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  • He should have plunged it into a stone and said, "None shall yield the watermelon, except me!" It would be much more dramatic, and make a great movie.

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 5, 11 at 3:18pm
  • Crap, I meant wield, not yield.

    Submitted by CrazyRunner on Dec 5, 11 at 3:25pm
  • How racist!

    Submitted by porksword on Dec 5, 11 at 3:14pm
  • Gallagher: 25 years later

    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 5, 11 at 6:53pm
  • And thus Ghallagher is born unto man. Ironically. Cheap .99 ponchos were available everywhere the same day!

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Dec 5, 11 at 7:15pm
  • Ok, I had to give this a thumbs down. That's not safe, nor is it funny, and you're an idiot.

    Submitted by prettyroundbrown on Dec 6, 11 at 11:50pm