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  • That's a sad text to get :(

    Submitted by freckleface on Oct 10, 10 at 11:06am
  • BS unless you like cold water

    Submitted by said8ED on Oct 10, 10 at 2:11pm
    • The temperature of the water doesn't matter on a water bill. Just the fact that it came out of the faucet is what racks up a bill. Temperature would matter on an electric bill which is not what the OP is complaining about.

      Submitted by college_cutie on Oct 10, 10 at 2:39pm
      • Sex for hours? The hot water eventually runs out.

        Submitted by said8ED on Oct 10, 10 at 4:17pm
  • I <3 shower sex

    Submitted by labellalili97 on Oct 11, 10 at 1:03am
  • Shower sex is AWESOME! This would be one hell of a depressing text to receive. I'm sorry for your loss.

    Submitted by Bloodknight on Oct 10, 10 at 12:44pm
  • Better move it to the hot tub and/or the pool

    Submitted by ButterFLY21 on Oct 11, 10 at 12:50am
  • thats hot lmao

    Submitted by flaggin143 on Oct 10, 10 at 10:15am
  • @college_cutie You quite possibly just said the dumbest thing ever. He's saying unless you LIKE cold water, no one's gonna fuck for hours in the shower, since hot water runs out. How could you possibly interpret that as the temperature effecting the bill?

    Submitted by Smartastic on Oct 10, 10 at 3:15pm
    • You've got a point. I live in a dorm. We don't run out of hot water even if someone is showering for hours. I forget sometimes that hot water heaters are not unlimited.

      Submitted by college_cutie on Oct 10, 10 at 4:53pm
      • Not to mention that water takes the natural "slip" away. Squeaky Time!

        Submitted by said8ED on Oct 10, 10 at 7:35pm
    • You could possibly have a decent water heater that recovers faster than 2.5 gpm(and that would be what a shower puts out if it was all hot water, so its more like 1-1.5 gpm of hot water). That would be one hell of an electric/gas bill, though.

      Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Oct 11, 10 at 12:35am
  • Why do you people argue on these texts? Who gives a shit they're funny as fuck.

    Submitted by bridesquinn on Oct 10, 10 at 11:36pm
  • awe :( that is very depressing...

    Submitted by darlingbabyy on Oct 10, 10 at 11:37pm
  • Economic cockblock. Harsh.

    Submitted by Burns on Oct 26, 11 at 12:45pm
  • Right on!

    Submitted by JimmySmith08 on Oct 10, 10 at 1:39pm