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  • He could be saying it to his daughter... Why you motherfuckers gotta be hating so much about every damn fucking text. If you don't like it get the fuck off the website you little cocksuckers. Xoxo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Well, I AM a parent and I'm high as a mother fucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:27pm
  • I smoke with my parents all the time. You people are fucking retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:18pm
  • it would smell like gas because the little brother probably doesn't know what the smell is exactly so gas is what he thought of. And also, I would assume the "XOXO" from the dad kind of as being sarcasm

    Submitted by whyyyy on Feb 27, 10 at 2:26pm
  • may not be fake. my mom texted me from the living room that she could smell the reek of pot and to please febreeze

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:35pm
  • Best dad ever!

    Submitted by mrbyankee on Mar 2, 10 at 10:33pm
  • I told both of my parents the day after I smoked weed for the first time. My parents have always been chill about that because they were smoking themselves when they were younger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:50pm
  • You know, not all parents condemn smoking weed. Just because your parents either don't know you do it, or punish you because you do, not all parents are like that. Mine used to laugh at me for it. They never cared. This is something my father would send to me actually...

    Submitted by kissmyasss on Feb 27, 10 at 2:41pm
  • Haha I love 232's comment

    Submitted by Skilled_Impulse on Feb 27, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Ever think that shit on the internet could possibly happen more than once? It's funny, get over it

    Submitted by bestueverhad on Mar 22, 11 at 12:40am
  • Far better than what my dad used to do: "oh, you're smoking?" and finish my bowl...

    Submitted by jd0539 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:55am
  • kinda stupid seeing as smoke rises, so it'll rise from the basement and still stink. good ol dad shoulda just said open a window or something. lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:52pm
  • My dad says xoxo in every text he sends me haha so this could be real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Sounds like what my dad would say

    Submitted by 82797 on Aug 3, 10 at 11:42pm
  • I think my dad sent me a text almost exactly like that when I was 14, cept it was more like "Your brother just came up to me trying to get you grounded because the downstairs reeks of weed. Plz burn incense. Love Dad."

    Submitted by ataira on Feb 28, 10 at 8:18pm
  • 3:14 FTW--whose shit smells like gas? Get a new dealer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:30pm
  • @thedankestman hells yeahs! How do I make a comment appear under someone else's like you did?

    Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Sep 4, 10 at 1:30pm
  • Ahh, how I love living in the 814. CAMBRIA COUNTY FTW!!!

    Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:33pm
  • I fell off my chair laughing. WIN.

    Submitted by Ronaldlover67 on Jul 20, 10 at 3:18am
  • Man, 2:32, you really cut us deep there. Ouch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:40pm
  • Why in God's name do you haters think this is fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 5:42pm
  • Hahahahhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 1, 10 at 4:09am
  • Fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:49am
  • God damn does it matter if it's fake or not?

    Submitted by IAmStoned on Mar 15, 10 at 12:28am
  • Best. parent. ever.\nThis can totally be real. I have friends with parents like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous3981 on Feb 27, 10 at 7:57pm
  • I'm surprised this isn't in the woodlands

    Submitted by italiano991 on Mar 8, 10 at 2:54am
  • Wow. Really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 11:07pm
  • I love your dad!

    Submitted by Iddy on Mar 3, 10 at 10:13pm
  • I love Erie county. =)

    Submitted by kaylarw11 on May 27, 10 at 12:28am
  • Yeah I've smoked with my parents before. They grew up on the 60's and weed I just not that big of a deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:00pm
  • So fake, but an awesome idea..

    Submitted by Amepkloia on Mar 2, 10 at 12:18pm
  • I love this text, real or fake, this is gonne be me as a father. Hey at least they're staying home.

    Submitted by zomgitsdaddy on Jul 27, 10 at 1:01pm
  • haha i smoke wit my mom all the time!

    Submitted by boostitorjunkit on May 25, 10 at 8:21pm
  • I've smoked with parents before and my parents don't care that I smoke..so this could be real. Not all parents have a stick up their asses.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 5:48pm
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Fail, win, and fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 9:40am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:26pm
  • I blaze with my pops everyday

    Submitted by always420 on Feb 28, 10 at 10:03am
  • I wish I had your dad! Fucking awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 4:53pm
  • go dad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:32am
  • If I was your dad I would be smoking that weed with you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:27pm
  • And it's irresponsible. Go to school.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:33am
  • Fake i'd assume

    Submitted by samthegirl on Feb 27, 10 at 1:26pm
  • So damn fake. It's not Even logical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:55pm
  • Hahahahha nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Best Dad Ever!

    Submitted by Scorpio82 on Feb 27, 10 at 4:00pm
  • Potentially real. Way funny!

    Submitted by an0nma on Mar 5, 10 at 2:17am
  • I want that dad!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 4:30am
  • I agree with randy

    Submitted by lolwhat on Feb 27, 10 at 2:26pm
  • My shit better smell like a skunk got loose, fuck a bunch of gasoline weed. Nastiness!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:14pm
  • Awesome!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 3:05pm
  • my dad would do the same thing haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 8:50pm
  • Best. parent. ever.\nThis can totally be real. I have friends with parents like that.

    Submitted by Anonymous3981 on Feb 27, 10 at 7:55pm
  • Dad??

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 16, 10 at 12:21pm
  • have a similar story went to my friends dads wedding he gave his son and me and his friends an ounce of weed the night of wedding gotta love an understanding parent

    Submitted by soonerbred83 on Mar 2, 10 at 10:13pm
  • It smelled lis gas cuz it was diesel son haha \nThat's real to all u guys whose parents don't care

    Submitted by Jtyga on Feb 28, 10 at 9:24pm
  • Fucking pot heads

    Submitted by chrispobatisbad on Mar 16, 10 at 7:43pm
  • Why would he say your little brother and not the kids name.. FAKE

    Submitted by amandahuggensxo on Mar 1, 10 at 1:01am
  • @PGG is Penn State even in the 814? Cuz I live in the 814 and Penn State is nowhere close to where I live!

    Submitted by jaimeaeryk98 on Aug 12, 10 at 6:31pm
  • This could be real. I know kids who smoke weed with their parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 12:00am
  • FAKE

    Submitted by obie527 on Feb 28, 10 at 5:35am
  • My favorite love sarcastic patents

    Submitted by 9021ho on Mar 6, 10 at 4:34am
  • XOXO? ew dad.

    Submitted by golightly on Feb 27, 10 at 2:03pm
  • Jesus fucking christ can they stop with this trend of posting fake texts from parents already?

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 27, 10 at 1:31pm
    • you don't know that this is fake! my mom says stuff like this all the time. not the weed part but other embarrassing things + "love mom"

      Submitted by Lauren26 on Feb 27, 10 at 1:38pm
    • This is very well from State College, or more specifically, penn state. If this legitimately came from anywhere in the US, it'd be here.

      Submitted by PGG on Feb 27, 10 at 3:21pm
  • Haha my friends mom came upstairs right after we smoked weed and asked if we had been smoking. We said no and then started laughing hysterically. She totally believed it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:34pm
  • why would it smell like gas?

    Submitted by SmokyMcPot on Feb 27, 10 at 1:59pm
  • Only in the 814

    Submitted by shookums on Feb 28, 10 at 11:05pm
  • my friends mom used to bake us cookies while we smoked then she would fabreeze for us while we ate the cookies! she was totally a milf too

    Submitted by stoner420 on Mar 5, 10 at 5:29am
  • This is fucking stupid

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:27pm
  • @ 5:48, same here

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 4:05am
  • Wow, all this my parents are the same way. Great parenting...is it too late to use a coat hanger?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 1:47am
    • on you, they probably should've. Hopefully you're an only child...

      Submitted by kissmyasss on Feb 28, 10 at 1:26pm
  • I mean, I just feel that a father wouldn't say "xoxo", unless maybe he's a homosexual pretending to be a heterosexual.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 2:15pm
    • A father might say that to his daughter, or to be PA, or maybe the dad is homosexual, no pretenses.

      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Feb 28, 10 at 2:43am
  • Dont hate me but first !:D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 27, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Unresponsible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 28, 10 at 10:15am