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  • This guy rocks. He went in the backdoor and then got to put her in her place because of it. Double win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Double fail. He get's no play and fails at life by making a chick feel bad about doing anal. Chicks should be proud of such things. Fail, fail, and fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:23pm
  • < looking up "brilence"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:39pm
  • 5:13 and 5:37 Context? It's a fucking text message. She could have been flirting with him for all that context shows, and then got the pissy-response back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:49pm
  • you're a turd cutter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:07pm
  • It's so not Denton. It's Wichita falls we have more trashy hicks with needy dicks in wf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 12:11am
  • I haven't heard the phrase "turd cutter" in fifteen years!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:42pm
  • No matter what she is feeling, she already did it.. He can't be taking advantage of her.. It already happened Ps <3 denton

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:57am
  • 12:25 am knows what's good

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:34pm
  • Reppin Denton. Helllll yeahh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:28am
  • turd-cutter! this guy wins at life!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:17pm
  • It's poop chute you fucking retards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:52pm
  • I love the standards for spelling and grammar we have on TFLN. (Fucking brilent.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 8:16pm
  • brilence haha 4:25PM, brilence. that''s brilente hehe he said Arse Back Door Brown Eye Brown Pucker Star Bung Hole Caboose Can Chocolate Speedway Chocolate Starfish Derriere Dirt Road Duster Fart hole Fudge Tunnel Hershey Highway Heinie Kiester Port Hole Pucker Hole Ring Round Eye Sewer Tail Tan Track The Speckled Starfish Turd Bailer Windmill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Turd cutter.... that brightened up a minute or two of my day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:40pm
  • Right on 5:13 PM! People can attack this guy all they want, but the fact is, the context of the text shows that she was bitching at him about something and was in the wrong. She's NOT innocent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:37pm
  • thats fuckin classic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:00pm
  • Well played good sir.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:09pm
  • 547 you sound like a fucking chode. ive talked to many a broads like this and then banged em. women like you to be a man and an asshole every once in a while, you fucking mary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:14am
  • Oh you silly Dentonites.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:38pm
  • It's not funny dude...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:20pm
  • Yeah, by "putting the bitch in her place" He's also never going to put his dick in her. The guy Fails.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Ok that was funny. And obviously the chick let's him talk to her like that or he wouldn't have tried

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I can't over the "turd-cutter"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:19pm
  • I was the reply real area codes in order are 317 and 765

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 4:39am
  • It's good to see him put her in her place. She bitched at him, and he shut her up!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:13pm
  • I think I have an idea what guy that was! Way to represent wf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 10:28pm
  • Arse Back Door Brown Eye Brown Pucker Star Bung Hole Caboose Can Chocolate Speedway Chocolate Starfish Derriere Dirt Road Duster Fart hole Fudge Tunnel Hershey Highway Heinie Kiester Port Hole Pucker Hole Ring Round Eye Sewer Tail Tan Track The Speckled Starfish Turd Bailer Windmill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:34pm
    • Forgot Satan's Onion Ring (It's from a Bloodhound Gang song)

      Submitted by magicninja on May 25, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I'm also a fan of balloon knot, cigar burn and leather cheerio

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:03pm
  • ugh. i hate the word turd cutter. but this is hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 7:01pm
  • 5:49 PM, she was obviously ATTEMPTING to shut him down by stereotyping him as a guy who takes advantage of women. You call THAT flirting? I wonder how many restraining orders there are against you right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 1:29am
    • as long as they knew each other well, \nsay there is a two year difference, and they both really like each other. \nhe says he thinks she is really cool.\nshe makes fun of him (playing) saying that he is some pervy old guy. \nand he makes this retort. \ndepends on their sense of humor. \nbut either way... YOU don't know the context.

      Submitted by iheartFYS on Dec 6, 10 at 3:15pm
  • this is funny but it's all made up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:06pm
  • 1:29 Tone and infliction are lost in written word, almost anything can be said in a flirty way, but can be lost in translation. It's a possibility.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:44am
  • Like quagmire said her name is Anna lee but I'll just call her anal!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 12:25am
  • Poop shoot. Spelling error? Think about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:14pm
  • You are a fucking dumbass!!! Do you see the brilence here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Wow, I'm so proud of my area code right now. Way to represent, Texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:13pm
  • This text is so full of wisdom and unalienable truths. Amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:49pm
  • Makes me proud to go to UNT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:35pm
  • Good to see 940, but sad this humor is what represents Denton.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:54am
  • at least you got your/you're right..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 5:03pm
  • That's hilarious! I like the term poopshoot, but turd cutter is also great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:14pm
  • 2:14 Roofies don't count asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 9:46am
  • the way the OP wrote the text she is clearly teasing and trying to lead him on. I bet she expected a different answer than what she got, however. She's a 'ho and she knows

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 2:10pm
  • yeah you fucking whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 6:48pm
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