searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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quick, alert all Dave's at Pitt that someone needs to delete their profile
I bet your entire life isnt exactly what you hoped up to this point either..
Realizing you have a problem is the first step.
He probably gave you a fake name.
Dave Wannstedt and his mustache are no longer coaching at Pitt. Guess he left you with a parting gift.
Life is not fair, didn't your parents teach you anything?
BOO, YOU WHORE.
No, just no.
Another plus about not having a Facebook.
Dave's not here man!!!
Haha, classic C&C!
"Who dat is? " \n'Dat jus my baby daddy '\n\n"Who dat is? "\n'Dat jus my baby daddy'\n\nSorry I couldn't resist it popped into my head as soon as I read this.
Wel you gotta adimit it's a good place to start
Lucky he gave you a fake name. Get in the welfare line asap.
wow... nice night huh?\nbut... have fun finding him...