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  • By the way, you didn't get her wet, that was her water breaking.

    Submitted by klangford on May 6, 10 at 3:54pm
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  • Haha, people these days are shamelessly amazing...

    Submitted by AMeick31 on May 6, 10 at 3:07pm
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  • Eating on the metro is illegal but lap dances???.....PARTY ON!

    Submitted by curazyboy on May 6, 10 at 5:58pm
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  • I bet he got his wallet stolen

    Submitted by skater518 on May 6, 10 at 5:45pm
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  • First is lame

    Submitted by 69770 on May 6, 10 at 2:53pm
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  • Um, I don't mean to be one of those dicks that calls fake, but in absolutely no context would this make any sense.

    Submitted by Anonoman on May 6, 10 at 3:19pm
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  • Why would someone on maternity leave (just had a baby) give you a lapdance?

    Submitted by adderallking on May 6, 10 at 3:46pm
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    • Did you READ the text? She needed the practice. She's obviously a stripper planning to return to work post-baby. (I assume she's already had the baby, because I can't imagine that anyone who's far enough along to be on maternity leave would feel like giving a stranger a lap dance, but I guess it depends on how early she started to show and whether the club's customers cared.)

      Submitted by hmmmm on May 7, 10 at 11:35am
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  • That's dedication I like to see.

    Submitted by IneptAdept on May 6, 10 at 4:46pm
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  • Way to keep it classy dc/nova

    Submitted by ktrue on May 7, 10 at 11:25am
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  • He was obviously in Maryland when this happened. All the nonsense happens there.

    Submitted by Dullesguy on May 6, 10 at 9:34pm
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  • wow this so many different levels of fucked up! well guess she wanted to keep loose and limber, for when she eventually returns to work.

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 3:03am
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  • this is one of those times when truth is really stranger than fiction

    Submitted by sequioa on May 6, 10 at 5:28pm
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  • Wierd. Maybe she's a stripper and doesn't want to get rusty. Do they even get mat leave?

    Submitted by frito10 on May 6, 10 at 4:03pm
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  • MILF if I ever saw one.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 6, 10 at 6:05pm
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  • Lol nova is whack I can't wait to move

    Submitted by iamyourboss on May 7, 10 at 1:59am
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  • FIRSTEST IS BESTEST YUH HUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Submitted by hallo on May 6, 10 at 3:02pm
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