last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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Whoever sent that is a true friend.
Actually, my penis is a chapstick dispenser. Your lips look a bit chapped.
906 is the upper peninsula of michigan... and it was a fat country boy that drank too much jack daniels
i dunno my personal favorite is Canadian Club... 15 bucks for a half gal
Don't make fun of mexicans!!' they are awesome at dishwashing, being bus boys, and like in the Bruno movie, being furniture!!!
oh my people, lets keep this clean, huh? there's no need to hate mexicans, americans, etc. we are all HUMAN. focus on laughter and joy instead of hatred and animosity. love life, love your neighbor, and you'll see how we change the world!
Doesn't mean this person is Mexican you racist piece of shit. You're probably some white trash asshole. Go fuck your siblings or something
Dumb wetback Bruce N.
Must be Mexican... Sharpie lip liner to match the sharpie eyebrows
Hahaha that is awesome...
Haha that is amazing. I'll have to try that on some drunkie!
this is epic!! finally a good text!!!
Ahhh... The birth of goth.
hahahaha 2:34 soooooo true
wtf are you talking about, in the UP we dont have enough money to afford jack daniels, we go with the classy canadian mist.