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  • 60 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:58pm

    Guys please stop making fun of the quiet guy. He's just expressing his opinion and none of these are any fun to read if you keep having the same arguments every time. Highly frustrating.

  • 52 51
    Submitted by daemondog on Feb 7, 11 at 11:48pm

    this sounds like something my buddy clyde would do....clyde is this you?

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:34pm

    Girls are good for two things: sex, and cooking.

  • 58 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:02pm

    I tell my bitch to make my a sammich after I blow on her face. -quiet guy

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:24pm

    god made women because sheep can't cook

  • 55 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:33pm

    Douche bag. Some women have self-respect, you know. -quiet guy

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:39pm

    Getting laid guy is my hero, quiet guy needs to STFU

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:35pm

    Asian chicks are only allowed in America for hapy endings, she isn't fallowing the rules -getting laid guy

  • 52 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:41pm

    Hey quiet guy! It's your pal! You know... The one who fucked your dead mother? He's right. Shut the fuck up!

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:00pm

    5:58 STFU I DONT NEED YOUR HELP I AM QUIET GUY!!!!!! -quiet guy

  • 52 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:25pm

    Talk about horrible sentence structure. This place really is populated with mid-schoolers.

  • 51 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 6:26pm

    O how I love the 570. Good times.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:00am

    You're good with vinegar. ~SeƱor Penor~

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:28pm

    Shoulda put it in her butt

  • 47 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:51pm

    who hasn't fucked quiet guy's dead mother?

  • 44 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:21pm

    That's a valid question...don't wanna waste your time on that Asian if you're not getting the goods lol

  • 47 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:15pm

    wow, i'm positive you are the first person ever to ask a masseuse about a happy ending. you are a jerk-off (pun intended)

  • 48 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:19pm

    It's an honest question!

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:20pm

    No soup for you!!! (seinfeld)

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 9:51pm

    After she got upset, did you ask her if she was going to Karate Chop you?

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:33pm

    Me love you loong time

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:51pm

    This is horrible to do but super funny..hope it was just a joke

  • 42 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:14pm

    umm.... the amazing racist already did that

  • 43 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 5:53pm

    Omg! I though it was monogamous between us! No wonder it was so easy to dig her up... The dirt seemed so loose...

  • 44 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 8:38pm

    I like boning my sis -quiet guy doin his sis

  • 45 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 6:00pm

    Girls are objects -quiet guy