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  • Submitted by FOXymedic on Apr 27, 10 at 5:37pm

    Has anyone considered plan A?! Regular, daily birth control? Too forgetful to take a pill? Get the shot every 3 months. Don't like needles? Use condoms! Cmon girls get with it.

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      Submitted by Anonymous_ on Apr 27, 10 at 5:42pm

      Well, the real Plan A is abstinence. But I think that's out of the question ;)

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      Submitted by PinkPanda on Apr 28, 10 at 3:32am

      The funny thing is that even with birth control it is not full proof. I have been on the pill for three years and I never forget to take it. My boyfriend and I also used condoms just to be safe, but somehow I still ended up pregnant. I also have a friend who was on the shot a couple years back and got pregnant on it. My advice is that if you can't see the person as the father of your kids, don't sleep with him because you never know what could happen.

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        Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 28, 10 at 1:26pm

        okay but Plan B isn't anywhere near as effective as the pill, shot, or condoms. hell, even pulling out would probably work better. plus it makes you really sick, and is meant for emergencies.. I don't see why people consider this a normal thing to do after every time they have sex?

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          Submitted by toyfish on Apr 28, 10 at 9:05pm

          dont be so ignorant. pulling out is not more effective than plan b. and it doesnt make you sick - where are you getting your info? plan b definitely isnt for every time you have sex but its a good thing and im glad it exists.

  • Submitted by sarahjay on Apr 27, 10 at 4:44pm

    I'm tired of all these damn plan b texts

  • Submitted by Singingflame on Apr 27, 10 at 5:05pm

    Why would you pay 50 bucks for plan b when you can get condoms for 4 bucks??? You are retarded.

  • Submitted by BJM on Apr 27, 10 at 5:22pm

    Relying on emergency contraceptive is sketchtown. Even taken within an ideal time frame that shits only 60-90% effective.

  • Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 27, 10 at 6:36pm

    Wut the fuck is up wit all the "plan b" shit? We gonna see a resurgance of stds

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    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 27, 10 at 5:55pm

    I agree with 5:37, just wear a fuckin condom, whore

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 27, 10 at 4:59pm

    Omfg please use regular birth control. All of you! I'm sick of hearing about you relying on just plan b. You can probably get it for free at planned parenthood.

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      Submitted by SextsFLN on Apr 27, 10 at 5:17pm

      False. Plan B is fucking expensive.

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        Submitted by puzzleattack on Apr 27, 10 at 10:18pm

        I think she meant birth control. But even birth control is about 30 bucks at Planned Parenthood, unfortunately. Condoms are free though.

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    Submitted by MRXnAZ on Apr 30, 10 at 3:43pm

    responsible whores are the best whores, I just hope she gets tested regularly. . .

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    Submitted by ntoulany on Apr 27, 10 at 9:55pm

    he can't, he's paying for plan c.. the baby stroller

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    Submitted by menda on Apr 27, 10 at 10:43pm

    Well ur just irresponsible all around now aren't you, you hopeless little slut. It's people like you that give people like me a horrible steryotype. A

  • Submitted by ohshxtsaty on Apr 27, 10 at 4:25pm


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    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Apr 28, 10 at 10:18am

    I like this system.. Except for the parking ticket

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    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 27, 10 at 5:46pm

    People still think Plan B texts are funny?

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    Submitted by MRXnAZ on Apr 30, 10 at 3:45pm

    what's better than plan B? oral ? or anal?

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    Submitted by Tic on Apr 29, 10 at 7:30pm

    Damn this is classy. You are a real winner! Are you even aware of how trashy you sound when you say shit like this?

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    Submitted by nichole818 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:31pm


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    Submitted by toyfish on Apr 28, 10 at 9:02pm

    been there

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    Submitted by jenpearce on Apr 27, 10 at 7:33pm

    People who are that irresponsible should not be having sex. Use what little of a brain you have to buy some condoms dumbass.

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      Submitted by CsM on Apr 27, 10 at 9:54pm

      I don't think convenience stores or pharmacies accept brain as payment. Using condoms? Great idea, though.

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    Submitted by mae on Apr 27, 10 at 7:06pm

    Second plan b text within like 2 hours

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    Submitted by 504shoo on Apr 28, 10 at 3:02am

    Hmmm anyone ever thought that the condom may have broken?... And f that I would have made him pay for plan b and took care of the parking ticket!

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    Submitted by hayleyBOO on Apr 27, 10 at 9:48pm

    You can get plan B free at planned parenthood.

    • Submitted by puzzleattack on Apr 27, 10 at 10:16pm

      You must have a really special Planned Parenthood, because at the one in my town, it's 40 bucks.

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    Submitted by uhateme on Apr 28, 10 at 3:37pm

    I have lost all faith n mankind really! people treat preg like a joke it was ment to b a gift damn! An I'm not a holy roller or any thing but fuck practice a Lil safe sex people cause when ya get the aids! They ain't no plan b fer that shit! I work at a prison an c inmates die of it all the time an it ain't the way ya wanna die trust me!

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    Submitted by maynard on Apr 28, 10 at 2:06am

    Blan b is harmful. P.s I agree with plan a.

  • Submitted by djayed on Apr 27, 10 at 10:40pm

    I know come on! When did it become socially exceptable to be a w h o r e

  • Submitted by foofookachoo on Apr 27, 10 at 10:55pm

    Girls who take the Depo shot gain, on average, 8% body fat. I think most of the people sending these texts would rather avoid that.\n\nIn any case, Implanon lasts up to 3 years. Why doesn't anyone ever suggest that? I would definitely live with a little rod in my arm if it meant I couldn't get knocked up for that long. <3

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    Submitted by profhopkins on Apr 30, 10 at 5:50am

    Plan b rules. Greatest invention ever.

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    Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17am


  • Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 27, 10 at 7:58pm

    My balls itch.

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 27, 10 at 7:49pm

    This is absolutely hilarious!!