I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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Well actually it did save you from getting AIDS but we both know you didn't do an amzing job
However, in reality it had a small hole in it and had expired back in 2007...
Then u realized it was a Durex
Jesus. Aids must be everywhere in America, you're all shit feared of it!
From that last lie you can infer that you did a horrible job. Also, it did not save you.
I don't know if I should vote thumbs down or thumbs up?.....
Who uses condoms nowadays? Me and my fiancé love bareback ;)\n\n[cue incessant jerk/whore/slut/AIDS slurs]
Everyone has AIDS! \nMy grandma and my dog 'ol blue (AIDS AIDS AIDS)\nThe pope has got it and so do you (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)\nC'mon everybody we got quilting to do (AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS AIDS)
It also saved you from possibly showing up on Maury in 9 months on the segment of "who my baby daddy?!"