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  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:41pm

    5:40, no, it really isn't.

  • 46 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:32pm

    sounds like someone flunked out of sex-ed, they will know oh too soon how humans make babies...

  • 47 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:12pm

    new posts on "ijustwanttotellyou.c0m." check it out.

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:51pm

    8:45 says that there must be a higher power because women have mucus plugs. are kids these days really that stupid???

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:25pm

    I lol'd at this. Pretty creeptastic when you think about it. 6:19- fruit, wtf?

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:19pm

    6:13 fucking is a natural instinct so that should not seem weird...tampons and vibrators and fruit and whatever else weird shit girls stick up there should be weird

  • 48 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:39pm

    yeah, i agree with 5:36... that's how i read this

  • 43 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:04pm

    haha i was gunna say the same....i definitely send those texts when im high :-D

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:51pm

    no.. its not fucking creepy. wtf? how is giving birth and pro-longing our existance creepy??

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:36pm

    WE ALL KNOW HOW BABIES ARE MADE STOP GETTING MAD ABOUT THIS TEXT. If you don't agree that it is strange that a human is created from a sperm and an egg, and then grows in a uterus full of liquid for 9 months, this whole time being inside a human body.. then you tell me what is!

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:48pm

    ooooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOooo spooky..how many of you in here are 13 years old?

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:07pm

    its not weird, unless youre stoned

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:47pm

    it is creepy to think about having a little person inside you...

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:14pm

    I'm 30, and I was actually thinking this same thing the other day. I don't have any kids yet, but it ran through my mind how strange it would be to have another person, another living, breathing soul inside of me. How wonderful and strange it would be to feel this other person move, grow, and live for almost a year inside my body

  • 43 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:49pm

    I'm 21 and that thought still freaks me out!

  • 39 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:48pm

    5:47 #2- it's even creepier to have a midget living inside of you!

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:36pm

    i don't think they're saying they don't know how, they're saying if you think about it too much it's a little frightening. Life is a scary-ass miracle.

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:21pm

    .. everyone stop over examining it .. :\ its a text, chill

  • 45 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:05am

    hahahahahah awesome man

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:22pm

    You idiots. That is not how babies are made. Sex is purely for pleasure between a man and a woman and if the couple are pure in the eyes of the Lord, God will implant one of His children in the woman. It's so obvious. It's in the bible!

  • 41 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:59pm

    whoa...kids used to live in my balls, bro.

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:50pm

    it is weird when you think about and 5:40...fail.

  • 38 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:26am

    I love you, Connecticut.

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:38am

    12:31 You are a moron. End of story. Obvious troll is clearly not me.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:44pm

    "i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird." 541, yes, it really is strange concept, i know

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:43pm

    thats what i like to tell myself

  • 35 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:29pm

    god i hope 9:22 is being sarcastic...

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:08pm

    I can imagine thinking of this if I were high. And it would be pretty weird.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:42pm

    Hahah dude I laughed at this, too.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:42pm

    I think about that shit all the time. How we can have another person growing inside of us. Freaks me the hell out.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:40pm

    its called evolution

  • 36 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:28pm

    i'm wondering who this is to because thats not just something you say for no reason

  • 39 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:37pm

    whats weird is how big brain cells kids are born with these days.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:53pm

    I hope, for the sake of our future, none of you are science majors. 550=fail..reproduction is a part of evolution and why people dont produce "dogs or bacteria"

  • 37 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    maybe back then, mary and joseph did anal and some of the sperm seeped down mary's asscrack into her pussy. then, 9 months later a little baby jesus was born

  • 33 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:02pm

    yes, yes i can and i know they didnt say that, they were wondering why bact eria and dogs didnt co me out, but actual human beings...omfg! why not a cow? its so amazing and strange and weird and creeepppyyyyyyyyyy

  • 36 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41am

    im so confused by this obvious troll statement....

  • 30 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:01pm

    1:15..... Life.

  • 38 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:40am

    3:43 Thank fuck it's not just me

  • 35 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:22pm

    well, soon enough we'll have people stores and won't have to make our own!

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:43am

    This is a topic i return to everytime i get high.

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:10pm

    whats weird is how little brain cells kids are born with these days.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:35pm

    i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird.

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:57pm

    I don't give a shit. Because I'm a dude and I will never grow people in my body. Thank friggen goodness. I would HATE to be a chick.

  • 36 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:03pm

    this, if anything at all, is the reason why women should be respected. we have to grow a person inside us for 9 months.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:20pm

    babies are like parasites.

  • 41 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:13pm

    well how weird is it to have a fat cock inside of you? like not a person that was grown by your body and is in there, but some random foreign object being slammed into your pussy and then shooting goo all over inside of you? that's cool but the result of it is weird? no wonder chicks are so fucked....

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:26pm

    10:09(1) FTW! I was totally going to mention how giving birth has nothing to do with why women don't get enough respect.

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:32pm

    9:22 you are going to have a bastard child by age 16

  • 31 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:16pm

    i ask this question all the time.

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:06am

    I think all of you are stupid, really. Dogs bodies make other dogs. Flies bodies make other flies. EVERYTHING ALIVE CAN REPRODUCE. All of you that agree with this text are the reasons why I'm choosing not to let my "body make other people"

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:42pm

    11:20 either you just plain ignorant or u got puke brain....Why would she be called the virgin Mary?

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:31pm

    holy crap 9:22... are you serious? or that naive?

  • 32 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:05pm

    "i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird." actually, i dont even know what they were thinking its like the thoughts of a ruhtard

  • 31 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:54pm

    It's not creepy per say, but mind-boggling. To think that by a little chemistry and a few months, we can assemble another human. Another thinking/breathing/seeing human. It seems like 'whatever' but if you think about it, its actually pretty crazy.

  • 42 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:53pm

    dude crazy shit man. i'm 26. that's so some deep shit right there. like philosophy kinda shit

  • 37 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:38am

    oh all 26 yr olds have to talk the same now? how do all 26 yr olds talk? i didn't realize there was a 26yr old universal language. like totally whack dude

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:09pm

    9:50 are you talking about Mary? because if so, no other woman has ever had a child that way! there has been fuckin, cummin, and conceiving! thats it. God has very little to do with a baby being inside a woman's uterus.

  • 41 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:51pm

    i had a baby inside me once it was an alien it popped out my ribcage ):

  • 29 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:09pm

    5.53 its crazier shit that you're a functioning member of society, what with your obvious verbal and conversational skills. If you're actually 26, perhaps you should speak like it?

  • 29 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:45pm

    @5:53 the first post "550=fail..reproduction is a part of evolution and why people dont produce "dogs or bacteria" You are a total fuck tard. The prior posters didn't say that humans should produce dogs or bacteria. Holy shit, are fucking pretentious are you? And it's not creepy having a baby grow inside you, it's just fucking CRAZY! It makes you believe there's more to it than just evolution. You can't tell me that science / evolution figured out the mucus plug on its own.

  • 31 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:01am

    99 persent of ppl are caused by accident

  • 27 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:15am

    99 percent of people can spell right

  • 38 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:31am

    wasnt saying youre pretending to be religious. just sayin that not everything in the bible is REAL. p.s. what is obvious troll ....?

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:33pm

    i think about that all the time.

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:36pm

    5:02 knows what they are talking about 5:26. Humans dont have instincts... didnt you pay attention in psych?

  • 38 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:27pm

    When you think about birth you think about death. This creates "creepy"

  • 30 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:09pm

    oh ruhtard...god I loved that movie!

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:22pm

    it is weird to think about this. not just that babies grow inside women, but just that we create others. its sort of surreal.

  • 35 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:18pm

    10:15 youre ridiculous. do you really think that your mother didnt do the nasty with you dad in order to 9 months later have you!?

  • 37 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:51pm

    people just love critisizing other people. it is weird that we can reproduce. yes, we know why we can, and how, but the point of the text is the fact that we actually can and that is pretty damn deep .

  • 35 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:26pm

    Uh, just want to add to the religious discussion... "Virgin" was a mistranslation. But yes, there are lots of things in the world that we understand but are FUCKING WEIRD when you think about it. At the same time... stoner convo. 5:02 ^there is an idiot.

  • 32 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:27am

    Mary was a hoe. Jesus was a basterd. When he became famous he made his mom saint for obvious reasons. End of story.

  • 38 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:50pm

    I am serious. You are naive. If you read the bible you will see I am telling the truth.

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:40pm

    ...I'm pregnant....and now déjà vu has set in. LOL. It's crazier when you feel it and see it. Another life being created using your nutrients and energy to start it's journey into the world.

  • 32 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:13am

    NO WAY! fuck jeeze never new!

  • 21 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 10 at 8:29pm

    It is...

  • 26 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:52am

    Don't you all find it just a little pathetic to be arguing over a text, and religion anonymously?

  • 34 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:20pm

    i dont care what the bible said. mary had sex with joseph and that's how jesus was born.please.a fuckin virgin getting pregnant.yeah.ok.

  • 33 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:45pm

    human instinct>psychology 101

  • 34 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:45pm

    Someone has been watching too much porn eh 6:19?

  • 34 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:26pm

    Haha, whoever said this is my favorite person in the world

  • 38 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:43am

    one night after taking bong rips me and my girlfriends decided to watch knocked up and ended up almost crying at how scary/weird it is to have a baby grow inside you... sooo weird to think about high

  • 25 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:48pm

    Most of you 12 year olds need to stop sniffing glue. It's life sober up and go read a book or something.

  • 30 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:30pm

    aren't our bodies people to begin with? uh... duh.

  • 29 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:47pm

    Yes it's terrifying. Which is why I'll never be pregnant, I would be freaking out 24/7.

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:43am

    Maybe Joseph roofied that bitch!

  • 29 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:09pm

    Yeah but all the reasons why we don't respect you kind of void that one

  • 28 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:44pm

    I'm pretty sure if I were stoned, it would scare the living bejezzus out of me.

  • 31 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:54pm

    someone was having some awesome stoner conversation. or hallucinogenic conversation. either way, this is a total win

  • 29 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:02pm

    6:19, fucking is not a human instinct. humans don't have instincts.

  • 26 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:03pm

    where do you get your herb?... i'd love to try some of yours.

  • 28 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:15pm

    10:09 I am talking about her as well. Mary was a virgin because the bible says so we know it's true. She might have given Joe the odd cheeky handjob but she was still a virgin.

  • 30 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:59pm

    10:15 cuz she went in vitro

  • 27 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:02am

    11:20 thank youuuuu! tell this ignorant douche whats up! people need to learn how to decipher whats real and whats not! all of the writings in the bible obviously didnt happen. its not possible. its great to have beliefs, but you need to be able to tell reality from make believe.

  • 26 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:15am

    How do I pretended to be religious? Obvious troll is clearly not that obvious. It's funny because there are people who agree with what i said (like 11:20) ps. I am 9:22, 10:15 etc. Thanks for the fun. I love this site.

  • 21 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:00pm

    stoner convo for sure

  • 28 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:29am

    hoe hoe hoe - MARY(christmass)