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  • well i laughed at this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:41am
  • i chuckled a bit when i saw this haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:46am
  • This was already on here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:28pm
  • The purple dino text was obviously a 13 year old. Go back to your avatars and Myspace pages where "RAWR" and a miscolored extinct animal are actually accepted. Fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:46am
  • i love seeing all of you talk shit about alex accardi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:04pm
  • My friend saying she just ran into Bill Nye the Science guy in person doesn't get... but this does?! D}:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:24pm
  • you couldnt have just said "stop texting me" out loud to the guy sitting next to you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:17pm
  • im sure the people sitting next to people aren't actually texting back... but how would we know they were sitting next to them if they didn't say it somewhere.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:38am
  • $10 says purple dino kid wasn't even high/drunk. $10 more says they pretended to drink half a beer before texting that. $20 if they were in brightly coloured skinny jeans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:26am
  • u must be high as a kite

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:27pm
  • alex clearly just wants to eat brians dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:51pm
  • Megatron from Beast Wars?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:43pm
  • theres like 8 of these already. ugh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:03pm
  • to get a text accepted on this site, it should involve "sitting right next to you," "new high/low," something about vodka hiding in orange juice, and unhygenic vaginas. that is the magic formula.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:54am
  • all you haters go fuck yourselves cause obviously you need to relax. Fuck it man, I love purple dinosaurs

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:01pm
  • no need to be negative. loserssssssssssss. go get swine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:37pm
  • If they didn't pick your text, it's probably because it wasn't as funny as you thought it was. Stop bitching.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:37pm
  • been there... done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:34pm
  • Ha! :)

    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 28, 10 at 11:27pm
  • RAWRRRR IMA ANNOYING FAGGET

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:45pm
  • I can't stand people that send you fucking ridiculous texts like this, makes me want to set them on fire.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 29, 11 at 9:45am
  • @8:54 what if one text included all? that would be a magical text thats just about as funny as kicking an autistic kid in the face with steel toed boots. kind of like this text.

    Submitted by [][][] on Jul 31, 10 at 11:49am
  • are you kidding me that this garbage gets accepted on here when they pass up on so much stuff that is gold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:27pm
  • oh that WOULD be funny, from a twelve year olds perspective.

    Submitted by mangopopsicle on Apr 25, 10 at 12:05am
  • This is dumb. I've had a few friends submit classic texts and none have been posted. I'm just going to start submitting texts that has a response of "you're sitting right next to me" 'cause apparently those all get posted. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:41pm
  • This crap has already been posted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:30am
  • ... I like this, I actually laughed...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:35pm
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