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  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:46am

    i chuckled a bit when i saw this haha

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:28pm

    This was already on here.

  • 50 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:04pm

    i love seeing all of you talk shit about alex accardi

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:27pm

    u must be high as a kite

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 2:46am

    The purple dino text was obviously a 13 year old. Go back to your avatars and Myspace pages where "RAWR" and a miscolored extinct animal are actually accepted. Fucker.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:37pm

    If they didn't pick your text, it's probably because it wasn't as funny as you thought it was. Stop bitching.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:17pm

    you couldnt have just said "stop texting me" out loud to the guy sitting next to you?

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:03pm

    theres like 8 of these already. ugh

  • 53 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 7:41am

    well i laughed at this.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 5:43pm

    Megatron from Beast Wars?

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:45pm

    RAWRRRR IMA ANNOYING FAGGET

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:24pm

    My friend saying she just ran into Bill Nye the Science guy in person doesn't get... but this does?! D}:

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:38am

    im sure the people sitting next to people aren't actually texting back... but how would we know they were sitting next to them if they didn't say it somewhere.

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:51pm

    alex clearly just wants to eat brians dick

  • 42 53
    Submitted by [][][] on Jul 31, 10 at 11:49am

    @8:54 what if one text included all? that would be a magical text thats just about as funny as kicking an autistic kid in the face with steel toed boots. kind of like this text.

  • 37 43
    Submitted by mangopopsicle on Apr 25, 10 at 12:05am

    oh that WOULD be funny, from a twelve year olds perspective.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Rasetsu on Jun 28, 10 at 11:27pm

    Ha! :)

  • 42 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 8:54am

    to get a text accepted on this site, it should involve "sitting right next to you," "new high/low," something about vodka hiding in orange juice, and unhygenic vaginas. that is the magic formula.

  • 30 33
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Dec 29, 11 at 9:45am

    I can't stand people that send you fucking ridiculous texts like this, makes me want to set them on fire.

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 9:26am

    $10 says purple dino kid wasn't even high/drunk. $10 more says they pretended to drink half a beer before texting that. $20 if they were in brightly coloured skinny jeans.

  • 42 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:37pm

    no need to be negative. loserssssssssssss. go get swine.

  • 41 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 11:01pm

    all you haters go fuck yourselves cause obviously you need to relax. Fuck it man, I love purple dinosaurs

  • 42 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:27pm

    are you kidding me that this garbage gets accepted on here when they pass up on so much stuff that is gold

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:34pm

    been there... done that

  • 43 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:41pm

    This is dumb. I've had a few friends submit classic texts and none have been posted. I'm just going to start submitting texts that has a response of "you're sitting right next to me" 'cause apparently those all get posted. Lame.

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 7:35pm

    ... I like this, I actually laughed...

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 1:30am

    This crap has already been posted.