How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
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Hahahaha I love this
Chances are your genes aren't worth passing on anyway.
I agree this it too funny and reading this totally made my night, and by the way I'm a girl too. You other ladies need to lighten up!
Haha this is funny. And so not what I would assume guys would be wanting
Agreed with 1:32. As a joke its fantastic, as real life, pathetic, sad and the guy is a waste of air.
It isn't so much people lack a sense of humor as they know how awful people can be.
If this is a joke, it's hilarious.
If it's not a joke, it's disgusting.
Have you considered a sperm bank?
Thank you 10:05! men like this shouldn't be allowed to spread their seed
He wants to take his seed on tour....one town, one child!
10:05, u beat me to it....nasty fuck
He'll be spreading more than seed after awhile.....
LOL. This is funny, and it sounds like something Dwight from The Office would say.
i know the OP was being sarcastic.
.. but if he really was serious, he does deserve a vasectomy.
Just make sure to pull out of the V and spread it on the T's...
(and before any ladies get all righteous about this, I AM a girl...and I think this shit is hilarious get a sense of humor or avoid this website)
You spread it on their face instead.
oh yes cause we need more babies from men like you?
haha. wow bitches need to chill.
i'm a girl and this is funny.
so pull the sticks outta your asses.
I just poke holes in my condoms. . . .
Get a vasectomy. For the good of humanity, get a fucking vasectomy.
of course its a joke. lighten up people.
hahahaha i give this a thumbs up. this guy is the man.
No one wants your seed...
12:11 You know you love it!!!
hahaha just the way it was worded was hilarious.
12:31 I want to B my L on some TT's!!!