just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Were u tryin to eat cracker pussy and masturbate to it?
Aristotle believed that you have a three part soul. A vegetable soul, which controls your survival instincts, like eating. A sensitive souls, which controls you need for pleasure. And a rational soul, which controls you intellect or responsibiltites.
You don't need a theory college boy, just tell your dad to stop.
Do you mean freud?? Aristotle didn't really deal with animal crackers and masturbation.
This didn't happen. I usually hate comments like this, but you have to admit so many submissions are too outlandish to actually happen.
3:33 I perfer dick in my pussy
am i the only one who likes my dick in my hand???
I want your dick in my mouth. Is that OK with you?
Except that he was probably making reference to things IN THE ETHICS TEXTBOOK... Aristotle had a lot to say about ethics.. Freud, not so much. \n\nWay to show YOUR ignorance.
LOL this is awesome
Lmao wow same shit happened to me... No animal crackers tho haha
So what were u on??
Umm maybe you fell asleep while jacking eating and studying all at the same time?
lewis carroll has a theory though, so ask him.
Gotta agree with Drake on this one, definately Freud. What to show your ignorance champ.