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  • Submitted by Herschel on May 6, 10 at 4:04pm

    Herpes medicine. The power company will let you skate for a month, your genitalia won't.

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    Submitted by JackBerton on May 6, 10 at 4:06pm

    Would have been cheaper to use protection and candles. Or hell, just protection.

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      Submitted by dncingwithmyself on May 7, 10 at 1:56pm

      Condoms don't protect %100 against STDs. Where were you for sexual education?

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    Submitted by klangford on May 6, 10 at 4:07pm

    Clearly the fact you got herpes demonstrates you fail whenever faced with a choice.

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      Submitted by cookiemonster69 on Jul 19, 10 at 2:08am

      sometimes people get raped and dont have a choice. or cheated on or have an unfortunate run-in with a liar. shit happens its not always a choice.

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    Submitted by snapper123 on May 6, 10 at 6:41pm

    HEY ASSHOLES, I'm not sure if you are aware, but 1 in 5 adults in the US has herpes. It can be dormant for years, so someone could have it and easily not know it. Also, you CAN contract herpes while using protection(Thank you, Cosmopolitan).Point being, you should probably stop calling this poor soul a slut, because this is not necessarily so.

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      Submitted by Michel on May 6, 10 at 7:17pm

      wow, you sound defensive. Scratch much?

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      Submitted by ANONOMOUYS on May 9, 10 at 2:59pm

      No way!! Oh shit, if I get herpes out of no where in 5 years. I'm going to kill about 10 guys who will (obviously) all of a sudden really regret the fact I was so easy in high school.

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    Submitted by LynnZee on May 6, 10 at 4:17pm

    Shut off notice = electric, otherwise herpes meds

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    Submitted by Vilexxica on May 6, 10 at 8:59pm

    Acyclovir is on the generic program at most major pharmacies. $4 for a 30-day supply, $10 for a 90-day. Seriously, if your electric bill is that cheap or you're that poor, something is amiss.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:02pm

    God damn I'm glad I got the hell out of lansing! Ps just buy some crack

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    Submitted by la_maldita97 on May 6, 10 at 11:24pm

    These comments are dumb. The OP didn't specify whether it was genital or on their mouth. It is very common for children to get it early from relatives who kiss them, especially when they don't realize they have a fever blister coming on. Valtrex treats both types of herpes. Some people have fever blisters but that doesn't necessarily mean they have genital herpes.

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    Submitted by imac98374 on May 6, 10 at 5:19pm

    electricity. it's not like you're curing the herp. you can take the month off from sex to reflect on the series of dumb-slut life choices that landed you in this "lights or herpetic lesions" situation.

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    Submitted by sixtydriver on May 6, 10 at 5:39pm

    I know someone with GH. Who wants his phone # to make fun of him?

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    Submitted by pearly on May 6, 10 at 7:17pm

    Pay your bills and keep it in your pants for a month, if you can handle that.

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    Submitted by FaceFucked on May 6, 10 at 8:27pm

    My herpes itch...

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    Submitted by bhegscubs on May 7, 10 at 12:08am

    East Lansing's finest.

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    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 2:55am

    see if perhaps you made better choices before hand, you wouldn't be in thi situation. I say get the herpes meds though.

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    Submitted by trke0302 on May 7, 10 at 2:45am

    Pay the bill and spread the herpes love

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    Submitted by RachelDenise on May 6, 10 at 7:08pm

    Gross. Get your meds - like someone said, the electric company will let you skate a month.

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    Submitted by Michel on May 6, 10 at 7:19pm

    Of all the STI's, this one seems the most disgusting. Those infected should be segregated from the general population.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 4:04pm

    First cuntz

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    Submitted by Not_Dan_Troxell on Aug 3, 11 at 2:29pm

    If your lights don't work, whose gonna see the outbreak? Don't pay either! Problem solved.