We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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He could be saying it to his daughter... Why you motherfuckers gotta be hating so much about every damn fucking text. If you don't like it get the fuck off the website you little cocksuckers. Xoxo
Well, I AM a parent and I'm high as a mother fucker.
I smoke with my parents all the time. You people are fucking retarded.
PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ADOPT ME!!!!!!!!!!!
it would smell like gas because the little brother probably doesn't know what the smell is exactly so gas is what he thought of. And also, I would assume the "XOXO" from the dad kind of as being sarcasm
may not be fake. my mom texted me from the living room that she could smell the reek of pot and to please febreeze
Best dad ever!
I told both of my parents the day after I smoked weed for the first time. My parents have always been chill about that because they were smoking themselves when they were younger.
You know, not all parents condemn smoking weed. Just because your parents either don't know you do it, or punish you because you do, not all parents are like that. Mine used to laugh at me for it. They never cared. This is something my father would send to me actually...
Haha I love 232's comment
Far better than what my dad used to do: "oh, you're smoking?" and finish my bowl...
Sounds like what my dad would say
I think my dad sent me a text almost exactly like that when I was 14, cept it was more like "Your brother just came up to me trying to get you grounded because the downstairs reeks of weed. Plz burn incense. Love Dad."
Ever think that shit on the internet could possibly happen more than once? It's funny, get over it
Why in God's name do you haters think this is fake
kinda stupid seeing as smoke rises, so it'll rise from the basement and still stink. good ol dad shoulda just said open a window or something. lolz
3:14 FTW--whose shit smells like gas? Get a new dealer
My dad says xoxo in every text he sends me haha so this could be real.
@thedankestman hells yeahs! How do I make a comment appear under someone else's like you did?
I fell off my chair laughing. WIN.
Ahh, how I love living in the 814. CAMBRIA COUNTY FTW!!!
I LIVE IN THE 814! thats crazzyyyy
God damn does it matter if it's fake or not?
Man, 2:32, you really cut us deep there. Ouch.
Best. parent. ever.\nThis can totally be real. I have friends with parents like that.
Yeah I've smoked with my parents before. They grew up on the 60's and weed I just not that big of a deal.
I love your dad!
So fake, but an awesome idea..
I love this text, real or fake, this is gonne be me as a father. Hey at least they're staying home.
I'm surprised this isn't in the woodlands
I love Erie county. =)
haha i smoke wit my mom all the time!
I've smoked with parents before and my parents don't care that I smoke..so this could be real. Not all parents have a stick up their asses.
If I was your dad I would be smoking that weed with you
So damn fake. It's not Even logical.
Fail, win, and fake.
And it's irresponsible. Go to school.
Potentially real. Way funny!
I wish I had your dad! Fucking awesome
Fake i'd assume
no fake at all. tell me how
My shit better smell like a skunk got loose, fuck a bunch of gasoline weed. Nastiness!
I blaze with my pops everyday
I want that dad!!!
Best Dad Ever!
It smelled lis gas cuz it was diesel son haha \nThat's real to all u guys whose parents don't care
have a similar story went to my friends dads wedding he gave his son and me and his friends an ounce of weed the night of wedding gotta love an understanding parent
I agree with randy
Why would he say your little brother and not the kids name.. FAKE
My favorite love sarcastic patents
my dad would do the same thing haha
@PGG is Penn State even in the 814? Cuz I live in the 814 and Penn State is nowhere close to where I live!
Haha my friends mom came upstairs right after we smoked weed and asked if we had been smoking. We said no and then started laughing hysterically. She totally believed it
XOXO? ew dad.
Fucking pot heads
why would it smell like gas?
This could be real. I know kids who smoke weed with their parents.
Jesus fucking christ can they stop with this trend of posting fake texts from parents already?
you don't know that this is fake! my mom says stuff like this all the time. not the weed part but other embarrassing things + "love mom"
This is very well from State College, or more specifically, penn state. If this legitimately came from anywhere in the US, it'd be here.
my friends mom used to bake us cookies while we smoked then she would fabreeze for us while we ate the cookies! she was totally a milf too
Only in the 814
This is fucking stupid
@ 5:48, same here
Wow, all this my parents are the same way. Great parenting...is it too late to use a coat hanger?
on you, they probably should've. Hopefully you're an only child...
I mean, I just feel that a father wouldn't say "xoxo", unless maybe he's a homosexual pretending to be a heterosexual.
A father might say that to his daughter, or to be PA, or maybe the dad is homosexual, no pretenses.
Dont hate me but first !:D
nope, still hate ya!