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  • Hhaha let's see if that works.. Probably won't sorry

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:12pm
  • Haha I give props actually... I'm a chick... I would probably just laugh and kiss the desperate bastard!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:49pm
  • oh yeah and i'm a girl not a guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:45am
  • I really want to know who this is, 727er. I'd give tons of kisses for that. Muah!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:16am
  • Somebodys gonna get some kissin;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:19pm
  • What the hell are you guys talking about? No one will think it's pathetic..they will think it's funny. And I bet he gets mad kisses. E for effort

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:17pm
  • People will just look at you like a dickhead. DICKHEAD!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Yeahhh, way to rep the 727

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:51pm
  • Ha thats funny. I'm a girl and I would totally kiss him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Hot glue it to your dick and see what happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:07pm
  • this is exactly what i was thinking haha -dd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:05pm
  • Superglue it below your belly button :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:34pm
  • It'd work for me...unless there's a girl beside me that's 6ft plus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:10pm
  • you'll never be able to get that glue off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:37pm
  • please use superglue

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:52am
  • Super glue your dick to a pole and see what happens

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:25pm
  • Youll get mad fun of. This is a dumb fucking question. That's like asking what'll happen if I glue a suck my dick sign to my bellybutton. You suck at life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:03pm
  • haha i'm the one that texted this to a friend from college, i was drunk and DEFINITELY kidding, chill tfln fanatics

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:42am
  • I'm sure the op is joking. This is pretty funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Great idea for free kisses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:02pm
  • What'll happen is everyone will think you are pathetic and can't get a girl/guy on your own lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 6:05pm
  • 12:21 is amazing... I need to try that or maybe both

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:13pm
  • such an epic fail it's almost a win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:10pm
  • Try your belt buckle instead!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:21am
  • in soviet russia mistletoe glues you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:43pm
  • For the present: Good luck? For the future: Use nail polish remover or something else with acetone to remove superglue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 4:36pm
  • Dang it! Why did I think of that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:14pm
  • probably less than average.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 9:53 fuck yes you are a genious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 10:38pm
  • You guys are lonely jerks making fun of him. I would find it hilarious (and creative), and would definitely kiss him. xD

    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 12:01pm
  • hahaha bet i know who this loser is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 5:41pm
  • hah Im a 727er mhua me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:19am
  • @703 texts while intoxicated

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 9:40pm
  • LAME! wouldn't even work, you have to technically be UNDER the mistletoe to get kissed. So they'd already be trying to kiss you before it worked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 2:05am
  • hahaha 7:01 is funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:49pm
  • What a rip this same text was on twi.... Lame!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 3:40am