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  • sounds like someone flunked out of sex-ed, they will know oh too soon how humans make babies...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:32pm
  • I lol'd at this. Pretty creeptastic when you think about it. 6:19- fruit, wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:25pm
  • 5:40, no, it really isn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:41pm
  • I think about that shit all the time. How we can have another person growing inside of us. Freaks me the hell out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:42pm
  • yeah, i agree with 5:36... that's how i read this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:39pm
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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:12pm
  • I'm 30, and I was actually thinking this same thing the other day. I don't have any kids yet, but it ran through my mind how strange it would be to have another person, another living, breathing soul inside of me. How wonderful and strange it would be to feel this other person move, grow, and live for almost a year inside my body

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:14pm
  • I can imagine thinking of this if I were high. And it would be pretty weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:08pm
  • it is creepy to think about having a little person inside you...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:47pm
  • I hope, for the sake of our future, none of you are science majors. 550=fail..reproduction is a part of evolution and why people dont produce "dogs or bacteria"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:53pm
  • 5:47 #2- it's even creepier to have a midget living inside of you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:48pm
  • i don't think they're saying they don't know how, they're saying if you think about it too much it's a little frightening. Life is a scary-ass miracle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:36pm
  • 6:13 fucking is a natural instinct so that should not seem weird...tampons and vibrators and fruit and whatever else weird shit girls stick up there should be weird

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:19pm
  • no.. its not fucking creepy. wtf? how is giving birth and pro-longing our existance creepy??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:51pm
  • 8:45 says that there must be a higher power because women have mucus plugs. are kids these days really that stupid???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:51pm
  • hahahahahah awesome man

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:05am
  • its called evolution

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:40pm
  • it is weird when you think about and 5:40...fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:50pm
  • WE ALL KNOW HOW BABIES ARE MADE STOP GETTING MAD ABOUT THIS TEXT. If you don't agree that it is strange that a human is created from a sperm and an egg, and then grows in a uterus full of liquid for 9 months, this whole time being inside a human body.. then you tell me what is!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:36pm
  • maybe back then, mary and joseph did anal and some of the sperm seeped down mary's asscrack into her pussy. then, 9 months later a little baby jesus was born

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:42pm
  • haha i was gunna say the same....i definitely send those texts when im high :-D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:04pm
  • i'm wondering who this is to because thats not just something you say for no reason

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:28pm
  • It is...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 10 at 8:29pm
  • oh all 26 yr olds have to talk the same now? how do all 26 yr olds talk? i didn't realize there was a 26yr old universal language. like totally whack dude

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:38am
  • god i hope 9:22 is being sarcastic...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:29pm
  • .. everyone stop over examining it .. :\ its a text, chill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:21pm
  • You idiots. That is not how babies are made. Sex is purely for pleasure between a man and a woman and if the couple are pure in the eyes of the Lord, God will implant one of His children in the woman. It's so obvious. It's in the bible!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:22pm
  • I don't give a shit. Because I'm a dude and I will never grow people in my body. Thank friggen goodness. I would HATE to be a chick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:57pm
  • Yes it's terrifying. Which is why I'll never be pregnant, I would be freaking out 24/7.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:47pm
  • its not weird, unless youre stoned

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:07pm
  • "i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird." 541, yes, it really is strange concept, i know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:44pm
  • 1:15..... Life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:01pm
  • This is a topic i return to everytime i get high.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:43am
  • i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:35pm
  • i think about that all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:33pm
  • whoa...kids used to live in my balls, bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:59pm
  • 12:31 You are a moron. End of story. Obvious troll is clearly not me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:38am
  • 11:20 thank youuuuu! tell this ignorant douche whats up! people need to learn how to decipher whats real and whats not! all of the writings in the bible obviously didnt happen. its not possible. its great to have beliefs, but you need to be able to tell reality from make believe.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:02am
  • well, soon enough we'll have people stores and won't have to make our own!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:22pm
  • It's not creepy per say, but mind-boggling. To think that by a little chemistry and a few months, we can assemble another human. Another thinking/breathing/seeing human. It seems like 'whatever' but if you think about it, its actually pretty crazy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:54pm
  • I'm 21 and that thought still freaks me out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:49pm
  • ooooooOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOooo spooky..how many of you in here are 13 years old?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:48pm
  • it is weird to think about this. not just that babies grow inside women, but just that we create others. its sort of surreal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Uh, just want to add to the religious discussion... "Virgin" was a mistranslation. But yes, there are lots of things in the world that we understand but are FUCKING WEIRD when you think about it. At the same time... stoner convo. 5:02 ^there is an idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:26pm
  • whats weird is how big brain cells kids are born with these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:37pm
  • well how weird is it to have a fat cock inside of you? like not a person that was grown by your body and is in there, but some random foreign object being slammed into your pussy and then shooting goo all over inside of you? that's cool but the result of it is weird? no wonder chicks are so fucked....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:13pm
  • i dont care what the bible said. mary had sex with joseph and that's how jesus was born.please.a fuckin virgin getting pregnant.yeah.ok.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:20pm
  • holy crap 9:22... are you serious? or that naive?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:31pm
  • Hahah dude I laughed at this, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:42pm
  • thats what i like to tell myself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:43pm
  • 11:20 either you just plain ignorant or u got puke brain....Why would she be called the virgin Mary?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:42pm
  • babies are like parasites.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:20pm
  • i had a baby inside me once it was an alien it popped out my ribcage ):

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:51pm
  • I love you, Connecticut.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:26am
  • 9:22 you are going to have a bastard child by age 16

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:32pm
  • yes, yes i can and i know they didnt say that, they were wondering why bact eria and dogs didnt co me out, but actual human beings...omfg! why not a cow? its so amazing and strange and weird and creeepppyyyyyyyyyy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:02pm
  • 5.53 its crazier shit that you're a functioning member of society, what with your obvious verbal and conversational skills. If you're actually 26, perhaps you should speak like it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:09pm
  • one night after taking bong rips me and my girlfriends decided to watch knocked up and ended up almost crying at how scary/weird it is to have a baby grow inside you... sooo weird to think about high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:43am
  • 10:09(1) FTW! I was totally going to mention how giving birth has nothing to do with why women don't get enough respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:26pm
  • 9:50 are you talking about Mary? because if so, no other woman has ever had a child that way! there has been fuckin, cummin, and conceiving! thats it. God has very little to do with a baby being inside a woman's uterus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:09pm
  • Someone has been watching too much porn eh 6:19?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:45pm
  • 99 percent of people can spell right

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 1:15am
  • Mary was a hoe. Jesus was a basterd. When he became famous he made his mom saint for obvious reasons. End of story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:27am
  • Yeah but all the reasons why we don't respect you kind of void that one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:09pm
  • i ask this question all the time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:16pm
  • whats weird is how little brain cells kids are born with these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:10pm
  • oh ruhtard...god I loved that movie!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:09pm
  • dude crazy shit man. i'm 26. that's so some deep shit right there. like philosophy kinda shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:53pm
  • 6:19, fucking is not a human instinct. humans don't have instincts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:02pm
  • im so confused by this obvious troll statement....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41am
  • 10:09 I am talking about her as well. Mary was a virgin because the bible says so we know it's true. She might have given Joe the odd cheeky handjob but she was still a virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:15pm
  • 99 persent of ppl are caused by accident

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:01am
  • 3:43 Thank fuck it's not just me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:40am
  • I'm pretty sure if I were stoned, it would scare the living bejezzus out of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:44pm
  • this, if anything at all, is the reason why women should be respected. we have to grow a person inside us for 9 months.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:03pm
  • Don't you all find it just a little pathetic to be arguing over a text, and religion anonymously?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:52am
  • "i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird." actually, i dont even know what they were thinking its like the thoughts of a ruhtard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:05pm
  • ...I'm pregnant....and now déjà vu has set in. LOL. It's crazier when you feel it and see it. Another life being created using your nutrients and energy to start it's journey into the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Haha, whoever said this is my favorite person in the world

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Maybe Joseph roofied that bitch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:43am
  • How do I pretended to be religious? Obvious troll is clearly not that obvious. It's funny because there are people who agree with what i said (like 11:20) ps. I am 9:22, 10:15 etc. Thanks for the fun. I love this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:15am
  • wasnt saying youre pretending to be religious. just sayin that not everything in the bible is REAL. p.s. what is obvious troll ....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:31am
  • Most of you 12 year olds need to stop sniffing glue. It's life sober up and go read a book or something.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:48pm
  • where do you get your herb?... i'd love to try some of yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:03pm
  • I think all of you are stupid, really. Dogs bodies make other dogs. Flies bodies make other flies. EVERYTHING ALIVE CAN REPRODUCE. All of you that agree with this text are the reasons why I'm choosing not to let my "body make other people"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:06am
  • I am serious. You are naive. If you read the bible you will see I am telling the truth.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:50pm
  • 10:15 youre ridiculous. do you really think that your mother didnt do the nasty with you dad in order to 9 months later have you!?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:18pm
  • NO WAY! fuck jeeze never new!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:13am
  • 10:15 cuz she went in vitro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:59pm
  • @5:53 the first post "550=fail..reproduction is a part of evolution and why people dont produce "dogs or bacteria" You are a total fuck tard. The prior posters didn't say that humans should produce dogs or bacteria. Holy shit, are fucking pretentious are you? And it's not creepy having a baby grow inside you, it's just fucking CRAZY! It makes you believe there's more to it than just evolution. You can't tell me that science / evolution figured out the mucus plug on its own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:45pm
  • 5:02 knows what they are talking about 5:26. Humans dont have instincts... didnt you pay attention in psych?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 5:36pm
  • When you think about birth you think about death. This creates "creepy"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:27pm
  • aren't our bodies people to begin with? uh... duh.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:30pm
  • human instinct>psychology 101

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 10:45pm
  • stoner convo for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:00pm
  • someone was having some awesome stoner conversation. or hallucinogenic conversation. either way, this is a total win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:54pm
  • hoe hoe hoe - MARY(christmass)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:29am
  • people just love critisizing other people. it is weird that we can reproduce. yes, we know why we can, and how, but the point of the text is the fact that we actually can and that is pretty damn deep .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:51pm