He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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Sustain,vibrato,delay, overdrive, the fuzz box
You're in luck. I'm the Carlos Santana of your asshole.
That sounds like something that would be said in prison by a large, sweaty cellmate.
How big is his guitar?
SATC? Jazz guy? Hmmmm...
Been there. It's amazing!
can i make this my facebook post of the day? That was the best!
Baby you're so smooth.
Clearly she's Mexican.
Mets suck Yankees ftw
When did the word pussy die? I feel like a medical exam each post that uses vagina. Come on girls. Spice it up. Put some feeling into it!
then he doesnt want vagina. if you had a penis he'd be down
Hahaha that's amazing!!!
Lucky lucky girl! Wanna share?! Lmao
you my friend fail
You picked the handicapped guitar player... Fail
Win... I'm like that. >.> \nOh, first/second to be an ass.
He may be Carlos santana but I'll be Jimmy hendrix