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  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:12pm

    Birth control ftw...

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:09pm

    BC made mine grow from a B cup to a DD

  • 49 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:58am

    BC does not make them that much bigger. She's preggo

  • 49 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:15pm

    nobody said anything about dying for them scooby.

  • 49 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 12:17am

    It doesn't necessarily mean she's preggers. I know my boobs change half a cup size when i'm hormonal, Birth control can do it, even something as simple as water retention can. Even our BODIES are temperamental! :P

  • 43 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:51pm

    2:03 and mine is white, ha, ha p.s. michele is hot for a black chick

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:03pm

    push-up bra?? i have a friend whos boob size changes like everytime i see her depending on what bra she is wearing its kinda crazy!!

    • 32 43
      Submitted by tiffbran on Jan 19, 11 at 11:58pm

      Her bra size would remain the same, just the visibility/lift/perkiness would be different based on the bra type.

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:44pm

    1:40 you should die, your a shmuck.

  • 46 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:59pm

    How is this a good night? Chick got knocked up...

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:27am

    birth control can to magical things. Happened to me.

  • 45 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:53pm

    Thanks 1:50. You're right on both counts. And I'm a girl.

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:13pm

    haha im the one that submitted it...its called puberty.. haha

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:38pm

    1:37- that is a terrible thing to say!

  • 37 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:54am

    Depends on the kind of birth control. I've heard the shot can REALLY change the weight and proportions of a girl. It all depends on the individuals hormones and body.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:46pm

    I guess "towel head" is a little harsh. Camel jockey?

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:04pm

    ZOINKS! I don't think fake titties are worth dying for! Poor bastard.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:50pm

    Racist asshole. She's Persian. But if I had NFL money, I'd be fucking a much hotter chick.

  • 42 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 4:42pm

    Two of my favorite time zones. <3

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:25am

    maybe he didn't see her for half a year and they've grown.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:45pm

    lmao of course a girl from boca would assume any kind of change = plastic surgery

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:02pm

    Wait...did Steve McNair send this text? HOLY HELL!

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:40pm

    I would have thought that Steve Mcnair would have a much better-looking chick. Maybe a blond-haired white girl. Not that crazy towelhead.

  • 28 42
    Submitted by tankgurrl420 on May 31, 11 at 11:00pm

    first!!!!!!

  • 39 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:04pm

    straight up, usa fuckin rocks!

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:03pm

    Wow, we go from a text about bigger breast to racist remarks. I love America. My president is black!!!!!!!! hahahahaha bitches!

  • 36 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:37pm

    my gf needs implants bad... fuuck

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Florida_pride on May 15, 12 at 4:04pm

    Pubescent kids shouldn't be on this site. Its like literary porn for gods sake.