I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
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Guys please stop making fun of the quiet guy. He's just expressing his opinion and none of these are any fun to read if you keep having the same arguments every time. Highly frustrating.
Douche bag. Some women have self-respect, you know.
Asian chicks are only allowed in America for hapy endings, she isn't fallowing the rules
-getting laid guy
god made women because sheep can't cook
5:58 STFU I DONT NEED YOUR HELP I AM QUIET GUY!!!!!!
Hey quiet guy! It's your pal! You know... The one who fucked your dead mother? He's right. Shut the fuck up!
this sounds like something my buddy clyde would do....clyde is this you?
Getting laid guy is my hero, quiet guy needs to STFU
Girls are good for two things: sex, and cooking.
wow, i'm positive you are the first person ever to ask a masseuse about a happy ending. you are a jerk-off (pun intended)
Talk about horrible sentence structure. This place really is populated with mid-schoolers.
It's an honest question!
who hasn't fucked quiet guy's dead mother?
You're good with vinegar.
Omg! I though it was monogamous between us! No wonder it was so easy to dig her up... The dirt seemed so loose...
I tell my bitch to make my a sammich after I blow on her face.
O how I love the 570. Good times.
This is horrible to do but super funny..hope it was just a joke
I like boning my sis
-quiet guy doin his sis
No soup for you!!! (seinfeld)
That's a valid question...don't wanna waste your time on that Asian if you're not getting the goods lol
Me love you loong time
Shoulda put it in her butt
After she got upset, did you ask her if she was going to Karate Chop you?
Girls are objects
umm.... the amazing racist already did that