I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
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Don't know what's more disturbing: her smell or the fact he can recognize the smell of old Mens farts
tell me you didnt eat it!
lol, a girl takes off her pants and the first things to come to your mind are mens' locker rooms and old men. seems like something else is on your mind, i think the "smell" is just trying to tell you that your interests lie elsewhere
Possible diseases or athletes vagina?
Yeah Ivan, shower sex. And you scrub that pussy clean with lots of soap and hot water. Just say your fingering her with the loofa cuz it'll make her feel better...
cuz that much soap won't cause any internal pH damage...*eye roll* men.
Either way....don't take the chance
That's pretty effin sick.
I think we are missing the true tragedy of this text: "Smelt"? Unless op was talking about the smelt fish, then that is pure fucking genius.
Sadly I can relate. My girlfriend smells yet since she's so nice and puts up with my weekend escapades I feel bad telling her she smells. Shower sex??
hahahaha wreckem881- "athletes vagina"
hahaa, pussy stankkk, please tell me you still didnt hit that!
Warning: do not read tfln while eating...
Was that after your pants came off, too? If so, I wouldn't rush to judgment.
Well, first things first: were you in a rec center locker room?
If this was a 530, I'd swear it was about my ex's sister
That's most attractive.
Definitely her. Some nasty pussy in 480
Please say you left...
Oh the smell of a nappy dugout.. Yum.. I just threw up in my mouth
Sounds like you know my roommates girlfriend haha, and it's her not the room ha
Please tell me you didn't look at it? Was it Blue?
That is discusting! WTF like have a shower.
Did you look under the bed?
NOT Scottsdale. Must have been south 480.