Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
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Haha I like this, everybody needs "that" friend, just hope he can fight
Awesome!! Probably one of my favorite texts on this site :)
because you might actually get hit on? lewl
One does not disregard a bro's call for help lightly.
Captain Saveahoe reporting sir!!
Sir Yes Sir!!
Time to ease up on the Rum, Cap'n Hook.
I'm your wingman Maverick!!
Next time have her naked at you doorstep right after she picked up the pizza for the night.