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(562): View more from California

If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up

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(312): View more from Illinois

I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.

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(817): View more from Texas

You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time

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(253): View more from Washington

she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.

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(253): View more from Washington

Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....

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(518): View more from New York

he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.

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