My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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Byetta.. Someone should tell him Gila monsters and iguanas are not the same but hilarious
The text aside, what's this stupid add with the ugly bitch and her disco pants?
he can do that while I inject your mom's ass with my jizz again
Go go Byetta! Used to tell people I was gonna go "shoot up," until my boyfriend's adorable little roommate seriously thought I had a drug problem. Hope it works for your Dad. <3
The ads with chicks in them don't scare me nearly as much as the dude with the porn star mustache who dresses like a hobo.
the ugly red haired girl in the ad is a pornstar. faye reagan or something like that
I've hurd you could drink iguana blood and it helps diabetis but i haven't hurd about enjecting there saliva though
clearly she knows that her dad is a diabetic. she didnt mishear him either.
so obviously your dad is diabetic and uses byetta.
There is a chemical in iguana saliva that helps diabetics
This text kiiinda sucks
Your dad's a diabetic
Haven't you noticed them? They've been on this site for a month or more. Ugly girls, shiny pants, see through clothes. Jesus, it's like an 80's party every day in the banners on the left.
stupid. OP probably misheard what his/her dad said
What does this even mean??
Your dad's so hott!!! Suck hawt cock!
This sounds more like MLIA
"lizard spit" is the nickname for a type of insulin. "iguana saliva" is a nickname for the nickname.
hey that lizzard spit works well
Byetta is gila monster saliva not iguana.
New York represent!!
This website is getting bad.
do you know why your mom is so fat???
cause i give her a cookie every time i fuck her!
this is lame. i know people who have submitted posts that were way funnier than this that didn't get posted and this one did!? i think it's a little early for this website to be going downhill already...
the add with the chick in the black dress standing by the window has a nice ass though