I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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This guy rocks. He went in the backdoor and then got to put her in her place because of it. Double win.
Double fail. He get's no play and fails at life by making a chick feel bad about doing anal. Chicks should be proud of such things.
Fail, fail, and fail.
It's poop chute you fucking retards
It's so not Denton. It's Wichita falls we have more trashy hicks with needy dicks in wf
< looking up "brilence"
5:13 and 5:37 Context? It's a fucking text message. She could have been flirting with him for all that context shows, and then got the pissy-response back.
you're a turd cutter
turd-cutter! this guy wins at life!
I haven't heard the phrase "turd cutter" in fifteen years!
12:25 am knows what's good
No matter what she is feeling, she already did it.. He can't be taking advantage of her.. It already happened
Ps <3 denton
Reppin Denton. Helllll yeahh!
I love the standards for spelling and grammar we have on TFLN. (Fucking brilent.)
haha 4:25PM, brilence. that''s brilente
hehe he said Arse
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Turd cutter.... that brightened up a minute or two of my day
Right on 5:13 PM! People can attack this guy all they want, but the fact is, the context of the text shows that she was bitching at him about something and was in the wrong. She's NOT innocent.
I can't over the "turd-cutter"
Well played good sir.
thats fuckin classic
547 you sound like a fucking chode. ive talked to many a broads like this and then banged em. women like you to be a man and an asshole every once in a while, you fucking mary.
Oh you silly Dentonites.
Yeah, by "putting the bitch in her place" He's also never going to put his dick in her. The guy Fails.
It's not funny dude...
Ok that was funny. And obviously the chick let's him talk to her like that or he wouldn't have tried
I was the reply real area codes in order are 317 and 765
It's good to see him put her in her place. She bitched at him, and he shut her up!!!
I think I have an idea what guy that was! Way to represent wf
this is funny but it's all made up
Wow, I'm so proud of my area code right now. Way to represent, Texas.
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Forgot Satan's Onion Ring (It's from a Bloodhound Gang song)
ugh. i hate the word turd cutter. but this is hilarious
5:49 PM, she was obviously ATTEMPTING to shut him down by stereotyping him as a guy who takes advantage of women. You call THAT flirting? I wonder how many restraining orders there are against you right now.
as long as they knew each other well, \nsay there is a two year difference, and they both really like each other. \nhe says he thinks she is really cool.\nshe makes fun of him (playing) saying that he is some pervy old guy. \nand he makes this retort. \ndepends on their sense of humor. \nbut either way... YOU don't know the context.
I'm also a fan of balloon knot, cigar burn and leather cheerio
Spelling error? Think about it.
1:29 Tone and infliction are lost in written word, almost anything can be said in a flirty way, but can be lost in translation. It's a possibility.
Like quagmire said her name is Anna lee but I'll just call her anal!!!
You are a fucking dumbass!!! Do you see the brilence here
This text is so full of wisdom and unalienable truths. Amen.
Good to see 940, but sad this humor is what represents Denton.
Makes me proud to go to UNT.
That's hilarious! I like the term poopshoot, but turd cutter is also great
at least you got your/you're right..
the way the OP wrote the text she is clearly teasing and trying to lead him on. I bet she expected a different answer than what she got, however. She's a 'ho and she knows
2:14 Roofies don't count asshole.
yeah you fucking whore