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(209): View more from California

I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..

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(410): View more from Maryland

Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.

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(727): View more from Florida

Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.

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(850): View more from Florida

Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.

(1-850): View more from Florida

Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?

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(807): View more from Ontario

She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.

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(907): View more from Alaska

Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof

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