I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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...and this is why middle management are douches.
Wow. You're hardcore.
So you're firing all the people that come up clean, right?
And they let you do it? I hope your not the guy with the gun...
Middle management? They are probably the recently promoted shift supervisor at any local fast food joint.
This us pretty funny.
I'm middle management and Haha you acually have to work all day lol sucks to be you. On a positive note I smoke pot all day and fire people when they fail the test. Haha sucks to be a laborer
You failed your OWN drug test???
Head of TSA security...
You guys hiring?
As I read this, I'm imagining my boss putting it into his phone. You don't by chance manage a theatre do you? That would just be too funny.