i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
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Go out and find your own present. Quite a lot of them out there that have a penis and don't take much buying at all.
I agree Herschel. A lot of them are just giving them away. However, for most of them you can only rent because no one likes a clinger.
What the hell is the obsession of being the first person to post a comment? Do you get some sort of prize for being first? Or is it that great a thrill for you to say "First?"
First dude I still h clapped your mom so enjoy first
what city u from and i can give u mine
Why can't people just get you what you ask for? :)