super pleasurable for him.

  • 59 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:44am

    1:39am You sound like a crazy ass bitch. So you're probably great in bed. I would like to see how many times I can make you cum with my tongue action talents. And even if we had user names we would still be anonymous for the most part.

  • 54 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:13pm

    Slut just fucking blow him already..

  • 46 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:02am

    3:18 - i want you, you're perfect

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:22am

    1:17am That's fine, as long as you get back to business after you break.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 16, 09 at 4:38pm

    Holy shit, you just confessed to molesting a guy. Wonder if he'll be man enough to admit it...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:16pm

    Handjobs are lame. Beef, now that is whats for dinner.

  • 44 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:43am

    guys can jack themselves off better. but when we give you head or have sex, it feels better than jacking yourself off. but for girls, even with oral and sex, it always feels better when we do it ourselves.

  • 49 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:25am

    hahahah. this is great

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:18pm

    Wow seems like there are more girls that love giving head... I so cant wait till summer vacation to end and courses to begin again, hellooooo slutty girls!

  • 55 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:15am

    All the girls on here saying they do all these sexual things and love to blow, and are such huge sluts, are sooo funny. If you get laid so much, why are you on tfln between midnight and four in the morning? Should you be out somewhere fucking someone?

  • 50 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:49am

    1:22/1:44am here, I would really like to get 1:26/1:46am and 1:39am to join me in some jello wrestling followed be a dirty night of sinning. You both sound hot.

  • 52 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:15am

    12:59 - I've had the same boyfriend for almost 2 years. I'm not easy, I'm just not stupid.

  • 59 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:18am

    Ahaha how sad. The guy must be traumatized.

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 1:55am

    9:06 - we actually enjoy a good handjob, it's vaginas we don't like. idiot.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:33am

    1:39 - hi, i love you. ahaha

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:15am

    I dunno about you, but I don't know of many sluts who haven't had at least one disease. Just sayin.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:57am

    lol omg i love this!

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:43am

    Hahahahah, 1:39, you are awesome.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:33am

    12:26, i couldn't agree more. let's hook up.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:30am

    To 12:24AM I'm with you there. Hilarious.

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:46pm

    just laughed so hard

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:26am

    i love when guys text me trying to get booty and say oh my dick is so hard for you baby. its hilarious

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:56pm

    this convo is hillarious!

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:46am

    actually 1:39 i'm 1:26 and i've had a lot of experience with guys. i've had sex with 28 men and given head to at least 36. i've made a lot of men cum a lot of times. its fun to talk about being a slut anonymously so that is why i'm saying it. be a bitch all you want, in the end no one is going to really care about what anyone says on here. i'm a slut and i don't give a shit

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:42am

    There is no way a chick can do that better than the guy himself

  • 56 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 5:47pm

    I love giving handjobs :). And I always swallow

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:29am

    why do i always have bitches that dont like to blow??????? and then i have to teach them how to love it...

  • 54 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:38am

    i/he would enjoy/or hate to lick/suck my fat/obese lips because he wants to/loves fuck so hard and/or not so hard

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 5:02pm

    I love for a girl to take her panties off and put them on my head while she sucks my dick.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:28am

    this discussion is sooo funny a couple things 1-not all sluts have stds just because you fuck alot doesnt mean you arent safe about it 2- it is verrry easy for a fat girl to be a slut its suprising how many guys are into fat girls not only because guys hide their attraction to fats to their friends but fat girls put out more 3- some guys do actually like handjobs and 4- i totally agree that for girls giving head is not pleasurable but its enjoyable to know that you are pleasing a guy. ps. youre all idiots

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:54am

    Ladies, please take note: this is how you sexually assault a guy. It does happen. Like seriously, don't do that. It's very very illegal. /soapbox

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:29am

    hahahaha that's great

  • 45 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:31am

    This site is the most incredible time waster while your at work,,,,lol....I've been reading for an hour and it feels like ten minutes went by......thank you all....and please.....keep sucking and fucking.

  • 57 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 11:36am

    why do ppl think this text is ok?? if a girl was forcibly fingered, the guy could be prosecuted by law. what makes this ok?? smh. america is fucked up

  • 40 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:05am

    omg everyone is ridiculous and i love it.

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:08am

    i think h was hinting he would rather be getting head.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:01am

    damn woman, let his people go.

  • 51 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:06am

    7:29 thats unfortunate that you can't find any girls that like it. some girls can be just a little too prude in my opinion. i, on the other hand, like it and actually prefer doing it. but i guess i'm just one of the rare ones.

  • 41 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:28am

    I agree 2:26. When I'm doing whatever I'm doing to him, I am thinking about his pleasure, not my own. Then when it's his time to do whatever he's gonna do to me, I'm sure he's thinking about my pleasure, not his own.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:41pm

    hand jobs are for prudes. it's nothing the guy can't do himself

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:27am

    2:07, this fat slut thinks you're a virgil...all but your ass, i mean. But hell, you've probably taken more dick up the ol' poop shoot than you can count...

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:17am

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 46 71
    Submitted by pandarape on Mar 8, 10 at 8:30pm

    Hate giving head.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:02pm

    maybe im weird but i love a hand job..especially with lotion or spit...sometimes more than a blow job...just seeing a girl work like that turns me on, plus the best thing about a hand job is they can talk all kinds of dirty shit to you....and they cant when they have a mouth full of my cock...that gets me off...ive gotten head, hand, and fucked 1000 times so its not like it in itself is a amazing as it use to be..so..HANDJOBS RULE!!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:18am

    I'm a girl, and I agree, rather give a blow job, they get off way faster that way, and your arm won't get tired, less of a mess if you swallow, ect... then you fuck for round 2!

  • 40 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:29am

    11:15 it's hard to get much action during the week. sluts don't get paid and thus do have to hold real jobs, so they can't be whoring it up every night of the week. but in actuality, the "girls" that are replying on here with all the sexual gestures and talking about how they like giving head, are really guys who write what they wish girls would post on here as a reply. or for all we know, all these could be done by the same person. but we'll never know, that's the point of anonymous.

  • 48 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:21am

    I cant believe he yelled that. how funny.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:28am

    yeah you're totally right 2:26. if i'm giving head its not for my pleasure, otherwise i'd be getting eaten out

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:57am

    1:52am Yes, yes she does. Let me guess you'd rather have 72 virgins?

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:04pm

    202- good point about the Hand Job, I agree that lotion or preferably spit are a must. I had a gf (short lived) that wanted to wait (at 23 mind you) before having sex. So she would offer to give hand jobs. She was jerking it for over an hour and tired out both arms, before I told her my dick was sore. I finished it off in 30 seconds by my self and gave her a hudini "tada".

  • 45 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:39am

    Fuck handjobs. I can stroke myself off better than some broad. Get your mouth down there, that I can't do.

  • 58 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:34pm

    lol better take that shit!!!

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Rainbowshtr on Jun 5, 11 at 10:57pm

    I don't care what u retards have to say...i laughed my ass off to this...i can picture it in my head...sooo funny

  • 33 50
    Submitted by eahusk on May 27, 11 at 3:41pm

    My take away from the men on here is to just leave u alone to masturbate in peace! That's probably the highlight of your week! Men don't give a f**k what women want so why the fuck do I care that men don't like hand jobs and would prefer head!

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:56pm

    girls who bitch about how blow jobs are just for the guys are just covering up so they don't seem slutty. if sex is round two, they're obviously getting turned on by something now aren't they? blow jobs turn girls on. the end.

  • 48 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:18pm

    Bahahahaha, this shit is hilarious. 3:16 just made me literally lol with all the insults. Conceited little bitch...bahahaha

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:46pm

    i don't believe that guys don't like receiving hand jobs. every guy i've ever given one to has finished. you can't finish if you're not enjoying it.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:15pm

    something wierd about this post: my area code. something i said that day. my girlfriend?

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 4:55pm

    LMAO!!! seriously though I almost farted from laughing so hard

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:41pm

    Seems like everyone has a very strong opinion on blowjobs... and who's a whore/virgin. Nice. As for the text, it was hilarious. I could not stop laughing.

  • 35 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:56am

    3:28 h3r3, 1z d15 4 L1tTl3 b3tT3r? p.s. ur so cool for pointing out grammatical errors online. keep it up

  • 34 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:00am

    Maybe he wants the experience of a dirty slut, but the non-diseased vagina of a virgin.

  • 39 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:00am

    what if she is a fat slut?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:03am

    LMFAO this convo is fuckin hillarious. 6:44 i def agree with you.

  • 35 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:52am

    a dirty slut sounds hot? haha

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:54am

    wow 1:46 your really sad.

  • 38 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:02am

    so none of you guys here like handjobs? Yeah right... OR you have never had one given to you OR you have a sucky sexpartner(s)/gf

  • 49 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 4:08pm

    To 9:56pm I admit I love giving my boyfriend blowjobs... Total turn on... But then again almost everything turns me on

  • 49 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:37pm

    deff. just fell off the stool @work laughing at this. people are staring.

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 12:15am

    sounds like something id do

  • 40 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 1:31am

    even if my jaw gets tired, i refuse to give a hand job, even for a minute. i don't like it when guys try to manually (digitally?) take over my controls, so i don't try for them.

  • 40 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:59pm

    hahahah 12:19am good advice good advice what the hell was she doing that he would yell he didnt like handjobs

  • 35 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:26am

    Woah, speaking of crazy ass bitches.... Since when is giving head (or a handjob, for the guys/girls that like to receive/give them) about the GIRL? When I'm giving head, it's because I want him to enjoy it, not because I'm thinking, "Hmm, what can I get out of this?" or "Was it good for me?" I'm not saying I don't enjoy pleasing him, because I absolutely do, but I have him in mind more than myself.

  • 32 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:58am

    might sound lame but i want to fuck at least 3 girls on this thread...