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  • 92 59
    Submitted by blackwellbitch on Mar 18, 10 at 10:36am

    You probably dont want to know...

  • 73 66
    Submitted by amonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 11:46am

    Marry a nice virgin, then you won't have anything to worry about. Oh wait

    • 50 52
      Submitted by KD_ on Mar 18, 10 at 12:02pm

      Oh wait, what? Don't think there are any gorgeous virgins out there anymore? Because news flash, there is. You just go after white trash who don't even know what a virgin is.

  • 62 52
    Submitted by CAAF on Mar 18, 10 at 6:33pm

    You should have said your future ex-wife.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 18, 10 at 12:15pm

    Who says you'll marry someone who goes on spring break or even attends college? Bristol Palin tells America she's saving herself for marriage - but there's no guarantee she'll marry - it's done. No sex.

    • 14 21
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 13, 12 at 2:15pm

      She is the posterchild for abstinence-only sex education. Daughter of an ultra-conservative female politician has sex outside of marriage with some douchebag frat boy and gets pregnant. AND THEN, not only does he LEAVE her, he milks the 15 minutes of fame and then becomes a porn star.

  • 55 50
    Submitted by ghostlight on Mar 18, 10 at 12:22pm

    She's in San Diego screwing every sailor in port..... Wanna see pictures?

  • 51 52
    Submitted by agreek2nv on Mar 20, 10 at 5:01am

    Way to stay positive! Lol

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Herschel on Mar 18, 10 at 10:18pm

    Probably about the same things she'll be doing with you. At least, until the honeymoon's over.

  • 50 60
    Submitted by cantfeelmyface14 on Mar 18, 10 at 11:40am

    Hahaha solid

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Chalmers15 on Mar 19, 10 at 8:20am

    Sad but true.

  • 49 59
    Submitted by CristinaY on Mar 18, 10 at 2:27pm

    Well, all you'll ever be doing is imagining it!

  • 50 62
    Submitted by rorasaur on Mar 19, 10 at 11:23pm

    Its not spring break yet though

  • 52 70
    Submitted by btchtts on Mar 18, 10 at 10:33am

    Stupid cunts

  • 47 67
    Submitted by feltch on Mar 18, 10 at 10:32am

    Yes you are slut

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Pengz on Mar 18, 10 at 10:32am

    I'm not horrible..

  • 45 72
    Submitted by unodostres on Mar 19, 10 at 2:52pm

    Hahaha we met a bachelorette party down there... My friend fucked her on the beach, in the hottub, and on the balcony

  • 40 77
    Submitted by liamronan on Mar 18, 10 at 11:16pm

    Oh... My bad, she said she said she was single :/