I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
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You probably dont want to know...
Marry a nice virgin, then you won't have anything to worry about. Oh wait
Oh wait, what? Don't think there are any gorgeous virgins out there anymore? Because news flash, there is. You just go after white trash who don't even know what a virgin is.
Who says you'll marry someone who goes on spring break or even attends college? Bristol Palin tells America she's saving herself for marriage - but there's no guarantee she'll marry - it's done. No sex.
She is the posterchild for abstinence-only sex education. Daughter of an ultra-conservative female politician has sex outside of marriage with some douchebag frat boy and gets pregnant. AND THEN, not only does he LEAVE her, he milks the 15 minutes of fame and then becomes a porn star.
She's in San Diego screwing every sailor in port..... Wanna see pictures?
I'm not horrible..
Well, all you'll ever be doing is imagining it!
You should have said your future ex-wife.
Oh... My bad, she said she said she was single :/
Its not spring break yet though
Probably about the same things she'll be doing with you. At least, until the honeymoon's over.
Way to stay positive! Lol
Sad but true.
Yes you are slut
Hahaha we met a bachelorette party down there... My friend fucked her on the beach, in the hottub, and on the balcony