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  • 69 45
    Submitted by whodat2006 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:28am
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    Electric worry: ftw

  • 72 52
    Submitted by electricworry on Mar 3, 10 at 3:53pm
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    Someone's been visited by the Tool Fairy!

  • 55 39
    Submitted by nicespelling on Mar 3, 10 at 10:05pm
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    because your were hammered the night before. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 54 41
    Submitted by frog92 on Mar 4, 10 at 2:28am
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    In soviet Russia hammer wakes up with you under pillow

  • 63 67
    Submitted by redhead11 on Mar 4, 10 at 9:46pm
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    electricworry, So much better than a freaking quarter!

  • 53 48
    Submitted by sandwichman on Mar 3, 10 at 1:21pm
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    First.

  • 51 46
    Submitted by CaptainHammer on Mar 3, 10 at 9:08pm
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    The hammer is my penis.

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:17pm
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    I'm guessing he got laid when he was drunk and when she asked if he had protection he said NO I DONT OH I CANT BELIVE I WOULD FORGET THAT! And grabbed a hammer

  • 53 51
    Submitted by canonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:16pm
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    you nailed your stupid hangover

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 3, 10 at 4:25pm
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    You just wanted to be able to get a girl into bed and then start making "Stop! Hammer time" jokes.

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Ian9802 on Mar 11, 10 at 8:32pm
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    Two words. Zombie Protection.

  • 48 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 3:27pm
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    Yeah that's my guess too he needed it for protection. Drunk me takes words like that very literal as well.

  • 47 46
    Submitted by johnson34 on Mar 3, 10 at 2:52pm
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    That's stupid

  • 29 14
    Submitted by snagged on Jul 30, 11 at 5:40pm
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    sorry 4 the wait

  • 35 34
    Submitted by crazyman217 on Feb 23, 11 at 3:50pm
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    You're Thor?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 2:17pm
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    Hahaha I get It protection as in self defense hahaha

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 1:26pm
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    Lame

  • 39 64
    Submitted by TurtlesInShells on Mar 3, 10 at 6:32pm
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    Probably because you were so HAMMERED last night? Get it, get it?