im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Hhaha let's see if that works.. Probably won't sorry
Haha I give props actually... I'm a chick... I would probably just laugh and kiss the desperate bastard!!
oh yeah and i'm a girl not a guy
I really want to know who this is, 727er. I'd give tons of kisses for that. Muah!
Somebodys gonna get some kissin;)
What the hell are you guys talking about? No one will think it's pathetic..they will think it's funny.
And I bet he gets mad kisses.
E for effort
People will just look at you like a dickhead. DICKHEAD!
Yeahhh, way to rep the 727
Ha thats funny. I'm a girl and I would totally kiss him.
Hot glue it to your dick and see what happens
this is exactly what i was thinking haha
Superglue it below your belly button :D
It'd work for me...unless there's a girl beside me that's 6ft plus
you'll never be able to get that glue off
please use superglue
Super glue your dick to a pole and see what happens
Youll get mad fun of. This is a dumb fucking question. That's like asking what'll happen if I glue a suck my dick sign to my bellybutton. You suck at life.
haha i'm the one that texted this to a friend from college, i was drunk and DEFINITELY kidding, chill tfln fanatics
I'm sure the op is joking. This is pretty funny
Great idea for free kisses!
What'll happen is everyone will think you are pathetic and can't get a girl/guy on your own lol.
12:21 is amazing... I need to try that or maybe both
such an epic fail it's almost a win
Try your belt buckle instead!!!
in soviet russia mistletoe glues you!
For the present: Good luck?
For the future: Use nail polish remover or something else with acetone to remove superglue.
Dang it! Why did I think of that.
probably less than average.
9:53 fuck yes you are a genious
You guys are lonely jerks making fun of him. I would find it hilarious (and creative), and would definitely kiss him. xD
hahaha bet i know who this loser is.
hah Im a 727er mhua me
@703 texts while intoxicated
LAME! wouldn't even work, you have to technically be UNDER the mistletoe to get kissed. So they'd already be trying to kiss you before it worked.
hahaha 7:01 is funny
What a rip this same text was on twi.... Lame!