I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
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"man you really like Tide"
I love bonding with strangers over Mitch! He was so awesome.
"I wish they made a cinnamon roll incense. Because I don't always have time to make a pan. Perhaps I would rather light a stick... and have my roommates wake up with false hopes."
*hand drawn picture of small circle inside a larger circle* "This is either a cd or a boob, either way, don't scratch it"
"Can I turn on the radio? Why do we got to keep going in circles?"
excccccccellllllentio! I want to see Adam Sandler in this role!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh NO DADDY!!!!! NOT "THERE" AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That is really funny!
I keep scented candles all around my house, not to burn them, but so I know if my house is on fire. "Ohh shit! Lavender!"
11:45 Mitch Hedberg - RIP. He was awesome. "I like to burn cinammon-scented candles in my apartment. Fills my roommates with false hopes."
This sounds like a Mitch Hedberg joke but isn't.
"I want to be a race car passenger. Say man, can I put my feet out the window?"
ryan mcginley's photography begs to differ.
"if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"
11:45 I thought the same exact thing.