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  • Herpes medicine. The power company will let you skate for a month, your genitalia won't.

    Submitted by Herschel on May 6, 10 at 4:04pm
  • Would have been cheaper to use protection and candles. Or hell, just protection.

    Submitted by JackBerton on May 6, 10 at 4:06pm
  • Clearly the fact you got herpes demonstrates you fail whenever faced with a choice.

    Submitted by klangford on May 6, 10 at 4:07pm
    • sometimes people get raped and dont have a choice. or cheated on or have an unfortunate run-in with a liar. shit happens its not always a choice.

      Submitted by cookiemonster69 on Jul 19, 10 at 2:08am
  • HEY ASSHOLES, I'm not sure if you are aware, but 1 in 5 adults in the US has herpes. It can be dormant for years, so someone could have it and easily not know it. Also, you CAN contract herpes while using protection(Thank you, Cosmopolitan).Point being, you should probably stop calling this poor soul a slut, because this is not necessarily so.

    Submitted by snapper123 on May 6, 10 at 6:41pm
    • wow, you sound defensive. Scratch much?

      Submitted by Michel on May 6, 10 at 7:17pm
    • No way!! Oh shit, if I get herpes out of no where in 5 years. I'm going to kill about 10 guys who will (obviously) all of a sudden really regret the fact I was so easy in high school.

      Submitted by ANONOMOUYS on May 9, 10 at 2:59pm
  • Shut off notice = electric, otherwise herpes meds

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 6, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Acyclovir is on the generic program at most major pharmacies. $4 for a 30-day supply, $10 for a 90-day. Seriously, if your electric bill is that cheap or you're that poor, something is amiss.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on May 6, 10 at 8:59pm
  • These comments are dumb. The OP didn't specify whether it was genital or on their mouth. It is very common for children to get it early from relatives who kiss them, especially when they don't realize they have a fever blister coming on. Valtrex treats both types of herpes. Some people have fever blisters but that doesn't necessarily mean they have genital herpes.

    Submitted by la_maldita97 on May 6, 10 at 11:24pm
  • I know someone with GH. Who wants his phone # to make fun of him?

    Submitted by sixtydriver on May 6, 10 at 5:39pm
  • God damn I'm glad I got the hell out of lansing! Ps just buy some crack

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:02pm
  • electricity. it's not like you're curing the herp. you can take the month off from sex to reflect on the series of dumb-slut life choices that landed you in this "lights or herpetic lesions" situation.

    Submitted by imac98374 on May 6, 10 at 5:19pm
  • Pay your bills and keep it in your pants for a month, if you can handle that.

    Submitted by pearly on May 6, 10 at 7:17pm
  • My herpes itch...

    Submitted by FaceFucked on May 6, 10 at 8:27pm
  • Gross. Get your meds - like someone said, the electric company will let you skate a month.

    Submitted by RachelDenise on May 6, 10 at 7:08pm
  • Of all the STI's, this one seems the most disgusting. Those infected should be segregated from the general population.

    Submitted by Michel on May 6, 10 at 7:19pm
  • see if perhaps you made better choices before hand, you wouldn't be in thi situation. I say get the herpes meds though.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 2:55am
  • East Lansing's finest.

    Submitted by bhegscubs on May 7, 10 at 12:08am
  • Pay the bill and spread the herpes love

    Submitted by trke0302 on May 7, 10 at 2:45am
  • First cuntz

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 6, 10 at 4:04pm
  • If your lights don't work, whose gonna see the outbreak? Don't pay either! Problem solved.

    Submitted by Not_Dan_Troxell on Aug 3, 11 at 2:29pm