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  • 89 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:47pm

    I agree this it too funny and reading this totally made my night, and by the way I'm a girl too. You other ladies need to lighten up!

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:25am

    Hahahaha I love this

  • 85 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:31pm

    Just make sure to pull out of the V and spread it on the T's... (and before any ladies get all righteous about this, I AM a girl...and I think this shit is hilarious get a sense of humor or avoid this website)

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:28am

    Thank you 10:05! men like this shouldn't be allowed to spread their seed

  • 85 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 6:55pm

    Have you considered a sperm bank?

  • 86 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:10pm

    LOL. This is funny, and it sounds like something Dwight from The Office would say.

  • 88 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 3:26am

    Haha this is funny. And so not what I would assume guys would be wanting

  • 77 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:47am

    Agreed with 1:32. As a joke its fantastic, as real life, pathetic, sad and the guy is a waste of air. It isn't so much people lack a sense of humor as they know how awful people can be.

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:16am

    Chances are your genes aren't worth passing on anyway.

  • 87 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:32am

    If this is a joke, it's hilarious. If it's not a joke, it's disgusting.

  • 85 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:05am

    Get a vasectomy. For the good of humanity, get a fucking vasectomy.

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 10:36pm

    No one wants your seed...

  • 80 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:45am

    i know the OP was being sarcastic. .. but if he really was serious, he does deserve a vasectomy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:55am

    I just poke holes in my condoms. . . .

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 3:54pm

    10:05, u beat me to it....nasty fuck

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:08pm

    He'll be spreading more than seed after awhile.....

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 2:56am

    of course its a joke. lighten up people.

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 11:12am

    He wants to take his seed on tour....one town, one child!

  • 70 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:22am

    You spread it on their face instead.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 1:13am

    hahaha just the way it was worded was hilarious.

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:11 You know you love it!!!

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:13pm

    hahahaha i give this a thumbs up. this guy is the man.

  • 62 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:00am

    haha. wow bitches need to chill. i'm a girl and this is funny. so pull the sticks outta your asses. seriously.

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 10:03am

    oh yes cause we need more babies from men like you?

  • 62 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 12:02am

    haha. wow bitches need to chill. i'm a girl and this is funny. so pull the sticks outta your asses. seriously.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:59pm

    12:31 I want to B my L on some TT's!!!

  • 28 32
    Submitted by crazypsyco710 on Feb 4, 12 at 9:34am

    Get married