i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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i assume while she was driving you to day care
What are you 5??? Grow the fuck up!
9:59. Get a life. I STARTED at 13
LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D LOL'D
901, suck my dick.
Respect your mother, asshole!
That's wrong... And funny At the same time.
Indonesia is part of Asia...
Da fuck kind of perverse lameass are you....?
I can't believe 597 people thought this was a good night. I remember when I had my first beer.
Hahahaha I love indiana
Hahahahahahahaha I cried from laughing
To 7:33, I hope you shit your pants at work today. O wait, you're probably a 13 y.o. girl, in which case, I hope u shit your pants and discharge period blood all over the school. Maybe the kids calling you Carrie will send you into such a deep depression that you will never again say, "lol'd"
Respect your mom....geez.
Texts from 10 yo. Are not funny
10:10..... Um, wow. Just wow.
I just put semen in her vajayjay
Quite the day for her
This text was lame immature and idiotic... 10.17 even tho that's pretty immature too it fucken made me laugh... One of the best mom calls I've heard for some time! Ur a ledge!!
Who's having contractions? Where are these shows your talking about? It's not my turn to buy, it's you're turn to buy
Soviet Russia booger puts hair you
ahahahahhah wow this made me laugh
hahha, so gayyy
it's a fucking catalina wine mixer!!
haha stupid hoe probably deserved it haha. I kno my mama does.
I came in ur moms hair.
Everybody thinks they know the difference between your and you're but they always make assumptions about the context and FAIL! (not sure how to spell assumptions.... Guess I fail a little too or maybe to?
Your mom raped me
The real slim shadie !!!
Not gonna lie, one of the few TFLN's to make me laugh.
It's a joke website. I'd you don't have a sense of humor read a fucking book.
This is hilarious btw
I came in my moms hair. She was made that I didn't get it all in her mouth
what are you? like...2?
WHAT THE FUCK IS FIVE?
Clearly, 9:01 has either a small penis or he does not receive enough attention at home.
Fucking beaners from Texas do this shit.
I did the same thing
But it was in her bush !!!
The real slim shadie
This is so disgusting
As I read your dumbass text, I imagined you in mid 20's with remnents of semen still on your hands from the hand job you gave yourself the night before while looking at pics of Miley Cyrus!!! What a douche
Hahahahhahahahahahahaha funniest shit I've heard ALL day! Lol
thanks for sharing u really improved life as we kno it
Your an asshole!!! End of story.
Sofa king we todd ed
Way to be trashy in your trailer Indy.
you people are so pathetic.
this is funny
get a sense of humor.
Soooo lame. That's your fucking mom. If it was someone you didn't get along who isn't family I might laugh.
Someone stopped maturing at 6 years old.
You wanna get high?
not sure which is funnier; that some people don't know the difference between your and you're, or that some one thought indigionese was a reference to Indonesia. Get a dictionary for God's sake!
hahahahhaha I just shit my pants because of this text.
but 90% of you need to relax and get a sense of humor.
Use your mom to GET SOME!
Wtf 901? Jesus fucking Christ, when people can't find anything to be pissed about they invent new things to fight about. Calm the fuck down
this text was great.
(insert shartwheel here)
WTF do you have against Texas and Hispanics but chill your nuts just cause my dick is bigger then yours doesn't mean you have to hate me
WATTS THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR AND YOU'RE? AREN'T THEY THE SAME?
haha 9:44 da (wo)man
You don't want to even know what she put in your Fruity Pepples asshole
1056...I make no assuptions, and that particular poster doesn't provide context, and I can only hope that we all know (I'm continually amazed that many do not) the difference between 'your' and 'you're'