I'm 30, and I was actually thinking this same thing the other day. I don't have any kids yet, but it ran through my mind how strange it would be to have another person, another living, breathing soul inside of me. How wonderful and strange it would be to feel this other person move, grow, and live for almost a year inside my body
I hope, for the sake of our future, none of you are science majors.
550=fail..reproduction is a part of evolution and why people dont produce "dogs or bacteria"
i don't think they're saying they don't know how, they're saying if you think about it too much it's a little frightening. Life is a scary-ass miracle.
6:13 fucking is a natural instinct so that should not seem weird...tampons and vibrators and fruit and whatever else weird shit girls stick up there should be weird
maybe back then, mary and joseph did anal and some of the sperm seeped down mary's asscrack into her pussy. then, 9 months later a little baby jesus was born
WE ALL KNOW HOW BABIES ARE MADE STOP GETTING MAD ABOUT THIS TEXT. If you don't agree that it is strange that a human is created from a sperm and an egg, and then grows in a uterus full of liquid for 9 months, this whole time being inside a human body.. then you tell me what is!
"i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird."
541, yes, it really is
strange concept, i know
oh all 26 yr olds have to talk the same now? how do all 26 yr olds talk? i didn't realize there was a 26yr old universal language. like totally whack dude
You idiots. That is not how babies are made. Sex is purely for pleasure between a man and a woman and if the couple are pure in the eyes of the Lord, God will implant one of His children in the woman. It's so obvious. It's in the bible!
Uh, just want to add to the religious discussion... "Virgin" was a mistranslation.
But yes, there are lots of things in the world that we understand but are FUCKING WEIRD when you think about it. At the same time... stoner convo.
5:02 ^there is an idiot.
well how weird is it to have a fat cock inside of you? like not a person that was grown by your body and is in there, but some random foreign object being slammed into your pussy and then shooting goo all over inside of you? that's cool but the result of it is weird? no wonder chicks are so fucked....
11:20 thank youuuuu! tell this ignorant douche whats up!
people need to learn how to decipher whats real and whats not! all of the writings in the bible obviously didnt happen. its not possible. its great to have beliefs, but you need to be able to tell reality from make believe.
It's not creepy per say, but mind-boggling. To think that by a little chemistry and a few months, we can assemble another human. Another thinking/breathing/seeing human.
It seems like 'whatever' but if you think about it, its actually pretty crazy.
one night after taking bong rips me and my girlfriends decided to watch knocked up and ended up almost crying at how scary/weird it is to have a baby grow inside you... sooo weird to think about high
10:09 I am talking about her as well. Mary was a virgin because the bible says so we know it's true. She might have given Joe the odd cheeky handjob but she was still a virgin.
9:50 are you talking about Mary? because if so, no other woman has ever had a child that way! there has been fuckin, cummin, and conceiving! thats it. God has very little to do with a baby being inside a woman's uterus.
yes, yes i can
and i know they didnt say that, they were wondering why bact eria and dogs didnt co me out, but actual human beings...omfg! why not a cow? its so amazing and strange and weird and creeepppyyyyyyyyyy
"i think it is kinda creepy. like... if you think about it... people could look like dogs or bacteria.... but we dont. our bodies are weird."
actually, i dont even know what they were thinking
its like the thoughts of a ruhtard
...I'm pregnant....and now déjà vu has set in.
LOL. It's crazier when you feel it and see it. Another life being created using your nutrients and energy to start it's journey into the world.
5.53 its crazier shit that you're a functioning member of society, what with your obvious verbal and conversational skills.
If you're actually 26, perhaps you should speak like it?
How do I pretended to be religious?
Obvious troll is clearly not that obvious.
It's funny because there are people who agree with what i said (like 11:20)
ps. I am 9:22, 10:15 etc. Thanks for the fun. I love this site.
I think all of you are stupid, really. Dogs bodies make other dogs. Flies bodies make other flies. EVERYTHING ALIVE CAN REPRODUCE. All of you that agree with this text are the reasons why I'm choosing not to let my "body make other people"
@5:53 the first post "550=fail..reproduction is a part of evolution and why people dont produce "dogs or bacteria"
You are a total fuck tard. The prior posters didn't say that humans should produce dogs or bacteria. Holy shit, are fucking pretentious are you?
And it's not creepy having a baby grow inside you, it's just fucking CRAZY! It makes you believe there's more to it than just evolution. You can't tell me that science / evolution figured out the mucus plug on its own.
people just love critisizing other people. it is weird that we can reproduce. yes, we know why we can, and how, but the point of the text is the fact that we actually can and that is pretty damn deep .
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