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  • The only reason I can think of is.... She must be great in bed. I give it 2 months

    Submitted by 770 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:34pm
  • Vienna looks like a raccoon crawling out of a garbage bag. what the f*** does he see in her.

    Submitted by madagain16 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:43am
  • does ANYONE know what he sees in her????

    Submitted by Lauren26 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04pm
    • My guess is that she put out and Tenley had standards and wouldn't.

      Submitted by ecriop on Mar 1, 10 at 11:10pm
    • he sees "physical chemistry" aka shes gonna put out

      Submitted by tiff1885 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:09am
  • I can't think of anything other than her having bigger boobs. All I know is they better be doing it with the lights off. I wouldn't want to look at her face

    Submitted by natalie21 on Mar 2, 10 at 2:06am
  • Obviously he married her because her father is super wealthy...so ridiculous. The other girl was WAY prettier and so much nicer...and didn't have a lazy eye haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:18am
  • Yea I'll drink to that

    Submitted by kenzayee on Mar 1, 10 at 10:29pm
  • I've been searching for a perfect word for the swamp monster and "transvestite" is just the word I've been looking for. Anyone else notice that the only color that she wears is teal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:18am
  • Vienna looks like a hwhorse-> which is a combination of horse and whore

    Submitted by _________brooke on Mar 1, 10 at 10:46pm
  • He messed up big time on not picking tenley. And yes I noticed all she wears is teal and greens an her lazy eye bothers me!

    Submitted by aria09 on Mar 2, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Yeah, that he/she had a HUGE Vienna.

    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Mar 1, 10 at 10:24pm
  • Just wait for ussr joke any second now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:53am
  • Assholes! The Bachelor hasn't finished airing in most of this country! You ruined the ending. Fuck!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:33pm
  • He failed. What does he see in... it?

    Submitted by brittanygreene on Mar 1, 10 at 11:51pm
  • 215!!!!! My texts never make it on here and theyre funnier then some of the other crap

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 11:37am
  • Nope because I have declared an official boycott against: The Bachelor. Guys named Jake. And the city of Vienna.

    Submitted by abomb11 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:24am
  • Which of the girls made a sex tape?

    Submitted by 69_Charger on Mar 1, 10 at 11:20pm
  • Tenley all the way! WTF Jake, seriously?? Lol @ this text !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Omg get over it! Stop living through other peoples love lives.

    Submitted by FlippyFloppies81 on Mar 2, 10 at 9:00am
  • All you people who are saying she's ugly are retarted. You clearly care way too much about looks. She's nice and honest and a good person so stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 12:32pm
  • She was a generic bleach blond

    Submitted by MilkyMan on Mar 1, 10 at 10:47pm
  • All you dumbasses complaining about ruining the ending you should KNOW to NEVER go anywhere near myspace, facebook, or any other form of Internet communication when it's the finale of ANYTHING!! All you have to blame is yourself.

    Submitted by abomb11 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:29am
  • Picks the Ugly tranny and he's talking about physical chemistry... Yes she walks around in no clothes and thinks she's top notch but she's got the face of a man and the body of well... lets not go there.

    Submitted by Harshex on Mar 2, 10 at 12:32am
  • AHHH damnit! i still have an hour till the end of the season finale here too and read that! ruined it for me!!

    Submitted by Colby on Mar 2, 10 at 12:08am
  • you guys are all crazy! vienna is so much better then tenley!

    Submitted by rxeniad on Mar 2, 10 at 3:59pm
  • all those comments are AMAZING and 215...youre my hero for that txt

    Submitted by tiff1885 on Mar 2, 10 at 12:08am
  • Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04pm
  • I love Vienna- all the other girls were just jealousr of her relationship with Jake. Get over it haters. She's that better woman.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:48pm
  •  Troll food. Come and get it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 10:44pm
  • She looks like a sheep dog in my opinion

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:04pm
  • Lol Vienna is a dumb bitch! She is full of shit just like the sorority she's in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 10:38pm
  • Cam I see ur boobies

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:56am
  • What does he see in her? She's a hussy with fake boobs, very bad hair and a googly eye!!!

    Submitted by trina462 on Mar 1, 10 at 11:09pm
  • I love Vienna. Fuck you haters.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 4:22am
  • TPT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:50pm
  • Trannies rule.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 12:07am
  • So first a text about the hockey game and now the bachelor, goodbye "texts from last night" hello "comments about recent events people bitch about in text form"

    Submitted by lockdown23 on Mar 1, 10 at 10:36pm
    • So basically.. "hello texts from last night regarding that thing we watched." Still, no matter what it's about, it's a text from last night.

      Submitted by keo on Mar 2, 10 at 5:14am
  • What the fuck she WON I FUKING HATE HER! she's SO FUGLY! and thats what I said too!!! Yeah it's never gunna last. I likes ally she was normal. Vienna has no class and she's so ugly she looks like a frog it's disgustig.

    Submitted by carebarebear6 on Mar 2, 10 at 1:25am
    • hey now don't say she looks like a frog..... that's just rude I mean your going to hurt Kermit's feelings!!!

      Submitted by Bubblylove153 on Mar 2, 10 at 3:57am
  • Fuck you! I havnt watched it yet!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 11:10pm
  • Tenley was annoying and ali was a bitch. I was rooting for Vienna the whole time. And I actually live in Vienna (va) and it's a nice place.

    Submitted by greekgirl on Mar 3, 10 at 12:18pm