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  • 92 75
    Submitted by EchoFactor on May 12, 10 at 3:41pm

    You're in luck. I'm the Carlos Santana of your asshole.

    • 6 15
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Sep 15, 12 at 8:03pm

      That sounds like something that would be said in prison by a large, sweaty cellmate.

  • 61 51
    Submitted by leadbelly on May 12, 10 at 5:37pm

    Sustain,vibrato,delay, overdrive, the fuzz box

  • 50 44
    Submitted by ladiesman on May 13, 10 at 1:41pm

    Damn

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Theslurper on May 12, 10 at 10:57pm

    How big is his guitar?

  • 58 60
    Submitted by BrazilianJuJitsu on May 12, 10 at 4:24pm

    Baby you're so smooth.

  • 53 50
    Submitted by ben91295 on May 12, 10 at 3:53pm

    Maria Maria

  • 56 58
    Submitted by nubby89 on May 12, 10 at 3:24pm

    epic

  • 50 48
    Submitted by buberto on May 14, 10 at 3:58am

    Fuckin' epic.

  • 50 61
    Submitted by figaro on May 12, 10 at 9:03pm

    can i make this my facebook post of the day? That was the best!

  • 44 54
    Submitted by joshua4793 on Jun 18, 10 at 5:33am

    He may be Carlos santana but I'll be Jimmy hendrix

  • 48 62
    Submitted by cathyo87 on May 12, 10 at 7:01pm

    Hahaha that's amazing!!!

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 10 at 8:40pm

    Mets suck Yankees ftw

  • 41 52
    Submitted by muahahaha on May 12, 10 at 10:03pm

    SATC? Jazz guy? Hmmmm...

  • 42 54
    Submitted by scarlotta on May 12, 10 at 4:13pm

    Been there. It's amazing!

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Leto on May 12, 10 at 10:19pm

    then he doesnt want vagina. if you had a penis he'd be down

  • 43 59
    Submitted by 1now on May 14, 10 at 4:39am

    You picked the handicapped guitar player... Fail

  • 40 55
    Submitted by britney09 on May 13, 10 at 4:27am

    Lucky lucky girl! Wanna share?! Lmao

  • 43 66
    Submitted by sk8er on May 13, 10 at 10:51am

    Clearly she's Mexican.

  • 45 70
    Submitted by wwiiace on May 12, 10 at 5:25pm

    When did the word pussy die? I feel like a medical exam each post that uses vagina. Come on girls. Spice it up. Put some feeling into it!

  • 41 70
    Submitted by nubby89 on May 12, 10 at 3:36pm

    you my friend fail

  • 37 64
    Submitted by pichu180 on May 12, 10 at 3:25pm

    Win... I'm like that. >.> \nOh, first/second to be an ass.