just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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Were u tryin to eat cracker pussy and masturbate to it?
Aristotle believed that you have a three part soul. A vegetable soul, which controls your survival instincts, like eating. A sensitive souls, which controls you need for pleasure. And a rational soul, which controls you intellect or responsibiltites.
You don't need a theory college boy, just tell your dad to stop.
This didn't happen. I usually hate comments like this, but you have to admit so many submissions are too outlandish to actually happen.
3:33 I perfer dick in my pussy
Do you mean freud?? Aristotle didn't really deal with animal crackers and masturbation.
am i the only one who likes my dick in my hand???
I want your dick in my mouth. Is that OK with you?
Except that he was probably making reference to things IN THE ETHICS TEXTBOOK... Aristotle had a lot to say about ethics.. Freud, not so much. \n\nWay to show YOUR ignorance.
LOL this is awesome
So what were u on??
Lmao wow same shit happened to me... No animal crackers tho haha
Umm maybe you fell asleep while jacking eating and studying all at the same time?
lewis carroll has a theory though, so ask him.
Gotta agree with Drake on this one, definately Freud. What to show your ignorance champ.