I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
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Someone's been visited by the Tool Fairy!
because your were hammered the night before. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
electricworry, So much better than a freaking quarter!
In soviet Russia hammer wakes up with you under pillow
Electric worry: ftw
You just wanted to be able to get a girl into bed and then start making "Stop! Hammer time" jokes.
The hammer is my penis.
I'm guessing he got laid when he was drunk and when she asked if he had protection he said NO I DONT OH I CANT BELIVE I WOULD FORGET THAT! And grabbed a hammer
Yeah that's my guess too he needed it for protection. Drunk me takes words like that very literal as well.
you nailed your stupid hangover
Two words. Zombie Protection.
sorry 4 the wait
Hahaha I get It protection as in self defense hahaha
Probably because you were so HAMMERED last night? Get it, get it?