One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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I hope so, if you were too dumb to throw the pregnancy test in the trash can.
Actually, 6:23, a "bastard" is anyone who doesn't have a dad, no specific gender required.
SOME do still stay positive. My sister kept both of hers when she found out she was preggo with them n 2 1/2 years later they still say positive. It may depend on brand
duuuude. seriously, you can think what you want, but stop it with all this stereotyping shit. it gets on
my last nerve. I live in the 256 and we are not even close to trailer trash, well, most of us aren't. so you can take your stereotype and shove it up your ass
Way to be a stereotypical douchebag, 8:25. I live in Alabama and I'm all for abortions. Oh, and I'm an atheist and a liberal. And I don't live in a trailer park nor do I fuck my cousins. Don't be so narrow-minded.
Why would you put it behind the fridge?? Why didn't you go somewhere else to take the test?
I find this difficult to believe...when I found out I was pregnant, I kept every pregnancy test (as a reminder not to do it again...love my son, but I'm happy with just one child) and after a few weeks, the results disappeared so now it's just a blank window. So how could it still say positive a year later???? Funny text though...
why on earth would you save a pregnancy test f or an entire year?
You're fucking weird.
@ 2:09AM I kept mine that was positive from my 5 year old son and guess what? 5 years later it still says positive.
keep preaching preachers
6:18, I'm a girl, so I don't think that "bastard" is the appropriate nomenclature. Oh, and my parents are happily married. A for effort, though. Really.
Jesus crhist I know some of the freshmen this year, you could stick both hands up their vaginas and give them a round of applause.
yea im calling this fake after a little while they stop telling you negative or positive so this is stupid, and regardless of that, why would they just assume its yours?
Mistakes happen, 6:09. Just ask your mom.
This chick wants attention. The results of a positive pregnancy test will fade in less than 24 hours. That's why the instructions clearly indicate that results are only accurate within 2-5 minutes after the initial urine sample is taken. There's no way the results lasted for a damn year. Nice try.
God just shut the fuck up...
people take these txts wayyy to serious! get on with your own lives, these are for fun, not to be dissected by everyone.
bitch probably went to auburn...
ahhhh, so you must go to brindlee, eh?
yeah there everybody is prego and trying to hide it.
but dont be to freaking sterotypical of bama.
we here arent living up what most people think. yeah, some schools and towns do, but where i live, we are full of southern hospitality and respect and kindness.
i dont wanna hear anybodys crap about alabama.
retarded sterotypical freaks.
6:09, abortion in alabama? the kid probably lives in the trailer park back home.
8:22, you sound like a whore with your implied numerous pregnancy test. I think you are quite as dumb as the OP
If she stayed in that room last year how would they not know it hers? idiots.
Is there some reason you wouldn't just throw it away? Stupid ass.
Why the hell are people acting like all alabamians are like this? Yeah, I'm against abortion, I don't see the point in killing something that should have just as good of a chance at life as everyone. Adoption is better. But there are a whole hell of allot of people in Alabama who aren't for abortion.
On to my point, Alabama is not all trailers Nd stuff. Especially not the 256, and yes, I would know, I live there currently.
Stop being stupid stereotypical fucks.
AL is a sweet home. Just like lube and assholes That's the only way to beat a pregnancy test.
Fucking skank whore. That's probably one of the 18 you have hidden around your apt.
6:27 technically a bastard is a child born to unmarried parents
umm when i lived in the dorms and didnt want anyone to see my pregnancy tests, i went to another floor and used their bathroom.. i didnt hide them behind a fridge!! it's got pee on it!!
but then again, mine were all negative.. guess i'm not quite as dumb..
pregnancy tests don't stay positive forever.. the positive sign goes away after a while. they wouldn't have found it with a plus sign, it would have just been a blank pregnancy test. i'm calling out this TFLN as a fake
2:09 is right, the tests stop showing the result after a few days. Fake.
lol, who would go behind someone elses fridge? and if she was there for a year it should have been moved by then and swept behind..gross bitch..she's like the worst type of whore..a dirty one.
I've known so many wonderful women who've lost babies, at almost every stage of life, and its devastating for them. Then there are women like the OP, who view innocent babies as 'inconvenient' and 'reversible mistakes'. As someone who's experienced a loss, I can tell you, I will never EVER look at abortion the same way again. It is evil and disgusting. And Karma will hopefully get the last word.
a- how on earth would they know it's yours? b- you do know that at a certain point when they've sat for a while, the result isn't displayed properly anyway. a month and a year would likely look the same, regardless of the initial result.
12:11 "Your" a moron. Someone as dumb and filthy as the OP (never heard of a trash can?) should NEVER have kids, that's true, but not because she aborted this mistake. A lucky break for the rest of us when the spawn of dumb whores like this never grow up to follow in their mother's carpet-burned knee marks.
thank you 6:58!! i was wondering why the hell no one else said that! totally creepy
How the fuck would they know it's yours?!
If stupid people were killed at birth we would all be happy millionaires who don't destroy the world
More people should have abortions. Then maybe the world wouldn't be so stupid.