At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
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