My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
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The text aside, what's this stupid add with the ugly bitch and her disco pants?
Byetta.. Someone should tell him Gila monsters and iguanas are not the same but hilarious
Go go Byetta! Used to tell people I was gonna go "shoot up," until my boyfriend's adorable little roommate seriously thought I had a drug problem. Hope it works for your Dad. <3
the ugly red haired girl in the ad is a pornstar. faye reagan or something like that
he can do that while I inject your mom's ass with my jizz again
The ads with chicks in them don't scare me nearly as much as the dude with the porn star mustache who dresses like a hobo.
clearly she knows that her dad is a diabetic. she didnt mishear him either.
There is a chemical in iguana saliva that helps diabetics
Haven't you noticed them? They've been on this site for a month or more. Ugly girls, shiny pants, see through clothes. Jesus, it's like an 80's party every day in the banners on the left.
I've hurd you could drink iguana blood and it helps diabetis but i haven't hurd about enjecting there saliva though
so obviously your dad is diabetic and uses byetta.
stupid. OP probably misheard what his/her dad said
This sounds more like MLIA
What does this even mean??
Your dad's a diabetic
This text kiiinda sucks
Your dad's so hott!!! Suck hawt cock!
"lizard spit" is the nickname for a type of insulin. "iguana saliva" is a nickname for the nickname.
Byetta is gila monster saliva not iguana.
hey that lizzard spit works well
New York represent!!
do you know why your mom is so fat???
cause i give her a cookie every time i fuck her!
This website is getting bad.
this is lame. i know people who have submitted posts that were way funnier than this that didn't get posted and this one did!? i think it's a little early for this website to be going downhill already...
the add with the chick in the black dress standing by the window has a nice ass though