im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Hhaha let's see if that works.. Probably won't sorry
Yeahhh, way to rep the 727
I really want to know who this is, 727er. I'd give tons of kisses for that. Muah!
Ha thats funny. I'm a girl and I would totally kiss him.
Somebodys gonna get some kissin;)
oh yeah and i'm a girl not a guy
Haha I give props actually... I'm a chick... I would probably just laugh and kiss the desperate bastard!!
What the hell are you guys talking about? No one will think it's pathetic..they will think it's funny.
And I bet he gets mad kisses.
E for effort
People will just look at you like a dickhead. DICKHEAD!
such an epic fail it's almost a win
Hot glue it to your dick and see what happens
Superglue it below your belly button :D
you'll never be able to get that glue off
this is exactly what i was thinking haha
It'd work for me...unless there's a girl beside me that's 6ft plus
Super glue your dick to a pole and see what happens
please use superglue
haha i'm the one that texted this to a friend from college, i was drunk and DEFINITELY kidding, chill tfln fanatics
Youll get mad fun of. This is a dumb fucking question. That's like asking what'll happen if I glue a suck my dick sign to my bellybutton. You suck at life.
I'm sure the op is joking. This is pretty funny
Great idea for free kisses!
in soviet russia mistletoe glues you!
What'll happen is everyone will think you are pathetic and can't get a girl/guy on your own lol.
For the present: Good luck?
For the future: Use nail polish remover or something else with acetone to remove superglue.
12:21 is amazing... I need to try that or maybe both
Dang it! Why did I think of that.
probably less than average.
9:53 fuck yes you are a genious
You guys are lonely jerks making fun of him. I would find it hilarious (and creative), and would definitely kiss him. xD
Try your belt buckle instead!!!
hahaha bet i know who this loser is.
hah Im a 727er mhua me
hahaha 7:01 is funny
LAME! wouldn't even work, you have to technically be UNDER the mistletoe to get kissed. So they'd already be trying to kiss you before it worked.
@703 texts while intoxicated
What a rip this same text was on twi.... Lame!