Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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pahahahahahahahaha Jack_in_off..... nicely put.
That's your brain telling you that you fucked a fat chick
it was the same way when your mom had you.....
Wow. That'd actually be a great opening line for a novel.
Oh they know they've been watching for weeks. Video