He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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Sustain,vibrato,delay, overdrive, the fuzz box
You're in luck. I'm the Carlos Santana of your asshole.
That sounds like something that would be said in prison by a large, sweaty cellmate.
How big is his guitar?
SATC? Jazz guy? Hmmmm...
Been there. It's amazing!
can i make this my facebook post of the day? That was the best!
Baby you're so smooth.
Clearly she's Mexican.
Mets suck Yankees ftw
When did the word pussy die? I feel like a medical exam each post that uses vagina. Come on girls. Spice it up. Put some feeling into it!
then he doesnt want vagina. if you had a penis he'd be down
Hahaha that's amazing!!!
Lucky lucky girl! Wanna share?! Lmao
you my friend fail
You picked the handicapped guitar player... Fail
He may be Carlos santana but I'll be Jimmy hendrix
Win... I'm like that. >.> \nOh, first/second to be an ass.