im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
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Hhaha let's see if that works.. Probably won't sorry
Yeahhh, way to rep the 727
Ha thats funny. I'm a girl and I would totally kiss him.
Somebodys gonna get some kissin;)
I really want to know who this is, 727er. I'd give tons of kisses for that. Muah!
oh yeah and i'm a girl not a guy
Haha I give props actually... I'm a chick... I would probably just laugh and kiss the desperate bastard!!
What the hell are you guys talking about? No one will think it's pathetic..they will think it's funny.
And I bet he gets mad kisses.
E for effort
People will just look at you like a dickhead. DICKHEAD!
such an epic fail it's almost a win
Hot glue it to your dick and see what happens
Superglue it below your belly button :D
you'll never be able to get that glue off
this is exactly what i was thinking haha
It'd work for me...unless there's a girl beside me that's 6ft plus
Super glue your dick to a pole and see what happens
please use superglue
haha i'm the one that texted this to a friend from college, i was drunk and DEFINITELY kidding, chill tfln fanatics
in soviet russia mistletoe glues you!
Youll get mad fun of. This is a dumb fucking question. That's like asking what'll happen if I glue a suck my dick sign to my bellybutton. You suck at life.
I'm sure the op is joking. This is pretty funny
For the present: Good luck?
For the future: Use nail polish remover or something else with acetone to remove superglue.
Great idea for free kisses!
What'll happen is everyone will think you are pathetic and can't get a girl/guy on your own lol.
12:21 is amazing... I need to try that or maybe both
Dang it! Why did I think of that.
probably less than average.
9:53 fuck yes you are a genious
hah Im a 727er mhua me
hahaha bet i know who this loser is.
You guys are lonely jerks making fun of him. I would find it hilarious (and creative), and would definitely kiss him. xD
Try your belt buckle instead!!!
hahaha 7:01 is funny
LAME! wouldn't even work, you have to technically be UNDER the mistletoe to get kissed. So they'd already be trying to kiss you before it worked.
@703 texts while intoxicated
What a rip this same text was on twi.... Lame!