I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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Guys please stop making fun of the quiet guy. He's just expressing his opinion and none of these are any fun to read if you keep having the same arguments every time. Highly frustrating.
Asian chicks are only allowed in America for hapy endings, she isn't fallowing the rules
-getting laid guy
god made women because sheep can't cook
Douche bag. Some women have self-respect, you know.
Hey quiet guy! It's your pal! You know... The one who fucked your dead mother? He's right. Shut the fuck up!
5:58 STFU I DONT NEED YOUR HELP I AM QUIET GUY!!!!!!
this sounds like something my buddy clyde would do....clyde is this you?
Getting laid guy is my hero, quiet guy needs to STFU
Girls are good for two things: sex, and cooking.
wow, i'm positive you are the first person ever to ask a masseuse about a happy ending. you are a jerk-off (pun intended)
It's an honest question!
Talk about horrible sentence structure. This place really is populated with mid-schoolers.
who hasn't fucked quiet guy's dead mother?
You're good with vinegar.
I tell my bitch to make my a sammich after I blow on her face.
Omg! I though it was monogamous between us! No wonder it was so easy to dig her up... The dirt seemed so loose...
O how I love the 570. Good times.
This is horrible to do but super funny..hope it was just a joke
I like boning my sis
-quiet guy doin his sis
No soup for you!!! (seinfeld)
That's a valid question...don't wanna waste your time on that Asian if you're not getting the goods lol
Me love you loong time
After she got upset, did you ask her if she was going to Karate Chop you?
Shoulda put it in her butt
umm.... the amazing racist already did that
Girls are objects