Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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If you're going to cheat, at least be smart and wash up afterwards. Or, better yet, don't cheat at all. Much easier.
So he's not the terror that flaps in the night?
more like the terror that faps in the night
Holy shit. Dumbest dick ever. Fuck.
This got dangerous...
What a low-life dumb ass!
darkwing duck fail, even launchpad was smarter than this moron
Maybe the girl bet him she gave better BJs than you. He took one for the team to defend your honor!
Use lipgloss next time.
Why lie? Lipstick on your dick is a badge of honor!
The slutty version of lipstick on the collar.