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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:55am

    That person shouldn't even be going to college... I'm pretty sure he's retarded

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:11pm

    Aggies

  • 98 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:58am

    Get a life people, just read and go on. Don't dwell ponder and obsess over every post. If it's not funny go on to the next one. Who gives a damn if it's real or not.

  • 91 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:19am

    Haaaaaahaaaaa. Life really is a bitch, I get rejected but someone who is not only poor at spelling but uses the word LOL gets accepted. Ouch!

  • 94 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 3:22pm

    Hilarious

  • 93 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:23pm

    Better add a dictionary to ur book list

  • 92 90
    Submitted by raychul99 on Jan 12, 10 at 12:05am

    university of nebraska at lincoln

  • 92 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:47am

    Wow.... Fucking retards

  • 93 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:46am

    No, I meant excepted.... Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:27am

    Literally every single person who has posted before me is a total dumbass. How is that possible?

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:00pm

    Hmm can anyone say first semester fail out?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:03am

    What the fucks unl

  • 88 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 12:02am

    SUUUUUUUUUUH

  • Submitted by daguze on Jan 12, 10 at 12:16am

    its here because the person cant spell...catch up boys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:21am

    828 Omaha isnt the only city on 402 I will eat your children

    • 47 61
      Submitted by baseballstud on Dec 17, 10 at 3:47am

      "i will eat your children" man what a great baseball practice

  • 83 84
    Submitted by collysto on Feb 11, 10 at 8:52pm

    too bad everyone who lives in nebraska gets accepted into the universities.

  • 86 90
    Submitted by fuhlaffle on Jan 12, 10 at 12:28am

    i probably know these guys.. failure. props to the second guy, though

  • 79 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:10am

    Tfln is messing up quotation marks today. I think it was supposed to say "accepted."

  • 79 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:18pm

    Rofl why were you accepted again?

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:38am

    Really?

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 11:51am

    Fuck

  • 84 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:26am

    For fucks sake!

  • 79 88
    Submitted by caleighdian09 on Jan 12, 10 at 3:42pm

    I love this only because i go to UNL

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:38am

    I agree with 12:24... 12:32 you probably don't have many friends... All people are trying to say is that they come on this site for entertainment and some pay .99... This text wasn't worth .99... Like most texts on here. That's it that's all ppl are trying to say

  • 75 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 8:28am

    Wow representing Omaha well!

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:40am

    failtacularrr

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:07am

    WTF...this makes no sense whatsoever

  • 76 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:20am

    omg. that's hilarious!

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:38pm

    and you mean "accepted." you fucking rednecks

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:06am

    I didn't say not to post comments, I don't understand why everyone gets so worked up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:02am

    U obviously thought the comments were worth reading? Continue on....

  • 65 74
    Submitted by baseballstud on Dec 17, 10 at 3:46am

    I will eat your children\n- great use of baseball coach quote

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:40am

    I'm pretty sure it's quote accepted unquote..

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:07am

    hey 2:50am why do you still have it smart ass?

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 6:39am

    This was on College Humour about 3 days ago..

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:33am

    your mom VV

  • 70 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:02pm

    Lmfao

  • 67 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 7:57am

    We're witnessing the fall of civilization.

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 10:52am

    Your funny.

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:14pm

    Win lmao

  • Submitted by caleighdian09 on Jan 12, 10 at 1:27pm

    I love this one only because i go to UNL

  • 70 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:12am

    Vagina master

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:07am

    Why the fuck is this here???

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:05am

    If Jeff were here he could help a few people understand why it's funny... oh well: Oh I get it, it's funny because the person was laughing at being accepted by a dumbass college, only they said "excepted" which means the opposite of "accepted", and their friend saw the irony and pointed it out!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 3:08am

    I'm pretty sure it would be so ur right, captain fuckface

  • 65 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:11pm

    Aggies

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:42am

    LMAO IDIOT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:33am

    Remember when all you guys did nothing better than commentate on fucking text messages...you're the one reading the website and then passing judgement. You're just a bad...plus, people from for 402 are as dumb as...well, you fuckers.

    • Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 12, 10 at 12:48am

      You probably submitted this dumb as text. If you actually found this funny you are most likely to young to be on this site.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 4:08am

    Pen15

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:02pm

    That says a lot for unl eh?

  • 63 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 9:49am

    Hahahahahahaha

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:01am

    see what I did I put bawls not balls just like this text. and it's still fucking stupid.

    • Submitted by mayo on Jan 13, 10 at 12:51am

      writing bawls instead of balls is not the same thing, so ur right--what you said is not funny. accepted and excepted are two different words and if you dont know the difference you probably shouldn't even be going to college, even a state school..much less laugh about it. is everyone on this site 14 years old or are you just fucking stupid?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 3:03am

    Ya why are u posting comments and telling other people not to? Hypocrit much?

  • 63 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 12:00am

    my bawls itch

  • 51 76
    Submitted by sheehy21 on Mar 26, 10 at 3:49pm

    Nebraska Represent!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 1:50pm

    you automatically get accepted freshman year into unl if you took four years of math and two forgein langue. haha dumbass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 1:42am

    I am hotter than phone sex with a blind girl!!!

  • 45 65
    Submitted by Emily1492 on Mar 21, 11 at 12:47am

    Thats why he was accepted there. It's UNL people.

  • Submitted by anonymousme on Jan 12, 10 at 1:52am

    we used to blame the texts for shitty tests, now we only have the dumb ass hs-ers who mod this garbage.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:25am

    what the fuck? how is this even anything? not only is it not funny, its just lame. if youre gonna make fake texts, at least make them funny dog gammit! seriously people, come on!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:34am

    I never said I didn't get it you ignorant fool... I just said it wasn't funny... I've got a brain I'm working on a masters to show it... Face it this text is not funny

  • Submitted by 2Girls1CupLeft on Jan 12, 10 at 12:37pm

    This text sums up most of the student population of UNL. You know the N in UNL stands for "nowledge" right?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 2:50am

    This app has gotten so shitty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:00pm

    Lmao!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:05am

    University of national losers. Fuck this text.

  • Submitted by mrMagnetic on Jan 14, 10 at 3:15pm

    wow...glad to know i go somewhere where the incoming class is intelligent...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 10:32pm

    Hahahahahahahahahhs

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 12, 10 at 12:24pm

    How tragic