I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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Is this an excerpt from a 'keystyle'? Or was it at least supposed to rhyme? This is pretty sick. I text people keystyles all day long and never once expected to see something that rhymes on here. I think it was the length of it that made it. Props.
I bet you're lazy, or to fat to chase your kid down...just sayin'
Clearly from someone who has never experienced a "runner"
hey, 1:39, we're all about protecting our children here in America, which is why you Hold His Hand it's that easy.
When my older brother was little, my mom got him a leash. As soon as she put it on him, he got down on all fours and started barking. She never tried it again, lol.
Um... Parents rarely control their lil bastards and it's refreshing to see kids on a leash. At least those parents don't have to wonder where their child is. Nor do they annoy strangers by running amuck and screaming. Tame your fucking children other people DONT find the cute or darling.
leash destroyers unite!
Look how many kids get snatched from shopping centers and play zones. Wouldn't you rather know that you're kid is tethered to your hand instead of in the back of a strangers van?
I have a twin sister, and we were both leash kids. Its hard to keep track of one kid in a busy shopping center, let alone multiples. Its not always about controlling your kids, its also about protecting them.
Seriously! Such a pet peeve to see kids on leashes at the mall. Learn how to control your children.
8:36, your response is just as long
It's called DISCIPLINE, not a leash. I was a highly curious, extremely energetic and precocious child and my mom kept me in check just fine. Parents who are afraid to give their kids a smacking when they talk back, run away, and generally behave like little BRATS in public, end up with SHITTY KIDS. Learn to parent- I turned out a damn sight better than these brats, who, now grown up, still live with mommy at 20 and scream obscenities at her when she asks them to please pick up their dirty laundry.
I don't get it does dat make me stupid ??? Whateva jesus still love me
I think you mean Israelis.
Good story 8:57. Too bad it didn't have a happy ending... That would have ended in your painful death.
6:47 I love you haha. And why not just hold your child's hand? I think it is much more acceptable than putting a leash on your child, he/she is not an animal.
I was a leashed kid cuz I kept running away. Still run away when I'm drunk. I wander and that freaked my mom out! I laugh at me too.
Bet the anti leash people are not parents.
Fuck parents that put their kids on leashes. Childhood should never resemble a BDSM Porno
I have a 3 yr old daughter who can be absolutely insane, and i use one of those "backpack leashes" with her when we go to a crowded area and i'm worried she's going to wonder off. Not because i'm "lazy" or don't pay enough attention. I do it because its not easy to keep good track of a 3 year old when there is lots of other people around.
I don't care if you're a lazy parent, a good parent, a paranoid parent, or a horrible parent, if kid is well-behaved I could care less if they're wearing a leash. If they're running around like a bat out of hell I will judge you and mention before you're out of earshot that your damn kid needs leashed.
Leash users unite! The streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers.
duct tape and a velcro wall!!!
I was a leash kid. I grew up in PNG in the middle of a civil war though - Not the nicest place to have your kid run away from you. I was a massive little brat as well, my mum had a wooden spoon shortened and little holes put in it for less wind resistance so that she could carry it around in her handbag and threaten me with it at all times!
But seriously, massive brat. All that smacking and leashing did me good. I like to think i'm better now :P
Leave your child's dignity intact and leave the leash with your pet. "Runners" have been around for longer than these ridiculous leashes and parents have somehow managed to survive.
Parents with leashed kids: how about you get off of TFLN and teach your brats some manners so you don't have to leash them. Plus once you hit the parent stage in your life, it's not like any of your nights will ever be interesting enough to end up on here.
Lol me too! We should join forces!
no, jesus doesn't love your illiterate ass
Victory! 8:54 ran like a bitch in the face of my beat- down! Owned!
8:33 I am sure that you are in a position to judge everyone around you. That is because you obviously spend all you life writing excrutiating long and boring responses to TFLN posts. Therefore you are smart.
8:36 Chill. I didn't say I judged everyone, just people who can't control their kids.
Is that when my shirt has no wrinkles?
8:42 and another thing... This shit is for entertainment! You're taking it waaaay to fucking seriously! Take the stick out of your ass and beat yourself to deat with it!
Perhaps there's a reason for the leashes. I should have been a leash kid because of how hyper active I was. So who do you think you are undermining the parents decision?
And I've not seen parents dragging their kids about. I've seen cute backpacks that looks like monkeys with an extra long tail as a leash.
Kid leashes should be outlawed...
Their kids, not pets
6:18 Are seriously calling out someone else's intelligence and laziness, while replacing the word "you" with the letter "U". Are you even trying?
I shall join your quest! People that leash their kids are overly controling dbags.
My parents had to put me on a leash because I was a runner. I think it was a good idea on their part because it was at Yellowstone National Park...I guarantee I would have ran into boiling mud pit!
I've always wanted to do that\n Lol.
My mother successfuly conceived and raised 11 children to adulthood without the help of a leash, without losing one or having out of control kids. Leashes=fcking lazy parents
people not all kids are the same, just because you got blessed with a good child doesn't mean that other people are parenting wrong or not controlling their children. this makes me believe that you either just have one or you're one of those my-children-do-no-wrong-ever. people
Some kids are hyperactive, some kids are mildly autistic, most kids are just assholes. Smacking your kid shouldn't ever be your first choice, but if nothing else is working, it's a time-tested technique.
I will leash my kid!
8:54 Are you familiar with the concept of irony?
They should put jews on a leash
I have 3 kids 9,6, and 3 I never understood how anyone could put their kid on a leash, until I had my 3 yr old. This kid is effin crazy.
FREE THE LEASH KIDS!!
Leashes are so unnecessary when you have duct tape
Oh my god I always want to run over to a leesh kid w sizzors and cut the leesh and let them run free
lol that's great... next time i go to mizzou i wanna meet the person who said this and shake their hand... let my babies go
5:47... Only idiots put their kids on leashes. U must be a lazy parent or raised by one. U might as well
Put a bowl on the floor during feedin time
8:10 you are fantastic
Leashes aren't for kids, only dogs... I know some ugly people have kids that look like dogs but it still isn't right!!! Learn to control your kids!!
Please tell me where you saw this hahaha. I know a daycare where all the kids hold a rope not a leash but it's hysterical
Omg I was a leash kid!!!! An I would love to join u in your mission
1:52 nice message. I enjoyed the first two chapters, but 3-6 got a little slow...
That's half the fun of it 620, same with freeing nations under dictators, never know what the he'll they'll do once you give them freedom. Mildly entertaining in my opinion
Hey 11:48 if you can't control your kids keep them at home.
Holy shit 8:00... This is TFLN. You don't need to write a frickin doctoral thesis! Remove the stock from your ass and beat yourself to death with it!
How is a leash going to help in a "play zone" if you honestly can't keep track of your kids, then don't have them. I have seen way to many parents with kids on a leash drag them across carpet.
Leashes are for lazy parents that can't control their kids. If the kids wild spank him beat him whatever. I was definitely beaten as a kid, I turned out just fine.
Freeing the leash kids is DANGEROUS. You don't know where they'll run off to.
hahaha... this is excellent. makes me think of kat williams take on leashed children
OK, I have a " good child", he is also just to the point of wanting to walk instead of sitting in the cart(which is more dangerous, since he can fall out when he gets pissed), I will be using a backpack on him, I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. My kid won't end up on a fucking milk carton. And as soon as someone looks at me sideways about it, I will probably freak out. Its not fucking abuse. Its protecting my son.
Fuck that. I never caused a scene in public but wandered off more then once. I'd have no problem putting my kid in a leash. More of them should be leashed anyway.
Long but interesting, taint munch!
1027, no one laughed.
Please stay off topic
This is the person who published this text, no i did not copy this, yes there are several leash kids where i am at, and my plan is to cut the leash's. sersiously.
Check out the youtube vid "Woman drags kid through Verizon Store"
8:42you are running around telling strangers how to parent their children and you tell ME to chill? Hypocrite !!!!
Did you ever consider that was just a seeing eye baby you saw?
this is so fake...I've read it a bunch of other places