He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
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Gotta hand it to him: he's got balls doing that!
that's when you smile and look right back at him saying "happy herpes day", just to see his reaction. don't forget to post pictures afterwards too.
Following text: \n"And that was the last thing he ever did."
This is almost hallmark card worthy! lol
That's some funny shit, heh.
Same thing happened to me except it went like this:\nHim: Happy Mother's Day.\nMe: I'm not a Mother.\nHim: You will be if you keep fucking with me as he busted inside me. \nI was dumbfounded.
Thought the comments were funnier than the post
yea, just wait untill july 4th, he'll give you a "fireworks" show
Lol, I woulda said: happy father day asshole have fun paying child support.
Who would call this a good night?
Damn. That is just so wrong! \nBut since it ain't me pretty hilarious
Was she his mom?
wow you inspired me im goingto do thisto my catholic girlfirend so she will be forced to marry me after i knock her up like this she has always trusted me to pull out and i always have but after reading this and knoing the girl wont kill me or leave me like you didnt with him im shooting in all in her so i can have kids and finally get married after 7 years of fing her without knoicking her up
Pulling out wont always help. People have gotten pregnant without being come into because you have a little bit on the tip the whole time. Just makes it harder to get pregnant. Thought you should know
and u would walk right right in to the sex shop and ask" do u sell mothers day cards here?"
you shouldve used a rubber and then you would not have had this problem!
Bet he does have balls anymore!! I know I'd have cut them off!!