Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
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By the way, you didn't get her wet, that was her water breaking.
Haha, people these days are shamelessly amazing...
Eating on the metro is illegal but lap dances???.....PARTY ON!
First is lame
I bet he got his wallet stolen
Um, I don't mean to be one of those dicks that calls fake, but in absolutely no context would this make any sense.
Obviously you've never ridden the Metro.
Way to keep it classy dc/nova
Why would someone on maternity leave (just had a baby) give you a lapdance?
Did you READ the text? She needed the practice. She's obviously a stripper planning to return to work post-baby. (I assume she's already had the baby, because I can't imagine that anyone who's far enough along to be on maternity leave would feel like giving a stranger a lap dance, but I guess it depends on how early she started to show and whether the club's customers cared.)
That's dedication I like to see.
He was obviously in Maryland when this happened. All the nonsense happens there.
this is one of those times when truth is really stranger than fiction
MILF if I ever saw one.
Wierd. Maybe she's a stripper and doesn't want to get rusty. Do they even get mat leave?
Lol nova is whack I can't wait to move
wow this so many different levels of fucked up! well guess she wanted to keep loose and limber, for when she eventually returns to work.
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