The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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Crank woodcock at your service!
Is this supposed to be Like embarrassing?
Do you think your special? Duesche
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All first love dicks. That's me!
The professor loved to lick cunt until one day he discovered he also loved to suck cock!
Smoking pot smoking gun
Wart rainbows at your service
Oh geez. That totally blows. Sorry:/
To be first one must worship the cock
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WTF IS GOING ON WITH APOSTROPHES AND QUOTES!!
That's nothing. My professor bought me 5 tequila shot after class for my bday when I was in school. Then I woke up on the floor of her bedroom bound and gagged.
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OP- was this professor kirk at OCC? my educational psych prof did this today and we're from the 419
The professor took a shit this
The professor lives for hot nuts
I want to investigate your bung like the svu on rapes