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  • I hope so, if you were too dumb to throw the pregnancy test in the trash can.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Actually, 6:23, a "bastard" is anyone who doesn't have a dad, no specific gender required.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:27pm
  • SOME do still stay positive. My sister kept both of hers when she found out she was preggo with them n 2 1/2 years later they still say positive. It may depend on brand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:27pm
  • duuuude. seriously, you can think what you want, but stop it with all this stereotyping shit. it gets on my last nerve. I live in the 256 and we are not even close to trailer trash, well, most of us aren't. so you can take your stereotype and shove it up your ass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 3:19am
  • Why would you put it behind the fridge?? Why didn't you go somewhere else to take the test?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 4:05am
  • Way to be a stereotypical douchebag, 8:25. I live in Alabama and I'm all for abortions. Oh, and I'm an atheist and a liberal. And I don't live in a trailer park nor do I fuck my cousins. Don't be so narrow-minded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:38pm
  • I find this difficult to believe...when I found out I was pregnant, I kept every pregnancy test (as a reminder not to do it again...love my son, but I'm happy with just one child) and after a few weeks, the results disappeared so now it's just a blank window. So how could it still say positive a year later???? Funny text though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:04pm
  • why on earth would you save a pregnancy test f or an entire year?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:58pm
  • You're fucking weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 12:12am
  • @ 2:09AM I kept mine that was positive from my 5 year old son and guess what? 5 years later it still says positive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 2:36pm
  • 6:18, I'm a girl, so I don't think that "bastard" is the appropriate nomenclature. Oh, and my parents are happily married. A for effort, though. Really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:23pm
  • keep preaching preachers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:14am
  • This chick wants attention. The results of a positive pregnancy test will fade in less than 24 hours. That's why the instructions clearly indicate that results are only accurate within 2-5 minutes after the initial urine sample is taken. There's no way the results lasted for a damn year. Nice try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 24, 09 at 12:10am
  • yea im calling this fake after a little while they stop telling you negative or positive so this is stupid, and regardless of that, why would they just assume its yours?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:56am
  • Mistakes happen, 6:09. Just ask your mom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:14pm
  • God just shut the fuck up...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:44pm
  • LMFAO 9:17! Jesus crhist I know some of the freshmen this year, you could stick both hands up their vaginas and give them a round of applause.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 12:53am
  • people take these txts wayyy to serious! get on with your own lives, these are for fun, not to be dissected by everyone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:56am
  • ahhhh, so you must go to brindlee, eh? yeah there everybody is prego and trying to hide it. but dont be to freaking sterotypical of bama. we here arent living up what most people think. yeah, some schools and towns do, but where i live, we are full of southern hospitality and respect and kindness. i dont wanna hear anybodys crap about alabama. retarded sterotypical freaks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:01pm
  • bitch probably went to auburn...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:29pm
  • Is there some reason you wouldn't just throw it away? Stupid ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:21pm
  • If she stayed in that room last year how would they not know it hers? idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 9:32am
  • 6:09, abortion in alabama? the kid probably lives in the trailer park back home. 8:22, you sound like a whore with your implied numerous pregnancy test. I think you are quite as dumb as the OP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:25pm
  • 6:27 technically a bastard is a child born to unmarried parents

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:26am
  • AL is a sweet home. Just like lube and assholes That's the only way to beat a pregnancy test.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Fucking skank whore. That's probably one of the 18 you have hidden around your apt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:28pm
  • Why the hell are people acting like all alabamians are like this? Yeah, I'm against abortion, I don't see the point in killing something that should have just as good of a chance at life as everyone. Adoption is better. But there are a whole hell of allot of people in Alabama who aren't for abortion. On to my point, Alabama is not all trailers Nd stuff. Especially not the 256, and yes, I would know, I live there currently. Stop being stupid stereotypical fucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 10:59pm
  • pregnancy tests don't stay positive forever.. the positive sign goes away after a while. they wouldn't have found it with a plus sign, it would have just been a blank pregnancy test. i'm calling out this TFLN as a fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:09am
  • umm when i lived in the dorms and didnt want anyone to see my pregnancy tests, i went to another floor and used their bathroom.. i didnt hide them behind a fridge!! it's got pee on it!! but then again, mine were all negative.. guess i'm not quite as dumb..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:22pm
  • 2:09 is right, the tests stop showing the result after a few days. Fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:52am
  • lol, who would go behind someone elses fridge? and if she was there for a year it should have been moved by then and swept behind..gross bitch..she's like the worst type of whore..a dirty one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 8:07pm
  • I've known so many wonderful women who've lost babies, at almost every stage of life, and its devastating for them. Then there are women like the OP, who view innocent babies as 'inconvenient' and 'reversible mistakes'. As someone who's experienced a loss, I can tell you, I will never EVER look at abortion the same way again. It is evil and disgusting. And Karma will hopefully get the last word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:39am
  • thank you 6:58!! i was wondering why the hell no one else said that! totally creepy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:10pm
  • a- how on earth would they know it's yours? b- you do know that at a certain point when they've sat for a while, the result isn't displayed properly anyway. a month and a year would likely look the same, regardless of the initial result.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:43pm
  • How the fuck would they know it's yours?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:01pm
  • 12:11 "Your" a moron. Someone as dumb and filthy as the OP (never heard of a trash can?) should NEVER have kids, that's true, but not because she aborted this mistake. A lucky break for the rest of us when the spawn of dumb whores like this never grow up to follow in their mother's carpet-burned knee marks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:33am
  • If stupid people were killed at birth we would all be happy millionaires who don't destroy the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:58pm
  • More people should have abortions. Then maybe the world wouldn't be so stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 6:17pm