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  • Submitted by maskedman on May 4, 10 at 1:00am

    So let me get this straight. This guy gets to have sex with a woman in order to keep her mouth shut. Is this text from heaven?

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    Submitted by SDanaeT on May 4, 10 at 1:55am

    No, Randy. The submitter is correct. You only end it with the apostrophe after if the owners are plural. For example, the dish belonging to two dogs is the dogs' dish. The boys' bikes. Etc. Grammar lesson ended.

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      Submitted by Anonoman on May 4, 10 at 9:33am

      Wait, how is that different from what Randy said? I personally couldn't give a shit because it's a text, not an English paper, but now I'm just confused.

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        Submitted by whywhywhywhy on May 4, 10 at 12:23pm

        .... singular nouns ending in s (with the exception of certain religious figures) take 's, as the OP thought. plural nouns ending in s take only an apostrophe. "boss" is singular. grammar nazis who are wrong are cute.

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    Submitted by FaceFucked on May 4, 10 at 2:00am

    She must be god awful looking

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 4, 10 at 1:11am

    She must be a 400lb amazon butterface.

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      Submitted by CoolerThanYou on May 4, 10 at 1:17am

      you can't be 400 lbs AND a butterface dawg. you CAN be 400 lbs with an UGLY face though...

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        Submitted by Croooooooooow on May 4, 10 at 1:32am

        Obviously you've never made sweet love to an 8 foot tall German woman with an overactive pituitary gland.

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          Submitted by Siress on May 4, 10 at 7:58am

          ...obviously. <.< [that was a man.]

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on May 4, 10 at 12:19am

    Lame text

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    Submitted by sh1thead on May 4, 10 at 12:18am

    Excited to be second...

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    Submitted by hooah33 on May 4, 10 at 12:31am

    You can tell us...

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    Submitted by pothead1 on May 4, 10 at 11:46pm

    BLUE WAFFLE

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    Submitted by ThatBlackGuy on May 7, 10 at 12:16am

    Way to be delaware!

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    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 4, 10 at 12:53am

    you're a deceitful brat.

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    Submitted by rickym11 on May 4, 10 at 12:14am

    Woooow

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    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 4, 10 at 1:46am

    I really fucking hate people who don't realize when you end something possessive with an "s", you add the apostrophe after the "s", not an apostrophe s.

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      Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on May 4, 10 at 4:31am

      I think this used to be the standard (it's how I learned it), but they've moved away from it.\n\nold: http://www.meredith.edu/grammar/plural.htm\n\nnew: http://owl.english.purdue.edu/owl/resource/621/01/ (very reputable)\nhttp://data.grammarbook.com/blog/uncategorized/apostrophes-with-words-ending-in-s/ (seems legit)

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        Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on May 4, 10 at 4:32am

        in other news, fuck TFLN for not letting me delete my own post when it looks retarded.

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      Submitted by sandy123 on May 4, 10 at 2:56pm

      you are way off... good job on the G.E.D.!