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  • Has anyone considered plan A?! Regular, daily birth control? Too forgetful to take a pill? Get the shot every 3 months. Don't like needles? Use condoms! Cmon girls get with it.

    Submitted by FOXymedic on Apr 27, 10 at 5:37pm
    • Well, the real Plan A is abstinence. But I think that's out of the question ;)

      Submitted by Anonymous_ on Apr 27, 10 at 5:42pm
    • The funny thing is that even with birth control it is not full proof. I have been on the pill for three years and I never forget to take it. My boyfriend and I also used condoms just to be safe, but somehow I still ended up pregnant. I also have a friend who was on the shot a couple years back and got pregnant on it. My advice is that if you can't see the person as the father of your kids, don't sleep with him because you never know what could happen.

      Submitted by PinkPanda on Apr 28, 10 at 3:32am
      • okay but Plan B isn't anywhere near as effective as the pill, shot, or condoms. hell, even pulling out would probably work better. plus it makes you really sick, and is meant for emergencies.. I don't see why people consider this a normal thing to do after every time they have sex?

        Submitted by RwarKittyMeow on Apr 28, 10 at 1:26pm
        • dont be so ignorant. pulling out is not more effective than plan b. and it doesnt make you sick - where are you getting your info? plan b definitely isnt for every time you have sex but its a good thing and im glad it exists.

          Submitted by toyfish on Apr 28, 10 at 9:05pm
  • I'm tired of all these damn plan b texts

    Submitted by sarahjay on Apr 27, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Why would you pay 50 bucks for plan b when you can get condoms for 4 bucks??? You are retarded.

    Submitted by Singingflame on Apr 27, 10 at 5:05pm
  • Relying on emergency contraceptive is sketchtown. Even taken within an ideal time frame that shits only 60-90% effective.

    Submitted by BJM on Apr 27, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Wut the fuck is up wit all the "plan b" shit? We gonna see a resurgance of stds

    Submitted by evolwayz on Apr 27, 10 at 6:36pm
  • I agree with 5:37, just wear a fuckin condom, whore

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 27, 10 at 5:55pm
  • Omfg please use regular birth control. All of you! I'm sick of hearing about you relying on just plan b. You can probably get it for free at planned parenthood.

    Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 27, 10 at 4:59pm
    • False. Plan B is fucking expensive.

      Submitted by SextsFLN on Apr 27, 10 at 5:17pm
      • I think she meant birth control. But even birth control is about 30 bucks at Planned Parenthood, unfortunately. Condoms are free though.

        Submitted by puzzleattack on Apr 27, 10 at 10:18pm
  • responsible whores are the best whores, I just hope she gets tested regularly. . .

    Submitted by MRXnAZ on Apr 30, 10 at 3:43pm
  • he can't, he's paying for plan c.. the baby stroller

    Submitted by ntoulany on Apr 27, 10 at 9:55pm
  • Well ur just irresponsible all around now aren't you, you hopeless little slut. It's people like you that give people like me a horrible steryotype. A

    Submitted by menda on Apr 27, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Firsttt

    Submitted by ohshxtsaty on Apr 27, 10 at 4:25pm
  • I like this system.. Except for the parking ticket

    Submitted by Dan_Obrien on Apr 28, 10 at 10:18am
  • People still think Plan B texts are funny?

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 27, 10 at 5:46pm
  • what's better than plan B? oral ? or anal?

    Submitted by MRXnAZ on Apr 30, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Damn this is classy. You are a real winner! Are you even aware of how trashy you sound when you say shit like this?

    Submitted by Tic on Apr 29, 10 at 7:30pm
  • Second.

    Submitted by nichole818 on Apr 27, 10 at 4:31pm
  • been there

    Submitted by toyfish on Apr 28, 10 at 9:02pm
  • Hmmm anyone ever thought that the condom may have broken?... And f that I would have made him pay for plan b and took care of the parking ticket!

    Submitted by 504shoo on Apr 28, 10 at 3:02am
  • People who are that irresponsible should not be having sex. Use what little of a brain you have to buy some condoms dumbass.

    Submitted by jenpearce on Apr 27, 10 at 7:33pm
    • I don't think convenience stores or pharmacies accept brain as payment. Using condoms? Great idea, though.

      Submitted by CsM on Apr 27, 10 at 9:54pm
  • Second plan b text within like 2 hours

    Submitted by mae on Apr 27, 10 at 7:06pm
  • You can get plan B free at planned parenthood.

    Submitted by hayleyBOO on Apr 27, 10 at 9:48pm
    • You must have a really special Planned Parenthood, because at the one in my town, it's 40 bucks.

      Submitted by puzzleattack on Apr 27, 10 at 10:16pm
  • I have lost all faith n mankind really! people treat preg like a joke it was ment to b a gift damn! An I'm not a holy roller or any thing but fuck practice a Lil safe sex people cause when ya get the aids! They ain't no plan b fer that shit! I work at a prison an c inmates die of it all the time an it ain't the way ya wanna die trust me!

    Submitted by uhateme on Apr 28, 10 at 3:37pm
  • Blan b is harmful. P.s I agree with plan a.

    Submitted by maynard on Apr 28, 10 at 2:06am
  • I know come on! When did it become socially exceptable to be a w h o r e

    Submitted by djayed on Apr 27, 10 at 10:40pm
  • Girls who take the Depo shot gain, on average, 8% body fat. I think most of the people sending these texts would rather avoid that.\n\nIn any case, Implanon lasts up to 3 years. Why doesn't anyone ever suggest that? I would definitely live with a little rod in my arm if it meant I couldn't get knocked up for that long. <3

    Submitted by foofookachoo on Apr 27, 10 at 10:55pm
  • Plan b rules. Greatest invention ever.

    Submitted by profhopkins on Apr 30, 10 at 5:50am
  • WTF IS WITH ALL THE PLAN B POST?

    Submitted by bigmike1016 on Apr 29, 10 at 2:17am
  • My balls itch.

    Submitted by PlanetPiss on Apr 27, 10 at 7:58pm
  • This is absolutely hilarious!!

    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 27, 10 at 7:49pm