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  • 98 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:09pm

    i commend the person for their rescourcfulness .. but i have to say if you have to get that creative to get out of a room chances are your sneaking out and your desperate to leave which makes me wonder a. who you're with and b. how bad was the sex if your that desperate to avoide facing them

  • 84 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 11:59am

    it's because 540 people live in the wildnerness.

  • 84 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 10:04pm

    I'm sooo glad this is from 540

  • 86 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:37am

    you would think using a door would wake up a person less

  • 85 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:34am

    i happen to agree that its bullshit. lying doesnt make it cool. i have my own imagination, thanks. also, this girl should #1. stop drinking so much and #2. go get checked for STDs

  • 84 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 1:17am

    even if it is fake picturing it was awesome, i don't care if these things happen or not, some of them are still clever as fuck... and i'm sure people have done that even if this text isn't real

  • 85 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 4:09am

    Because probability says that someone who has been with a guy is probably female.. believe it or not, the ratio is still heavier on the straight side..

  • 82 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:46pm

    i really am divided on whether or not this is fake...it sounds really similar to something that happened at band camp in 540...

  • 78 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 3:42am

    Why do you assume it's a girl? It could very well be a dude.

  • 85 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 09 at 12:56am

    As this site grows in popularity, I think an increasing number of these are complete bullshit. This being one of them.

  • 86 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:47pm

    Wow, I'm unbelievably impressed right now.

  • 90 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 10, 09 at 8:18pm

    This person has officially become my idol.

  • 68 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:39am

    540...You are amazing. I must meet this person.

  • 68 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 8:06pm

    Idol. True or not, makes me want to do it.

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 10:44pm

    i love 540 and people really do stuff like this here

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:52pm

    The above comment is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. The fact that the text is total bullshit and completely uncreative definitely makes it from 540. Love, 212

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 11:15pm

    OK, if this is true. you are my idol

  • 55 46
    Submitted by CamillaMacaulay on Apr 5, 10 at 11:44pm

    MCGYVER is always = WIN

  • 55 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 9:27am

    Leave it to someone from my hometown, I have a feeling I might know them.

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:32pm

    Awesome! MacGyver reference! Thank-you!