It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
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It sounds like they're describing Couples Retreat....
Pretzel person shut the fuck up already and go get fat on your pretzels somewhere else!
can i get a context please?
that is def a dane cook line....just heard it the other day...
what the hell is this shit
It sounds like they hate this bullshit as much as me. And by this bullshit I mean life
So nothing like a choose your own adventure?...
Sounds like one of Dane cook's lines. Get outta here with that shit
What the hell is up with this pretzel bullshit?!
probably talking about borderlands
These pretzels are making me thirsty
another shitty post... next one please