My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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So in celebration of his cat's birthday, you gave him pussy?
gives new meaning to the word Appropriate ;)
Statement to prove you will forever be a cat lady. Never do anything because of a cat!
So what did the cat get??
I ran over my catyesterday. :(
Warning! A guy with a cat or cats is bringing back transvestite prostitutes to his house, getting banged in the ass then killing them and dumping them somewhere. Serial killer, you've been warned.
in 9 months, this text will not sound so clever.....
Pussy for the pussy's birthday, sounds like a deal to me!
I feel sorry for you..
Oh, and first