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  • So let me get this straight. This guy gets to have sex with a woman in order to keep her mouth shut. Is this text from heaven?

    Submitted by maskedman on May 4, 10 at 1:00am
  • No, Randy. The submitter is correct. You only end it with the apostrophe after if the owners are plural. For example, the dish belonging to two dogs is the dogs' dish. The boys' bikes. Etc. Grammar lesson ended.

    Submitted by SDanaeT on May 4, 10 at 1:55am
    • Wait, how is that different from what Randy said? I personally couldn't give a shit because it's a text, not an English paper, but now I'm just confused.

      Submitted by Anonoman on May 4, 10 at 9:33am
      • .... singular nouns ending in s (with the exception of certain religious figures) take 's, as the OP thought. plural nouns ending in s take only an apostrophe. "boss" is singular. grammar nazis who are wrong are cute.

        Submitted by whywhywhywhy on May 4, 10 at 12:23pm
  • She must be god awful looking

    Submitted by FaceFucked on May 4, 10 at 2:00am
  • Lame text

    Submitted by wtfwjd on May 4, 10 at 12:19am
  • She must be a 400lb amazon butterface.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 4, 10 at 1:11am
    • you can't be 400 lbs AND a butterface dawg. you CAN be 400 lbs with an UGLY face though...

      Submitted by CoolerThanYou on May 4, 10 at 1:17am
      • Obviously you've never made sweet love to an 8 foot tall German woman with an overactive pituitary gland.

        Submitted by Croooooooooow on May 4, 10 at 1:32am
  • You can tell us...

    Submitted by hooah33 on May 4, 10 at 12:31am

    Submitted by pothead1 on May 4, 10 at 11:46pm
  • Excited to be second...

    Submitted by sh1thead on May 4, 10 at 12:18am
  • you're a deceitful brat.

    Submitted by BlackSheepParty on May 4, 10 at 12:53am
  • Woooow

    Submitted by rickym11 on May 4, 10 at 12:14am
  • Way to be delaware!

    Submitted by ThatBlackGuy on May 7, 10 at 12:16am
  • I really fucking hate people who don't realize when you end something possessive with an "s", you add the apostrophe after the "s", not an apostrophe s.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on May 4, 10 at 1:46am
    • I think this used to be the standard (it's how I learned it), but they've moved away from it.\n\nold:\n\nnew: (very reputable)\n (seems legit)

      Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on May 4, 10 at 4:31am
      • in other news, fuck TFLN for not letting me delete my own post when it looks retarded.

        Submitted by ULTIMATE_DOUCHE on May 4, 10 at 4:32am
    • you are way off... good job on the G.E.D.!

      Submitted by sandy123 on May 4, 10 at 2:56pm