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  • 72 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:52pm

    8:36, your response is just as long

  • 76 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:12pm

    Is this an excerpt from a 'keystyle'? Or was it at least supposed to rhyme? This is pretty sick. I text people keystyles all day long and never once expected to see something that rhymes on here. I think it was the length of it that made it. Props.

  • 79 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:19pm

    I don't get it does dat make me stupid ??? Whateva jesus still love me

  • 66 56
    Submitted by iamelrebel on May 12, 10 at 10:46am

    I think you mean Israelis.

  • 70 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:27pm

    Please tell me where you saw this hahaha. I know a daycare where all the kids hold a rope not a leash but it's hysterical

  • 74 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:17pm

    people not all kids are the same, just because you got blessed with a good child doesn't mean that other people are parenting wrong or not controlling their children. this makes me believe that you either just have one or you're one of those my-children-do-no-wrong-ever. people

    • 24 34
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 2:09pm

      Some kids are hyperactive, some kids are mildly autistic, most kids are just assholes. Smacking your kid shouldn't ever be your first choice, but if nothing else is working, it's a time-tested technique.

  • 67 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:38am

    Oh my god I always want to run over to a leesh kid w sizzors and cut the leesh and let them run free

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:02pm

    Kid leashes should be outlawed... Their kids, not pets

  • 79 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:51pm

    Um... Parents rarely control their lil bastards and it's refreshing to see kids on a leash. At least those parents don't have to wonder where their child is. Nor do they annoy strangers by running amuck and screaming. Tame your fucking children other people DONT find the cute or darling.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 9, 10 at 3:54pm

    Fuck parents that put their kids on leashes. Childhood should never resemble a BDSM Porno

  • 70 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:52am

    It's called DISCIPLINE, not a leash. I was a highly curious, extremely energetic and precocious child and my mom kept me in check just fine. Parents who are afraid to give their kids a smacking when they talk back, run away, and generally behave like little BRATS in public, end up with SHITTY KIDS. Learn to parent- I turned out a damn sight better than these brats, who, now grown up, still live with mommy at 20 and scream obscenities at her when she asks them to please pick up their dirty laundry.

  • 72 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:54pm

    8:42 and another thing... This shit is for entertainment! You're taking it waaaay to fucking seriously! Take the stick out of your ass and beat yourself to deat with it!

  • 60 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:49pm

    leash destroyers unite!

  • 64 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:37pm

    Leave your child's dignity intact and leave the leash with your pet. "Runners" have been around for longer than these ridiculous leashes and parents have somehow managed to survive.

  • 73 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:16pm

    Victory! 8:54 ran like a bitch in the face of my beat- down! Owned!

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:38pm

    When my older brother was little, my mom got him a leash. As soon as she put it on him, he got down on all fours and started barking. She never tried it again, lol.

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 5:57pm

    lol that's great... next time i go to mizzou i wanna meet the person who said this and shake their hand... let my babies go

  • 62 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:39am

    OK, I have a " good child", he is also just to the point of wanting to walk instead of sitting in the cart(which is more dangerous, since he can fall out when he gets pissed), I will be using a backpack on him, I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. My kid won't end up on a fucking milk carton. And as soon as someone looks at me sideways about it, I will probably freak out. Its not fucking abuse. Its protecting my son.

  • 69 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:08pm

    Did you ever consider that was just a seeing eye baby you saw?

  • 62 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:37pm

    duct tape and a velcro wall!!!

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 5:25pm

    hey, 1:39, we're all about protecting our children here in America, which is why you Hold His Hand it's that easy.

  • 75 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:16pm

    Clearly from someone who has never experienced a "runner"

  • 55 59
    Submitted by ladykatie09 on Sep 25, 10 at 11:27pm

    I've always wanted to do that\n Lol.

  • 63 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:18pm

    I bet you're lazy, or to fat to chase your kid down...just sayin'

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:48pm

    Look how many kids get snatched from shopping centers and play zones. Wouldn't you rather know that you're kid is tethered to your hand instead of in the back of a strangers van? I have a twin sister, and we were both leash kids. Its hard to keep track of one kid in a busy shopping center, let alone multiples. Its not always about controlling your kids, its also about protecting them.

  • 60 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:01pm

    Good story 8:57. Too bad it didn't have a happy ending... That would have ended in your painful death.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:29pm

    no, jesus doesn't love your illiterate ass

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:48pm

    I have a 3 yr old daughter who can be absolutely insane, and i use one of those "backpack leashes" with her when we go to a crowded area and i'm worried she's going to wonder off. Not because i'm "lazy" or don't pay enough attention. I do it because its not easy to keep good track of a 3 year old when there is lots of other people around.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:33am

    FREE THE LEASH KIDS!!

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:01pm

    I was a leash kid. I grew up in PNG in the middle of a civil war though - Not the nicest place to have your kid run away from you. I was a massive little brat as well, my mum had a wooden spoon shortened and little holes put in it for less wind resistance so that she could carry it around in her handbag and threaten me with it at all times! But seriously, massive brat. All that smacking and leashing did me good. I like to think i'm better now :P

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 9:32am

    6:47 I love you haha. And why not just hold your child's hand? I think it is much more acceptable than putting a leash on your child, he/she is not an animal.

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:16pm

    8:10 you are fantastic

  • 71 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:43pm

    I shall join your quest! People that leash their kids are overly controling dbags.

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:27am

    Leash users unite! The streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers.

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:33pm

    I don't care if you're a lazy parent, a good parent, a paranoid parent, or a horrible parent, if kid is well-behaved I could care less if they're wearing a leash. If they're running around like a bat out of hell I will judge you and mention before you're out of earshot that your damn kid needs leashed.

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:56pm

    Check out the youtube vid "Woman drags kid through Verizon Store"

  • 68 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:18pm

    5:47... Only idiots put their kids on leashes. U must be a lazy parent or raised by one. U might as well Put a bowl on the floor during feedin time

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:48pm

    Seriously! Such a pet peeve to see kids on leashes at the mall. Learn how to control your children.

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:28pm

    That's half the fun of it 620, same with freeing nations under dictators, never know what the he'll they'll do once you give them freedom. Mildly entertaining in my opinion

  • 57 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:10pm

    Holy shit 8:00... This is TFLN. You don't need to write a frickin doctoral thesis! Remove the stock from your ass and beat yourself to death with it!

  • 65 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:23pm

    I have 3 kids 9,6, and 3 I never understood how anyone could put their kid on a leash, until I had my 3 yr old. This kid is effin crazy.

  • 51 65
    Submitted by navybluplatypus2 on May 17, 10 at 10:47pm

    Bahahahahajaha

  • 58 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 6:47am

    1:52 nice message. I enjoyed the first two chapters, but 3-6 got a little slow...

  • 55 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:27am

    I was a leashed kid cuz I kept running away. Still run away when I'm drunk. I wander and that freaked my mom out! I laugh at me too.

  • 56 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:15pm

    Bet the anti leash people are not parents.

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:09pm

    Parents with leashed kids: how about you get off of TFLN and teach your brats some manners so you don't have to leash them. Plus once you hit the parent stage in your life, it's not like any of your nights will ever be interesting enough to end up on here.

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:00pm

    Perhaps there's a reason for the leashes. I should have been a leash kid because of how hyper active I was. So who do you think you are undermining the parents decision? And I've not seen parents dragging their kids about. I've seen cute backpacks that looks like monkeys with an extra long tail as a leash.

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:10pm

    My mother successfuly conceived and raised 11 children to adulthood without the help of a leash, without losing one or having out of control kids. Leashes=fcking lazy parents

  • 50 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:51pm

    They should put jews on a leash

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:57pm

    8:54 Are you familiar with the concept of irony?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:52pm

    6:18 Are seriously calling out someone else's intelligence and laziness, while replacing the word "you" with the letter "U". Are you even trying?

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:36pm

    8:33 I am sure that you are in a position to judge everyone around you. That is because you obviously spend all you life writing excrutiating long and boring responses to TFLN posts. Therefore you are smart.

  • 56 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:57pm

    Leashes are so unnecessary when you have duct tape

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:11pm

    Lol me too! We should join forces!

  • 59 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 11:13am

    1027, no one laughed.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:29pm

    I will leash my kid!

  • 53 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:42pm

    8:36 Chill. I didn't say I judged everyone, just people who can't control their kids.

  • 60 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:33pm

    hahaha... this is excellent. makes me think of kat williams take on leashed children

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:00pm

    Is that when my shirt has no wrinkles?

  • 51 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:59pm

    Hey 11:48 if you can't control your kids keep them at home.

  • 53 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:54pm

    This is the person who published this text, no i did not copy this, yes there are several leash kids where i am at, and my plan is to cut the leash's. sersiously.

  • 51 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:43pm

    Omg I was a leash kid!!!! An I would love to join u in your mission

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:20pm

    Freeing the leash kids is DANGEROUS. You don't know where they'll run off to.

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    Leashes are for lazy parents that can't control their kids. If the kids wild spank him beat him whatever. I was definitely beaten as a kid, I turned out just fine.

  • 52 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:57pm

    Leashes aren't for kids, only dogs... I know some ugly people have kids that look like dogs but it still isn't right!!! Learn to control your kids!!

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:52pm

    How is a leash going to help in a "play zone" if you honestly can't keep track of your kids, then don't have them. I have seen way to many parents with kids on a leash drag them across carpet.

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:52pm

    8:42you are running around telling strangers how to parent their children and you tell ME to chill? Hypocrite !!!!

  • 53 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:08pm

    Please stay off topic

  • 48 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:54pm

    Long but interesting, taint munch!

  • 45 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:47pm

    Fuck that. I never caused a scene in public but wandered off more then once. I'd have no problem putting my kid in a leash. More of them should be leashed anyway.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    this is so fake...I've read it a bunch of other places

  • 43 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:56pm

    My parents had to put me on a leash because I was a runner. I think it was a good idea on their part because it was at Yellowstone National Park...I guarantee I would have ran into boiling mud pit!