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  • Submitted by ZAK13 on Dec 14, 11 at 9:12am

    Dad?

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    Submitted by kittyinthemiddle on Dec 14, 11 at 9:42am

    Awesome!! Probably one of my favorite texts on this site :)

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      Submitted by 08GSXR600 on Dec 14, 11 at 11:09am

      because you might actually get hit on? lewl

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    Submitted by T_1 on Dec 14, 11 at 6:20pm

    One does not disregard a bro's call for help lightly.

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    Submitted by TubeSounding on Dec 14, 11 at 9:26am

    Time to ease up on the Rum, Cap'n Hook.

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    Submitted by gunslinger251 on Dec 14, 11 at 11:47am

    Haha I like this, everybody needs "that" friend, just hope he can fight

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    Submitted by Gonnagetmesome on Dec 14, 11 at 9:34am

    Sir Yes Sir!!

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    Submitted by aronnin on Dec 16, 11 at 6:17am

    Captain Saveahoe reporting sir!!

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    Submitted by ilulz on Dec 14, 11 at 9:46pm

    Haha phail

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    Submitted by Frankii on Dec 15, 11 at 3:01pm

    I'm your wingman Maverick!!

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 14, 11 at 9:57am

    Next time have her naked at you doorstep right after she picked up the pizza for the night.