My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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So in celebration of his cat's birthday, you gave him pussy?
gives new meaning to the word Appropriate ;)
Statement to prove you will forever be a cat lady. Never do anything because of a cat!
So what did the cat get??
I ran over my catyesterday. :(
Warning! A guy with a cat or cats is bringing back transvestite prostitutes to his house, getting banged in the ass then killing them and dumping them somewhere. Serial killer, you've been warned.
Pussy for the pussy's birthday, sounds like a deal to me!
in 9 months, this text will not sound so clever.....
I feel sorry for you..
Oh, and first