He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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Sustain,vibrato,delay, overdrive, the fuzz box
You're in luck. I'm the Carlos Santana of your asshole.
That sounds like something that would be said in prison by a large, sweaty cellmate.
SATC? Jazz guy? Hmmmm...
How big is his guitar?
Been there. It's amazing!
Baby you're so smooth.
can i make this my facebook post of the day? That was the best!
Clearly she's Mexican.
When did the word pussy die? I feel like a medical exam each post that uses vagina. Come on girls. Spice it up. Put some feeling into it!
Mets suck Yankees ftw
then he doesnt want vagina. if you had a penis he'd be down
You picked the handicapped guitar player... Fail
Lucky lucky girl! Wanna share?! Lmao
you my friend fail
Hahaha that's amazing!!!
He may be Carlos santana but I'll be Jimmy hendrix
Win... I'm like that. >.> \nOh, first/second to be an ass.